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Title: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on August 20, 2007, 06:24:19 AM BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it. "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans. Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: bhodi on August 20, 2007, 07:13:29 AM Threat DOWN!
Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: WayAbvPar on August 20, 2007, 09:15:35 AM You can't blame the guy. Who here hasn't gotten drunk and thought "You know what? I am gonna rape me a bear!"?
Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Paelos on August 20, 2007, 09:45:10 AM You can't blame the guy. Who here hasn't gotten drunk and thought "You know what? I am gonna rape me a bear!"? Well, when the Serbs have such amazing women... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/425000/images/_427419_wom150.jpg) Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: trotski on August 20, 2007, 09:51:33 AM The bear clearly was asking for it, and after the beer goggles are on, you know she was looking mighty fine.
Oh, and Darwin wins again. Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Morfiend on August 20, 2007, 12:22:21 PM The bear clearly was asking for it, and after the beer goggles are on, you know she was looking mighty fine. Oh, and Darwin wins again. (http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Greycat-Rademenes/Jynx_byGR.jpg) Oh yeah, dont enter "sexy bear" in google images if you want to keep your sanity. Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Merusk on August 20, 2007, 02:49:47 PM Oh yeah, dont enter "sexy bear" in google images if you want to keep your sanity. Y'know.. one day I'm actually going to become one of those people who takes advice instead of thinking, "Well now how bad can it REALLY be?" Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: NiX on August 20, 2007, 05:55:05 PM When I first joined up on LTM I didn't know what Winger was and thought that. There's a part of my high school years I'll never remember.
Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Calantus on August 20, 2007, 07:05:32 PM Oh shit.
I was like "I've been subjected to winger before, it's like tubgirl and goatse, I've seen it enough accidently that it no longer matters. It's probably just drawn furries in tight clothes I can take that. I'll show you!" and as I hit the search I was thinking to myself "doesn't bear mean something else too?". Yep. It does. Goddamn. Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: bhodi on August 20, 2007, 07:22:44 PM SOMEONE hasn't seen A dirty shame (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365125/).... ...and this is baby bear! GRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Merusk on August 20, 2007, 08:01:53 PM I was like "I've been subjected to winger before, it's like tubgirl and goatse, I've seen it enough accidently that it no longer matters. It's probably just drawn furries in tight clothes I can take that. I'll show you!" and as I hit the search I was thinking to myself "doesn't bear mean something else too?". Yep. It does. Goddamn. Minus the "doesn't bear mean.." that was my thought as well. Yeek. Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Tale on August 22, 2007, 02:35:42 AM Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage I think more needs to be made of this. "Hello, Knut? Hey man, this is your grizzly Adams down in Belgrade. Do those American tourists look tasty or WHAT?" Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Tale on August 22, 2007, 02:42:37 AM Oh yeah, dont enter "sexy bear" in google images if you want to keep your sanity. In 1994 when I got my first modem and connected to CompuServe, before I could get publicly available Internet, and got addicted to online chat, I looked at the list of channels and thought "who the hell would make a channel called #bears?" ... and looked inside. Title: Re: Beer and Bears, nope they don't mix Post by: Trippy on August 22, 2007, 02:52:54 AM Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage I think more needs to be made of this."Hello, Knut? Hey man, this is your grizzly Adams down in Belgrade. Do those American tourists look tasty or WHAT?" Person 1: Oh crap he's being attacked by the bears, throw something at them! Person 2: Okay! ... Person 2: That didn't work, we need to call for help! Person 1: I think we threw our phones in there Person 2: ... Person 1: C'est la Vie Person 2: Wanna get some more beer? |