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Welcome to COCKSTAB. Just enjoy the WIENER IN YOUR ANUS.

THANKS!  You are a benefit to mankind.

And such a graceful yet effective domain name.

I thought today was opposite day  ><

Dear person from itemcoo,

Your shit is more expensive then my usual provider another place that might sell in-game goods.

Your pal,

Non

PikaMMOCHEATOR. I'm gonna rape ya!

I totally read that as www.ratemypoo.com. (NS4W, stupid)

Let's accrue a little comedy before this one gets sent away.

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We should give him props, this clearly wasn't done by a bot.  He went through the trouble to add a signature and like six different types of contact info by hand.  The man, while a worthless scumbag, is a gold farmer of the old school, working by the sweat of his palms instead of just running those cold dispassionate spambot programs.

Kudos you rancid douchbag, kudos.

Do douchebags come in Raging Gold Farmer scent?

I wonder if that is what a con smells like.

Cockstab and Thundercunt would be a good name for a P.I. film.

Cons can't smell like douchebags. That would imply that something that had once come near a woman was at the con. This is clearly in violation of Special Relativity.

Ah ha, but there are women AT cons.  And if they follow the hygene practices of their male counter parts, then they could - in fact- contribute to a douchebag smell at said con.

In fact, I'd attribute any known funk at anime cons specifically on the cosplayers.  :-D

But what about principles of uncertainty? You can't totally be sure there wasn't a woman there!

Bots do that nowadays.

In before the Den, he.

If someone smells like a douchebag, chances are they smell like salad.

RANG RANG!!!!111!!11111eleven

Dude, you need to get that little gopher under control. The amount of manrape that I must endure from you is EXHAUSTING, to say the least.

I am SO never eating salad with you.

Red wine vinaigrette is awesome.

But not as awesome as balsamic vinegar.

With a little chopped garlic, a touch of olive oil and a baguette, you have lunch.

If you're not in a garlic mood, a bit of chopped basil is lovely, too.  Overall, it's a wonderful lunch and smells lovely, not unlike a light, summery douchebag.

That's what I keep telling her but she doesn't seem to want to go for it.  :-o

Consider yourself lucky she's not going for chopped baguette.

I'm talking about having a picnic what are you talking about?

eww...I've heard it called a snack, but a picnic?

Does it come with ants or something, or just a general category of "bugs"?

This thread is full of win.

You should probably try to dine at nicer places if you're having critter issues.  Personally, I prefer well lit, clean places that look like they have had some effort put in to be presentable.