Mild tangent... my wife's interest in getting a 360 hinges entirely on those Burger King games. She almost hurt herself laughing at the screenshots.
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
I keep pinching the headmaster's secratary on the ass and running away whenever I'm up there. Also, I noticed all these distinct NPCs have memories. The jock who yells "blah blah blah knocked out by an All-American!" when he attacks will run away from me now if I taunt him, since I've been beating his ass. And NPCs seem to notice and be more friendly when you intervene and kick the ass of someone who's bothering them.
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild "Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
It had some really clever bits and I liked it a lot.
From my lousy memory:
Biology Teacher: This is one of the rarest, most exotic venus fly traps in the world. I cherish it. Unfortunately Derby Harrington's father also has one, just to mock and make a fool of me.
Biology Teacher: There are two parts to biology Jimmy. Life, and death. Am I making myself clear?
Jimmy: *thinks* Jimmy: Perfectly clear sir, you want me to kill Derby Harrington, I'm on it.
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