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*You defeat the unleashed titan on Mount Olympus, earning a hearty pat on the back from Zeus, who has decided that you did such an awesome job he's no longer going to protect humanity.

*It turns out you're Strelok.

*You don't even get to kill the main badguy of the expansion. You nearly kill him and then another character shows up and finishes the job.

*Harry dies.

*Harry isn't dead.

*He has kids.

*Some of you have waited a decade to have a series turn to shit.

*Nintendo's going to put Project H.A.M.M.E.R. on the backburner, leaving their first party developed games of 2007 at 1. When SSMB comes out.

*The Top 100 from Famitsu for Year to Date just came out. The top title is a PSP title. The PSP is being outsold by the DS 8:1. There are 16M DS sold this year, versus 2M PSP. Monster Hunter Kingdom 2 sold 1.2M copies. It's the best selling game.

*Japan continues to prove it doesn't mean jack shit anymore.

Is this a spoiler thread or a Sony advocacy thread?

*That wasn't about Sony so much as Japan not buying enough games to matter.

*Obligatory Aeri(s/th) dies/Spike dies/Vader is Luke's father post.

Anime 1:
*That annoying schoolgirl may or may not be God/a walking temporal anomoly/the next step in human evolution.
*The quiet girl is a drone working for a collection of interstellar AIs.
*The pretty girl is from the future.
*The flaming boy is an esper.
*You're a normal human (but nobody knows your real name).

Anime 2:
*The black-clad antagonist is a clone of her mother's dead daughter who is only fighting you to try and win her mother's affection.

(Same universe, next series)
*The knights are projected AI defence programs from an out-of-control, immensely powerful, magical tome.
*The girl's paralysis isn't caused by sickness or injury, but the tome beginning to devour the life-force of its owner as a prelude to it going haywire and destroying the entire planet.

*This thread will end up in the Den due to retardery.

* You were actually a hero that invaded the tower but were left behind by friends. The tower took you and converted you into it's new master while the old wizard was away. Ultimately, he comes back, you do battle, you overthrow him, and live happily ever after.

You saved the a world from a Shadowy Evil. Rocks fell on your head as you try to escape.

> INV
You have a lantern, currently lit.

> GIVE LANTERN
The grue takes the lantern and turns it off. It is very dark.

You have been eaten by a grue. Would you like to play again? (y/n) N

Porthos dies.

Frodo lives.

The Titanic sinks.

The astronauts make it back ok.

* You eat the yellow snow where the huskies go.

*The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. *Vanguard sucks. (Har!) *America went to war with Iraq for financial reasons....

*Frost's 'Road' poem isn't about the roads at all. It's about lying and making yourself look better. Don't say it's your favorite poem, people will laugh at you.

* Page 65. Probably.


* Frodo dies. Metaphorically.


* Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around...

That is SO totally cheating!