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WayAbvPar
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on: December 20, 2005, 02:08:23 PM
Ralph's Potted Meat

POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes.
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Reply #1 on: December 20, 2005, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: WayAbvPar on December 20, 2005, 02:08:23 PM
Made By, For, And With Assholes.

Lol

A real "Lol" btw. Not just one of those internet ones.
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Reply #2 on: December 20, 2005, 02:14:59 PM
That's some funny shit. I needed that.
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Reply #3 on: December 20, 2005, 02:25:55 PM
THe background of that page looks like my Tetris nightmares come to fruition.
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Reply #4 on: December 21, 2005, 06:41:09 AM
Somehow I didn't find that very funny.

Mechanically seperated chicken? Does the guy think little elves debone those breasts? Beef hearts were a key ingredient in my 'po folk' stew in the band days, and tripe is considered a delicacy in my hometown. To be surpised that a store-brand potted meat product is a crappy paté...that's just not so funny.
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Reply #5 on: December 21, 2005, 10:53:59 AM
IF you read the one about fermented soy beans cumming in his mouth you might change your tune.  It is not brilliant by a long shot, he references ass in just about every post but there were some truly disgusting looking things farther down.
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Reply #6 on: December 21, 2005, 11:42:09 AM
Don't forget the taste of bean jizz.
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