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Title: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: voodoolily on June 20, 2007, 01:21:55 PM
Now wish him well, dammit!

(http://cyll.org/images/donut/donut01.jpg)


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Sky on June 20, 2007, 01:47:20 PM
Is that the new London Olympics logo in bacon?

Anyway, happy anniversary of your uteral exit, Sauced.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: caladein on June 20, 2007, 01:54:31 PM
Is that the new London Olympics logo in bacon?

No, that's an embolism on a dinner plate. (See Burger King thread. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=10256.msg313787#msg313787))


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Chimpy on June 20, 2007, 01:56:40 PM
Feliz Birthday

Enjoy the donut of doom.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: schild on June 20, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
Goddamn I want that donut. I thought I was starting this thread btw.

Happy 63rd, Sauced!


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Sauced on June 20, 2007, 02:10:07 PM
Thanks!

The doughnut, of course, was fucking awesome, but I think I might have diabetes and need a double bypass.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Yegolev on June 20, 2007, 02:12:45 PM
Conratulations on nearing your eternal rest.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: voodoolily on June 20, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Goddamn I want that donut. I thought I was starting this thread btw.

Happy 63rd, Sauced!

I couldn't wait.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 20, 2007, 02:45:30 PM
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/cdog87/HappyBirthday.jpg)


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Merusk on June 20, 2007, 02:52:19 PM
Damnit, someone else made the 'almost dead' joke.

Well, hope you get some then, since nobody else offered that one up.  :-D


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: HaemishM on June 20, 2007, 02:53:14 PM
Happy Birthday, hippie!

You must be a hippie, living in the great Northwest right? Smoke a bowl and Cheeto yourself into a coma.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 20, 2007, 02:53:33 PM
Damnit, someone else made the 'almost dead' joke.

Well, hope you get some then, since nobody else offered that one up.  :-D

He is married. Not gonna happen!  :evil:


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Sauced on June 20, 2007, 02:55:43 PM
You must be a hipster, living in the great Northwest right? Eat lots of duck confit and drink 18 year old Scotch yourself into a coma.

FIFY.

He is married.

I thought I at least got a year out of it.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 20, 2007, 02:57:39 PM
Sorry- I couldn't tell you until you had sealed the deal. It is kind of like the people with kids trying to trick everyone into having them so they will be as miserable as the other parents  :evil:


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: HaemishM on June 20, 2007, 02:59:17 PM
He is married.

I thought I at least got a year out of it.

If you lived together for any time before marriage, that takes time off your "get some" counter.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Sauced on June 20, 2007, 03:01:20 PM
Well, shit.  Guess I'll go ahead and eat the last maple bacon doughnut then.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: schild on June 20, 2007, 03:07:43 PM
NO.

PUT IN FEDEX BOX.

MAIL TO SCHILD.

PROFIT*

*maybe

Will that place ship long distance? ^_^


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Merusk on June 20, 2007, 03:09:02 PM
Once again, I'm so very sad for you people.   I'll send you all some roofies and a tube of KY for your birthdays next year.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Paelos on June 20, 2007, 03:10:20 PM
Happy B-Day Sauced, before the thread gets weird.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: NiX on June 20, 2007, 03:25:49 PM
I'm here to remind you that there's always someone younger around...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Yoru on June 20, 2007, 03:31:15 PM
Happy B-Day Sauced, before the thread gets weird.

Little late for that.

Happy Date of Birth, Sauced. The AARP will be in touch soon.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Lantyssa on June 20, 2007, 03:47:20 PM
Happy birthday!


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: voodoolily on June 20, 2007, 03:59:51 PM
NO.

PUT IN FEDEX BOX.

MAIL TO SCHILD.

PROFIT*

*maybe

Will that place ship long distance? ^_^

You know, you can just stick some bacon on a regular maple bar and I bet it'd be just as good.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Signe on June 20, 2007, 04:01:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  PARTY TIME!  (http://www.terranuts.com/forums/images/smilies/ymca.gif)



Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Megrim on June 20, 2007, 06:12:48 PM
Congrats!


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Samwise on June 20, 2007, 06:31:04 PM
(http://homepage.mac.com/tramahound/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/cakes3/stripper.jpg)


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: hal on June 20, 2007, 08:05:24 PM
Happy birthday

Do not mind getting older as it is so much better than the alternative

the alternative is dying young


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Bunk on June 21, 2007, 06:19:55 AM
Wow, that was a cheery thing to say Hal.

Happy B'Day Sauced.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Sauced on June 21, 2007, 09:16:12 AM
Thanks again, everyone.  Was a great day, and I seem to have survived the day of feasting relatively intact.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: stray on June 21, 2007, 02:12:11 PM
Happy B-Day fellow Juneinite.

Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?

Not to derail too much, but I think I'll be having Carrot-Cheesecake myself.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Sky on June 21, 2007, 03:40:35 PM
I think I'll be having Carrot-Cheesecake myself.
Here you go (http://www.enchantedfairygarden.com/pics/setredhead.JPG).

Probably NSFW...


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Lantyssa on June 21, 2007, 04:30:57 PM
Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?
I have several on the way!  They start in seven or eight months.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Chimpy on June 21, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?
I have several on the way!  They start in seven or eight months.

This is no joke. I know a girl who literally celebrates her "birthday weekend" every weekend in October and November.

She used to get "I didn't know it was your birthday, happy birthday!" posts on a local chicago music scene board I plunked around on every couple of days for a month and a half. I finally asked my roomate about it one time (as he was messing around with her at that point) and he was like: "Oh, she is just nuts, her actual birthday is not for like 2 more weeks. She just likes the attention."



Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Yegolev on June 21, 2007, 06:06:21 PM
Anyone else have upcoming birthdays?

All I can remember is my wife's, and that's mostly because it is July 4th.  No idea what to get her.  The boy and I are January 5.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Signe on June 21, 2007, 07:14:48 PM
When I used to have birthdays, mine was in July, too.


Title: Re: It is Sauced's Birthday!!
Post by: Paelos on June 21, 2007, 08:23:00 PM
I'm July 3rd. Which always means I get a day off after my birthday. It's a pretty nice setup for a night of drinky-drinky.