f13.net

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Fuck it.  Do it.  Love it. 



Now.


This is not your ordinary dildo.

I've always wondered why you are so adamant about not only posting pictures of yourself, but also about needing others to post them of themselves.

I genuinely don't get it; plz2explain.

Because you fucking shitheads are so scared of posting IRL pics.  Every few months I like to poke the machine.  It will work one day.

Also I am drunkish.

Extreme close up of me after a party last night.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/hhs-8.jpg)

I posted a pic of myself three sheets to the wind in the other thread. Pay attention, Ched.

You should not be ashamed of your gingerness, Cheddar.  You should embrace it.  (just not in public)  You are beautiful to God.

Which god?? Hey, It was a question.

For some reason I remembered Cheddar being...heavier.

This is not about me, its about YOU!  I have always been in shape. 

I posted stuff 2 years ago. That still covers me, right?

(incidentally, I have not had a picture taken of me in about 2 years)

I posted pictures awhile back. I look young. Cheddar you're a stalker.

I shaved my head since my last pic. Which was stupid. Now I'm just growing it out like a fro. No one needs to see a pic :)

Why ruin the illusion that we're all a pantheon of fabulous roman gods, assembled to berate the doings of our lessers?

Picture posting makes it too easy for the crazies to get you.  Imagine Cousin It and you've got it.

/alt voodoo

There's a pic of sauced next to some corn in the other thread.

I came to the conclusion awhile back that I'm crazier than any of the so called crazies, so I don't worry about it.

Anyways, I might as well update my pic now that I think about it. The last one had me looking stoned. So umm.. Here's something from a couple of months back... There's a recent one with me all fro'ed out, slapping some girl's ass -- but none of you want to see that, do you?  :roll:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/Misc/jun_06.jpg)

Most recent photo avaiable is this...

(http://img-a5.ak.imagevz.net/pics/de/members/6/212/1074900-3289.jpg)

but I posted that already a while ago :-D

Is this another one of Ched's Ridiculous drunk threads?

Yay.  Hasn't been one for a while.

That was a great pic, too.
Sorry, I'm clearly a norse god. Of thunder, no less. Maybe I could be like an ambassador to Mount Olympus or something. Wait, that's Greek. Where did the Roman gods hang out?

Cheese man, no fair removing your glasses for the picture ;) If you want a current picture of me, you can see my beard in my bass video in the guitar thread. Beard's a bit longer, hair's a bit longer, otherwise same as I was last time we did this silliness.

(http://a1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01077/00/06/1077286000_l.jpg)

Me and the boy.

All I got:

(http://www.garagegames.com/images/uploaded/imag.13071.stephen120x120.jpg)

Damn I hate winters in Eugene--way too pale!

Same place, IIRC. The Romans basically used the Greek pantheon with different names for the most part. Granted, this is based on what I recall from my childhood, so I could be way wrong.

How can you guys forget what I look like? I'm, like, totally buff.

(http://iftolfree.free.fr/photo/06%20Dec/baby%20vin%20diesel.jpg)

If you don't know what I look like by now, I need to clean my windows.

Does not compute. Be pale and proud.

If I was a god, I'd be a hybrid between a Norse and a Tiki god, wearing a khon mask, a cowboy hat, hauling ass on some old school banana board. I wouldn't have any lessers, or even a clear purpose.

Wait, Zepp lives in Oregon?

GarageGames is based in Eugene, yeah.

Plenty of pictures of me trying hard to look like Surlyboi are around here, so I will continue with pictures of helicopters in my front yard and overturned dump trucks.

How's the one-man pest control business coming along?

Yes ma'am, I do ;)

We live in Portland. We should have a beer sometime!  :lol:

Just don't do it at the Brewers Festival or you will die of old age and frustration before you get a beer.


Not that I am bitter.

No, you seem more of the lager type to me.   :rofl:

God, I'm so fucking funny.  (http://www.desiproject.com/bbb/images/smilies/cheers.gif)

I haven't been in the travel mode much lately, but if/when I get up that way I'll certainly let folks know :)

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t51/Xerapis/CIMG0323.jpg)

Is that your hello kitty bong?

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This just in:  Its a boy.

OMG!  And it's your first boy, no?  Good work, my old son!

They let you breed? Grats!

Awesome.

You know, we should turn this into a birth board and just talk about our kids. Fuck Video Games. Lets all get breeding!

F13.net First on one with 13 kids wins!

Do my guitars count? Because I'm not spawning any of those little poop machines.

Poop machines are awesome.  When they are yours, at least.

I feel so left out.  :sad_red_panda:

Someone spawn a few for me.

I'm sure someone would be willing to donate 1/2 the material necessary to make one.

Two donations of all the material would be preferable, and likely more successful.  Also more pleasurable than a magazine and a cup.

I don't have any either and never will.  Not real ones, anyway.  This one will do fine, though.  (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/baby2.gif)

I am pretty shocked and awed right now.  We have had a laaaaaaarge string of girls for the last decade so this is a bit of a surprise.


I am not ready for a boy- I am trained on girl babies, killing people in closed quarters, and keeping my mouth shut. 

(http://www.thenonentity.com/me1.jpg)

Hi there!

(http://www.thenonentity.com/me5.jpg)

I HAVE PANTS OKAY

Oh - and grats Cheddar on the boy! MAY YOU RAISE HIM INTO A FINE EXAMPLE OF A MAN

(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/14193/76839/f/499580-Dancing-Monkey-0.jpg)

That's me at a recent party.

Neither am I.  But I've only got 6 more weeks to go so I better get ready!

Who else thinks it would be more interesting if Nonentity DIDN'T have pants?  :evil:

I missed the chapter in the New Baby book about killing people in closed quarters - is it before or after the bit about treating nappy rash?  Keeping my mouth shut, on the other hand, is something I learnt to do quite well shortly after getting married.

Congratulations on the boy btw.

He's pretty cute, isn't he?  Who'd a thunk?

(http://www.gibson.com/whatsnew/pressrelease/2003/images/yellowlight.jpg)

You are never ready for The Boy.  Mine is like the Spanish Inquisition.  Every.  Day.

He also headbutts my balls a lot.

Da Da Balls?

Just Guard the Jewels at all times.  I know I look silly when I cover my nads instead of reaching out to him when he's running toward me for a hug like the people on TV do, but I feel better after impact.  Plus if you collapse on the floor in pain, he's going to think you want to wrestle.

Yes.

Ched, first congrats, second invest in protective gear.  Boys are a world of difference from girls.  My wife blames me for my son and his physical nature.  I say after 4 boy nephews it's just their nature. 

My son's a lot more fun than my daughter as he rough houses more than her, but damn sometimes he just won't stop! Tomboy that she is, my daughter doesn't play even half as rough as he likes it, either.  Getting low to the ground in any way is an invitation to run over, jump-on, hit, or physically accost dad.  The girl just wants to race and compete, the boy.. he wants to beat the crap out of dad.

Oh the fun you'll have!

I lol'ed. Seriously.

Thanks F13, for reminding me on a consistent basis why I have no distinct desire to have children.

Kids are the only thing that really make this crap worthwhile.

I reckon if I didn't have Elena I'd be locked up on multiple counts of GBH.  After a certain age, life for its own sake loses much of the attraction.

You can buy stuff, or help causes, or throw yourself into your career. The hollowness of your existence WILL come back to you in the dark.


Now here's Sarah with the weather.

When she's drinking smoking and clubbing til 5AM with Sharon and Kelly, and dating a local yobbo... you'll yearn for that hollowness. 

By that point, I'll be able to numb the pain by paying a select group of whores who are half my age to sit on my knob.  While being completely out of my tree with any and all drugs that I can get my hands on.

See, by that stage the inevitability of Death will no longer seem like something to be avoided.  I'll be watching the news about Gulf War 4 and Rocky 80 and The Bourne Infarction, just wishing to die.

That stage is just temporary, though.  Then come the grandkids and your ability to spoil them even more rotten without having to deal with the consequences of your actions.

Watching my own parents, it looks like fun.  I still want to club them, though.

As am I silly Rabbit.  We've had this talk before.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a352/righ/MyPicture.jpg)

WHY HAVEN'T WE PARTIED?

And omg, Righ is totally that girl from Ringu.

Grandkids makes it all worth while. How could you make it worth while ? you inquire? Buy that boy a drum kit. imagination is your friend. They can not complain as you are their daddy. It is great fun. And after you overload them on sugar you send them home,,, with your child. Payback is hell... but great fun.

Cousin Itt!

I swear I'm not married to anything that resembles the late Joey Ramone except, possibly, in silhouette. 

If you guys are ever down in Eugene, definitely look me up!

It's hard to tell with the hair style.  Can he see like that using his strange Google-fu Mapsense power or does he bump into everything?

I told you once that I imagined you to look like Jared Harris... Or a young Richard Harris for that matter.

I was way off!

I think he did his hair especially for you lot.  He NEVER tarts himself up like that for me!

Um...Signe, darling?

I'm going to need the source of that avatar.

It's so old, I can't find it anymore. I looked for ages, too.  (http://www.aquariacentral.com/forums/images/smilies/nilly.gif)

I have two suggestions.  First, USENET.  Second, don't go looking under rocks you will regret.

Any semblance of cute goes out the door once the pants go OFF.

:vv:

The zombie icon just confuses things.  Undead dick?

Most recent picture of me...

(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1384/65/n227300287_7011.jpg)

It was right after I did a presentation for my Business Communications class.

That looks like a rather large knot...

Yes. I was the only person to wear a tie for their presentation so everyone was messing with mine which loosened the knot.

I haven't worn a tie since my job interview 7+ years ago (unless you include the bow ties on a tux), and I hope it stays that way. I used to have to wear a tie as a COURIER for fuck's sake. I sported the Angus Young tie + shorts look for quite a while.

goddamnit.

Oops ;)

Damnit.

85 posts and like five pictures. Here goes another.

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This one's for Signe....See how ripped I am? lol

And isn't my daughter cute?  :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Is that a lingcod?

Certainly not a picture of me but I just can't stop looking at it.

WINNAR:
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/2963/ductwinnarmb8.jpg)
This photo provided by the Ashland Police Dept. shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky.,who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors Friday, Aug. 10, 2007. (AP Photo/ Ashland Police Dept.) (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070815/ap_on_fe_st/odd_duct_tape_bandit_6)

Looks like a leopard shark.

We have a winner.

These were the size of most of em that we caught.

(http://a538.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_bb1122e8dea7bbdd1d0019739df8b2e9.jpg)

I had to eat a herring eye to change my luck. Not 10 min later I hooked into the big one.

(http://a576.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_125d047fb4151401cd2b11d300c92287.jpg)

Any guesses on locale?

On a boat?

I'm going to say off the Oregon or California Coast?

I am going to say somewhere near salt water. I am no marine biologist, however.

I was down by the creek. Walkin' on wata.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_shark

One Wiki Basically told the whole story. San Fran.

(http://a87.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/l_dba6e98c601895f3df33e19b49bc0946.jpg)


And I did throw her back, she was pregnant.

You are ripped and your daughter is absolutely adorable.   :-)

IT looks like BC to me.

I knew after 1000 posts you would finally warm up to me  :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

heheh

That wee shark's not so bad itself.

I'll put you in the new years' DILF calendar candidate pool.

Right up there with duct-tape face guy?

I never didn't like you, Slayerik.  You are confusing me with everyone else on this board.  (http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif)

I have to say I'm flabbergasted at the amount of adorable children you lot spit out.  Who'da thunk?  The only explanation is you all must have some extremely stunning spouses!

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5753/frmirichen7bp.jpg)

Its all a big front. Everyone actually loves me. ;) Especially schildy. We are best buds.

Actually, after seeing my cute kids I'm constantly being offered people's wives...its crazy! Can ya blame em though?


Yeah, it totally stole my thunder. So it had to be annihilated.  :evil:

Damn you.  I think I've sprained my foot trying to do that!   :oops:

Man, there is WAY much love in this thread.

It's like... I don't know, it's like we're all friends. Or a COMMUNITY or something.

Quick, someone call someone else a homo.

Can you feel the love tonight.....homo!

You Pokefag.

(http://www.thenonentity.com/grr.gif)

My avatar is gonna rape your avatar. Pokebutt.

I am afraid of the Peggle gopher. :(

You know he's got a wacky cartoon voice to go with his anal rape, too.

I'm picturing rodney dangerfield on helium.

(http://www.thenonentity.com/me-and-leeroy.jpg)

Me and Leeroy Jenkins! He's on the right. I took this at BlizzCon, he was doing the Arena PvP commentary, along with this German/Korean guy with the strangest accent.

Pika.....ah forget it...

Its getting old stalking your threads, mon.


That dude looks like Tucker Max.

THEN STOP PIKARAPING ME OKAY

Oh yeah, like the new avatar's gonna stop that.

So who is that?

Those avatars are very.. distracting.

That's because you have the hots for Emma Watson.  :-P

You know it!

Me too. She's pretty :)

LOL

She is hot. Who's your avatar anyways Merusk, besides beautiful ass lady?

My future wife, no matter what any of you say - that's Hayley Williams, the lead singer for Paramore.

Urg.

You're more than welcome to her.

Thank you. I appreciate your cooperation on this matter.

Sharp knees?

You'd have to ask Signe.  She found me the pic when everyone else was giving me a hard time about still having the Christmas avatar in February.

Because I am on assignment in Slovakia?  I don't know, it never really came up.  I get back to Oregon sometime near the end of September.  I'll shoot you a PM when I get back into town. 

And to anyone that cares, Slovakian Internet sucks donkey balls.  But, the women are hot.

I like this picture (http://cdn.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/6871877/220981.jpg) better. That said, female punk vocals = win, so good choice :P.

I've got news for you. That's not punk.

Punk is dead.

It's simply a genre now. A sub-genre of alternative and even that's just a sub-genre of rock.

Edit: Hey, they're on the same label as Panic at the Disco. Or rather, Fallout Boy's label. Neat. Fueled By Ramen.

Edit2: Also, that chick is like the girl from Seinfeld. She's only hot in the right light.

I'm not even trying to pretend that it's punk - it's pop punk in the same vein as Panic.

But I don't care what you say, schild! I LOVE HER ANYWAYS OKAY

I have this... this thing for petite girls, especially redheads. I have an irrational love for them.

I am on your side. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho_%281960_film%29) 

Every day I become more and more certain that I am a cheap Hispanic knock-off of Non.

That said, my previous (obviously painfully ignorant) statement was based on listening to about three 30s clips on last.fm while looking for a better version of the picture on their Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fusethesauce.jpg). I failed on most accounts of course.

Bwahaha. Punk just is. It might have been fashionable once, it might have been used as a genre label, but that's just the result of Crass ignorance. Brilliant pun FTW.

My bad. It's also a fashion. How could I forget.

Its also an ideology. Unintentionally, this page sums up the current problem:

http://punkhistory101.tripod.com/id18.html

She has hot emo hair.

No no, it WAS an ideology. Then it became a fad. The fad died. And then the punks that laughed at the new kiddies got jobs.

Cycle of the universe. Today, anyone who says they're a punk is just a lazy slacker who doesn't know anything about politics but wants to talk about them anyway.

They're the new hippy.

Edit: I was hardcore straight edge in another life. That shit is dead. I met the Dead Kennedys and Fugazi though. Also, I've seen Minor Threat. >_>

Edit 2: (Today, anyone who says they're a punk is just a lazy slacker who doesn't know anything about politics but wants to talk about them anyway.) Which, ironically I suppose, is exactly what it was at the beginning.

Yes, but the real irony is that I said that with a link. You went emo. Like modern 'punks'.  :-P

I actually kind of disagree with that. Emo is just another word for awkward puberty and bad taste.

Modern Punks went corporate.

Punk was always too much of a 'mixed media' to be anything other than a fashion at heart. Don't get me wrong, we got some awsome music out of it, but I think it stopped being an ideology around the time the Sex Pistols started whining about EMI.

Yes!

I... I want to bite it.

Also, I'm sorry that I have completely derailed this thread.