Last Words

[K9]

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has released the records of 441 executed death row inmates, including their last words. They're a little samey, although a few stick out. It's all a bit tragic and strange.

RECORDS HERE

[lamaros]

I tried to read some. But I had to stop.

[Fraeg]

I tried to read some. But I had to stop.

Yes, Ain't no way fo' fo', I Love all yall. 

[Nerf]

Some nuggets:

Yes, Ain't no way fo' fo', I Love all yall.

Yes sir, Warden Okay I've been hanging around this popsicle stand way too long.  Before I leave, I want to tell you all.  When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead.  I'll see you in Heaven someday.  That's all Warden.

Only the sky and the green grass goes on forever and today is a good day to die.

I've got one thing to say, get your Warden off this gurney and shut up. I am from the island of Barbados. I am the Warden of this unit. People are seeing you do this.

(some more Allah mumbling)

I’m an African warrior, born to breathe, and born to die.

I just want everyone to know that the prosecutor and Bill Scott are sorry sons of bitches.
To his family he added that he loved them all.

Let’s do it, man. Lock and load. Ain’t life a [expletive deleted]?

I really need to get a handle on my OCD when it comes to shit like this.

[Samwise]

Yes I do.  Debbie, my Baby, I love you; do you know I love you.  You are my life.  You are my wife - always stay strong.  Stay strong everybody.  I am innocent.  I am being punished for a crime I did not commit.  I have professed my innocence for nine years, and I continue to say I am innocent.  Let my people know I love them.  We must continue on.  Do not give up the fight; do not give up hope for a better future.  Because we can make it happen.  I love you, I love my son, and I love my daughter.  Bruno, Chuckie, Juanita, Ray - I love you, all of you.  Stay strong baby.  I love you forever.

Hilarious!

[Nerf]

Actually, some of those are pretty funny, take a look at the offence report and on some of the "You're murdering an innocent man!!!!" last words you'll see things like "Suspect was found naked in front of his house holding the murder weapon and acting crazy"

[Goreschach]

Some nuggets:

I’m an African warrior, born to breathe, and born to die.

I really need to get a handle on my OCD when it comes to shit like this.

Man, you've got to be fucked up if the last thing you do before you die is quote a song by Spice 1.

[Ozzu]

Uh, I don't know, Um, I don't know what to say.  I don't know.  (pauses)  I didn't know anybody was there.  Howdy.

 

[NiX]

I deserve this. Tell everyone I said goodbye.

[NiX]

I deserve this. Tell everyone I said goodbye.

When his attorney came into the witness room, he said, "Tell Mom I love her." The attorney said back to him, "I love you, too."

This one made me think of Arrested Development. I don't know why.

[schild]

I deserve this. Tell everyone I said goodbye.

When his attorney came into the witness room, he said, "Tell Mom I love her." The attorney said back to him, "I love you, too."

This one made me think of Arrested Development. I don't know why.

I deserve this. Tell everyone I said goodbye.

When his attorney came into the witness room, he said, "Tell Mom I love her." The attorney said back to him, "I love you, too."

This one made me think of Arrested Development. I don't know why.

I think that's the first double post from f13 staff.

Grats. The frog is making you stupid.

[NiX]

Nah, I was rushing to leave and I hit Quote instead of Modify. Realized I did it, but didn't care enough to fix it before leaving.