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Title: BURGERS!
Post by: NiX on August 16, 2007, 10:51:26 AM
I present to you a plethora of burgers (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burgercreation.htm)! I can't imagine actually trying to eat any of the last 4 on that page. Then again, I'm skinny as a rail.



Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: schild on August 16, 2007, 10:57:48 AM
(http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/IMAGES/2pound_000.JPG)

I'd eat the hell out of that.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Yegolev on August 16, 2007, 11:00:50 AM
I thought this was going to be Mr. Burgers with Hot Dog Information.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: naum on August 16, 2007, 11:10:57 AM
(http://www.celebnewswire.com/paris%20nicole%20implants.jpg)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Sky on August 16, 2007, 11:24:27 AM
(http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/steen_burgher_cp_6234514.jpg)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Paelos on August 16, 2007, 11:28:52 AM
I like Chicken!

(http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/2740/burger.jpg)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Signe on August 16, 2007, 01:03:50 PM
(http://www.misfittoys.net/forsale/sclaus/actberger.jpg)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Furiously on August 16, 2007, 01:30:36 PM
How can you hate SANTA????


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 16, 2007, 02:36:48 PM
How can you hate SANTA????

S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus

Hooray for Santy Claus
Yay yay for Santy Claus
He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy
He can climb down any chiminy!
When we hear sleigh bells ring
Our hearts go ting-a-ling
'Cause there'll be presents under the tree
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Now all year long at the North Pole
He's busy making toys
But he knows just what you're doin'
So you better be good girls and boys!

Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho
On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Yay yay! Yay yay!
Yay yay! HOORAY!!!

Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho
On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hoo-raaaaayy forrr Sannn-tyyyy Clauuuusss!

Hooray for Santy Claus!


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Righ on August 16, 2007, 02:37:57 PM
So how about that LotRO then? It only comes in two sizes, but I'm sure its somehow related.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Samwise on August 16, 2007, 03:26:44 PM
The ultimate hamburger is the Aucklander 3AM White Lady Special.  1/2 lb of meat, New Zealand cheddar, slice of ham, pineapple ring, fried egg, pickled beet, tomatoes, grilled onions and garlic.  It is the food of kings.  Or drunk Kiwis.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Miasma on August 16, 2007, 03:58:59 PM
Heh, I just noticed this, I'm slow.
(http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6135/hehgi0.jpg)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Trippy on August 16, 2007, 04:10:49 PM
I present to you a plethora of burgers (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burgercreation.htm)! I can't imagine actually trying to eat any of the last 4 on that page. Then again, I'm skinny as a rail.
They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Evildrider on August 16, 2007, 04:20:34 PM
I present to you a plethora of burgers (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burgercreation.htm)! I can't imagine actually trying to eat any of the last 4 on that page. Then again, I'm skinny as a rail.
They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size.


Well there is a bottle of ketchup in most of those pics you can kind of use to give you an estimate size.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Trippy on August 16, 2007, 04:33:18 PM
I present to you a plethora of burgers (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burgercreation.htm)! I can't imagine actually trying to eat any of the last 4 on that page. Then again, I'm skinny as a rail.
They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size.
Well there is a bottle of ketchup in most of those pics you can kind of use to give you an estimate size.
They are in the background, though, not side by side and you don't know if the size of the bottle is consistent in each picture.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on August 16, 2007, 05:23:25 PM
Quite frankly on the last one 100 pounds of meat does not need anything to help you judge the scale properly. And it's only $379.95.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Evildrider on August 16, 2007, 05:28:32 PM
I present to you a plethora of burgers (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burgercreation.htm)! I can't imagine actually trying to eat any of the last 4 on that page. Then again, I'm skinny as a rail.
They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size.
Well there is a bottle of ketchup in most of those pics you can kind of use to give you an estimate size.
They are in the background, though, not side by side and you don't know if the size of the bottle is consistent in each picture.


Well maybe it's just me, I can get a decent enough idea just from the ketchup bottle hehe.  The pieces of can give you an idea somewhat as well. 


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Yegolev on August 16, 2007, 05:41:10 PM
So, what exactly is New Zealand cheddar?  Sheep cheese?


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Samwise on August 16, 2007, 05:55:28 PM
No, just nice well-aged cow-milk cheddar from New Zealand.  A nice solid brick of it melting on top of the beef and ham.  Dammit, now I want one for dinner.

Not that I have anything against sheep cheese.  Some of the best damn pizza I've ever had was made with sheep cheese.  Speaking of which, Yoru, if you're about, you should mosey over here (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=pizzetta&near=San+Francisco,+CA&fb=1&view=text&latlng=37783774,-122482854,797538431435835784&dtab=2&reviews=1) for lunch sometime.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Furiously on August 16, 2007, 08:11:48 PM
Heh, I just noticed this, I'm slow.
(http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6135/hehgi0.jpg)

Except he's saying "Don't fuck with the Jesus." and I'm saying "KNEEL!"


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Abagadro on August 16, 2007, 08:31:25 PM
How can you hate SANTA????

S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus

Hooray for Santy Claus
Yay yay for Santy Claus
He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy
He can climb down any chiminy!
When we hear sleigh bells ring
Our hearts go ting-a-ling
'Cause there'll be presents under the tree
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Now all year long at the North Pole
He's busy making toys
But he knows just what you're doin'
So you better be good girls and boys!

Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho
On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Yay yay! Yay yay!
Yay yay! HOORAY!!!

Hang up that mistletoe
Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho
On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hoo-raaaaayy forrr Sannn-tyyyy Clauuuusss!

Hooray for Santy Claus!

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/Abagadro/mst3k_scctm0.jpg)

Buy me a Golden Globe Santa!


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Nevermore on August 17, 2007, 07:22:52 AM
Not impressed: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/BurgerTime_Peter_Pepper.png)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: voodoolily on August 17, 2007, 08:53:07 AM
THis thread voodoolily confuse.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Yoru on August 17, 2007, 08:56:46 AM
Not that I have anything against sheep cheese.  Some of the best damn pizza I've ever had was made with sheep cheese.  Speaking of which, Yoru, if you're about, you should mosey over here (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=pizzetta&near=San+Francisco,+CA&fb=1&view=text&latlng=37783774,-122482854,797538431435835784&dtab=2&reviews=1) for lunch sometime.

Roger-dodger dude. I'll check it out next chance I get.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Nonentity on August 17, 2007, 09:22:38 AM
You would have to eat a whole container of Metamucil after eating one of those burgers to be able to poop. (The larger caliber ones, that is)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: NiX on August 17, 2007, 11:38:54 AM
Prove it.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Polysorbate80 on August 17, 2007, 12:04:29 PM
Four pounds of burger was the most I ever consumed at once.  Didn't prevent pooping :P

The bun's kind of a waste, eat a big-ass steak instead.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Nonentity on August 17, 2007, 01:06:46 PM
Prove it.

I... no, man, don't put me in the spotlight like that!


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: NiX on August 17, 2007, 02:30:01 PM
You can't back down now! It's on!


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Oban on August 17, 2007, 04:29:36 PM
Quote
The Coronary Burger Special
2 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Fries and Gravy, Can of Pop and Mayo as a garnish for sure!
Only  $ 13.95

Quadruple C
"Collosal Colon Clogger Combo"
24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs.  Also comes with a large shake (flavor of your choice) and a small poutine.
Only  $ 22.99


http://dangerousdansdiner.com/ (http://dangerousdansdiner.com/)


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: schild on August 17, 2007, 04:36:53 PM
(http://heartattackgrill.com/images/ALL-HAMBURGERS.jpg)

Heart Attack Grill (http://heartattackgrill.com/)



Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: Oban on August 17, 2007, 04:39:37 PM
I do not think those count Schild, they are way too healthy.  Real heart attack burgers should have no anti-oxidants, so skip the tomatoes and spanish onions.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: CmdrSlack on August 17, 2007, 05:29:08 PM
And if a Krispy Kreme donut or two aren't the bun, then it's nowhere near official Heart Stopper 5000 status.


Title: Re: BURGERS!
Post by: schild on August 17, 2007, 08:05:09 PM
And if a Krispy Kreme donut or two aren't the bun, then it's nowhere near official Heart Stopper 5000 status.

I hate that the Krispy Kreme donut was shown in Maxim. Everyone has ripped it off.

It's the fucking Luther.