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[voodoolily]

I cannot wait to hear what the Ironwood family vernacular sounds like! 

We should speculate on it!

"Ach I cannuh chill out!" - fucking adorable quote from Ironwood's kid

[UD_Delt]

Whatever name you pick just make sure you get him one of these shirts:

[Ironwood]

Dude, that's fucking sweet.

[Sky]

UDD wins the internet today.

[Engels]

Well, Ironwood, seeing you're a computer geek, I think you should name your child in honor of this activity.

Microsoft Pieroni. Throw in some middle names just for emphasis. Microsoft Office Suite 2006 Service Pack 4 Pieroni.

[edlavallee]

Or go the open source route -- Linux Pieroni. Kinda close to Linus actually.

[Yegolev]

Whatever name you pick just make sure you get him one of these shirts:

Awesome.

Historical villain name:
Cassanova Frankenstein Pieroni

[Signe]

I wouldn't worry.  As someone who went through school being called that, and still   at the age of 32 get morons who think they're original by spouting it out, I'm quite sure young zeb will be utterly unable to care less.

You should go for a nickname that couldn't possibly have been thought of before, like Macaroni or something.

 

Don't roll your eyes at me!  You can't even begin to know the torture growing up with a name like "Signe!"  God, I could SO poke you with a pointy stick right now!

[Paelos]

Jabba
Zabar
Mustafa
Jingles
Soda
Joey-jojo-shabado

[Righ]

Hmm. You missed Jar Jar.

[HaemishM]

Hmm. You missed Jar Jar.

That's what the rifle range lessons are for.

[Paelos]

Oh and Jub-Jub.

[Lantyssa]

  You should just agree on something that the both of you don't hate,

Therein lies the problem.  As for the rest, you're probably right.

If boy's names are causing you so much trouble, why not give him a girl's name?  It sounds as if y'all have agreed on those.

[schild]

Schild Pieroni

Also, Simon Belmont Pieroni. Alternatively, Julius Belmont Pieroni.

[Rasix]

Kratos Pieroni

[Furiously]

Lum Pieroni?

Then again, how many Cletus's are there there?

[Azazel]

A former associate of mine named his son "Jade".

yes, that's right. Jade. Not Jadyn. Jade.


The little tyke is now set up well to be either a hippy chick, or a stripper. Well, except for the male bits attatched.


I suspect his wife had a bigger hand in it than he did, and that his balls are in her purse.

Not Rocco.  That's the name of that naff chef with the reality show.  What a self-absorbed prancing little nancy he is, too.  I used to think that was a cool name.  He ruined it for me.  He is a babbling vagina. 

I still say Rocco is the go. His role models can be the world's most famous Italian Porn Actor, a fictional Italian-American world heavyweight champion boxer, or a Samoan-African-American World champion wrestler-turned-actor.

Or all three.

[Abagadro]

Hey, UD_Delt. Where did you get that and does it come in a size 2T?


I want one for the munchkin.

[Trippy]

Here's one source:

http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=461

[Righ]

I'm such a geek. I need one of these (just not in the sizes they have available):

[schild]

All Your Base is a bit played out, no?

[Sky]

That site rocks!



Oh hell yes.

[Strazos]

That's hot.

[Lantyssa]

Free the mallocs!

I knew a guy named Jade in college.  Incredibly smart, but not so masculine.  I'm sure he cries into his paycheck every month about it.

[Righ]

All Your Base is a bit played out, no?

Only if it isn't a Unix gag.

root# got a light?
csh: got: No match.

[Llava]

Your damn T-shirt site is distracting me.

I wanted to suggest Castor.  Yes, after a certain Mr. Troy.  Hell fucking yes.