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Sky
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Reply #35 on: January 24, 2007, 07:47:36 AM

Starts off badly. I don't understand how taking a condom into a brothel is an inexperienced idea. I get that the idea is that a brothel takes money....but fuck, man. I never fuck strange without a wrapper. /That's/ inexperience. That's why my entire band had some sort of STD, but I do not.

Aaanyway. 82% I missed two meats, got my loins mixed up, forgot top sirloin was underneath(heh). Got the saw wrong!

Vehicles 5
Survival 5
Films 1
Science 1 (??)
Romance 5
Geek 5
Vocabulary 5
Sports 5 (??)
Cooking 3
Music 5 (of course)
Travel 1
Military 5
History 1
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I found that misleading. I got it 'right', but it does say 'in a bar'. In a bar kind of assumes you're looking for a hookup, where honesty wouldn't be as important. However, experience has taught me: don't lie to women.
Strazos
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Reply #36 on: January 24, 2007, 07:57:10 AM

Starts off badly. I don't understand how taking a condom into a brothel is an inexperienced idea. I get that the idea is that a brothel takes money....but fuck, man. I never fuck strange without a wrapper. /That's/ inexperience. That's why my entire band had some sort of STD, but I do not.

You only need money because the condoms are included, newb.

A lot of good that whole band thing did for ya.  evil

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Riggswolfe
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Reply #37 on: January 24, 2007, 08:13:32 AM

Hmm...I got a 90. Not bad considering I literally had to guess on two questions because there was no question or picture, just A and B.

Vehicles 3
Survival 5
Films 5 (pretty accurate, I watch a ton of movies and know alot of weird trivial shit about movies. At least from say 1980 on.)
Science 3 (bogus bullshit right here, science has always been my strength.)
Romance 5
Geek 5 (this is right on.)
Vocabulary 5
Sports 5 (lol, I don't even watch sports games, my girlfriend knows more about football than I do. I do like some sports movies and watch some boxing though...)
Cooking 3
Music 5 (which is funny because I'm not a big music person. The only artist I follow regularly is Weird Al.)
Travel 3
Military 5
History 3
Society 5

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Sky
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Reply #38 on: January 24, 2007, 08:33:44 AM

You only need money because the condoms are included, newb.

A lot of good that whole band thing did for ya.  evil
Ahh, I see. And yes, a lot of good the band thing did. I've never visited a brothel or paid for sex. Why pay when you can get beautiful women who will do anything for free?
Bunk
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Reply #39 on: January 24, 2007, 09:21:20 AM

Got a rather lousy 60%. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't appear on about 6 of the questions. Also, I really don't care what your presidents looked like. I think I hit over 50% on the meat cuts though.

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