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Title: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Miasma on June 07, 2007, 04:42:30 PM (http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1989/wcyp7.jpg)
Quote A 21-year-old Kalamazoo, Mich., man, unidentified by police, in this a motorized wheelchair, found himself stuck to the front grill of this semi truck and pushed eastbound on Red Arrow Highway near Paw Paw, Mich., Wednesday, June 6, 2007, for four miles (6.4 kilometers) at about 50 mph (80 kph), authorities said. The young man, reportedly unhurt, was quoted by police as saying, 'It was quite a ride.' (AP Photo/Michigan State Police via Kalamazoo Gazette) Link. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070607/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wheelchair_truck_ride_4) Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: schild on June 07, 2007, 04:52:24 PM Ironic, I was just thinking about getting one for my Acura.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Evil Elvis on June 07, 2007, 05:46:28 PM I wonder if that voids his chair's warranty?
<asshole> ghost ride the crip? </asshole> Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Cadaverine on June 07, 2007, 08:50:53 PM I'd just like to know how he got the handles through the grill, and how he got the back of his wheelchair attached to the front of a semi while crossing the street.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Signe on June 07, 2007, 09:43:50 PM I bet he used a trampoline.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Der Helm on June 08, 2007, 04:15:32 AM I'd just like to know how he got the handles through the grill, and how he got the back of his wheelchair attached to the front of a semi while crossing the street. I thought the same. I do not believe that this was an accident. Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: HaemishM on June 08, 2007, 08:08:44 AM I'd just like to know how he got the handles through the grill, and how he got the back of his wheelchair attached to the front of a semi while crossing the street. I thought the same. I do not believe that this was an accident. Right there with you. I find it more likely that he'd be splattered sideways on the grill unless the kid saw the truck and turned to run directly away. Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: cmlancas on June 08, 2007, 08:22:04 AM How come we don't make terrible puns about this one, but when we linked the woman with the internal decapitation, we jumped right on it?
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: lesion on June 08, 2007, 08:35:11 AM from the number of replies to that thread I would say everyone was on a roll
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: cmlancas on June 08, 2007, 08:37:16 AM For sure, I don't want to see the wheels come off this thread.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: CmdrSlack on June 08, 2007, 08:48:16 AM This topic.....just lacks legs.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Nonentity on June 08, 2007, 08:52:35 AM Guys, we shouldn't talk about this. We should cripple this thread before it starts.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: cmlancas on June 08, 2007, 08:56:18 AM Guys, we shouldn't talk about this. We should cripple this thread before it starts. WINNAR! Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Miasma on June 08, 2007, 10:38:08 AM Puns seem to get all up in Schild's grill, he gimped the last thread we did this in, let's try not to go down that road again or he'll cut the legs out from under us, paralyzing our ability to keep posting.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Signe on June 08, 2007, 11:15:11 AM Wait. Are you suggesting we be serious in this thread? (http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/n020.gif)
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Oban on June 08, 2007, 11:21:47 AM Looks like a cheap American version of:
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/_40015978_jetchair203.jpg) Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Nonentity on June 08, 2007, 01:52:30 PM Puns seem to get all up in Schild's grill, he gimped the last thread we did this in, let's try not to go down that road again or he'll cut the legs out from under us, paralyzing our ability to keep posting. 4 times the power. I think that passes the threshold of subtlety, though. You don't want to hit them like a truck with it. Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Llava on June 09, 2007, 11:58:16 AM I wonder whether it was gas, grass, or ass that he had to donate.
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Big Gulp on June 10, 2007, 06:50:51 AM Okay, so if I have a crippled guy attached to my grill, does that mean I can park in the handicapped spots?
This could be useful. Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: WayAbvPar on June 11, 2007, 12:17:44 PM They will be all the rage! I wonder if we can get them customized?
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Roac on June 11, 2007, 12:20:40 PM Can I get a midget cripple for my pickup?
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: cmlancas on June 13, 2007, 06:26:22 AM Can I get a midget cripple for my pickup? And this F250 is the special Verne Troyer edition, complete with middle finger action! Just press a button and tell your friends to fuck themselves! You may be onto something. Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Paelos on June 13, 2007, 10:57:01 PM Come on if you're gonna do it, do it with better jokes :-D
Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: cmlancas on June 14, 2007, 07:54:45 AM Come on if you're gonna do it, do it with better jokes :-D You don't think Verne Troyer giving someone the finger is hilarious? I crack up every time I watch Surreal Life and he's on it. Flava flave! Title: Re: An Unwilling Hood Ornament Post by: Lantyssa on June 14, 2007, 08:52:12 AM How about a big rig with a curvy female cripple? The old Peterbuilt logo may be dead, but why not get something
You'd also be staying true to the original concept of a rig taking this guy for a spin and not some wannabe tacking them to the front of their SUV. |