Another Criminal Mastermind off the streets

[WayAbvPar]

Casinos don't take pot?

Seriously- can we just sterilize this donkey to make sure he doesn't pass on his defective genes?

[Sky]

A guy got caught driving with weed in my town. My paper's attention to detail can be fun. Apparently it was a routine traffic stop, but he had a bag of weed hanging off the turn signal stem. Really? Couldn't toss that under the seat, hoss?

[Righ]

No way that was more than an ounce. So I'm told.

[Salamok]

A guy got caught driving with weed in my town. My paper's attention to detail can be fun. Apparently it was a routine traffic stop, but he had a bag of weed hanging off the turn signal stem. Really? Couldn't toss that under the seat, hoss?

Weird a buddy of mine does this swears the best place is plain sight.

[Sky]

That's fucking stupid.

Find out what the violation limit is in your state and never carry more than that (in fact, only carry a couple joints if you need to, you can eat them if you have to). Don't keep paraphernalia. Drive like a nun on sunday. Don't drive high. Don't deal with low-level street dealers. Don't buy lots of small quantity, buy a nice quantity and store it in a sealed frozen container.

That's the basics for advice I could think of. I used to be very open about smoking, but not stupid. Now I can't even risk getting caught with a joint (haven't smoked in years, unfortunately) or lose my job and house. What a country.

And Righ's sources seem to be correct. Looks like nice bud, though. Fuck I hate intolerant conservatives.

[K9]

How do I get a Cannabis Club Card, and what benefits does it entail?

[Merusk]

That's fucking stupid.

No dobut.  Police need no warrant to toss you in the slammer if you have anything illegal out in plain sight. They don't even need your permission to search your car at that point, I think.  You just gave them reasonable cause.

[Bunk]

That's fucking stupid.

Find out what the violation limit is in your state and never carry more than that (in fact, only carry a couple joints if you need to, you can eat them if you have to). Don't keep paraphernalia. Drive like a nun on sunday. Don't drive high. Don't deal with low-level street dealers. Don't buy lots of small quantity, buy a nice quantity and store it in a sealed frozen container.

That's the basics for advice I could think of. I used to be very open about smoking, but not stupid. Now I can't even risk getting caught with a joint (haven't smoked in years, unfortunately) or lose my job and house. What a country.

And Righ's sources seem to be correct. Looks like nice bud, though. Fuck I hate intolerant conservatives.

or, just move here.

[Sky]

Shut it, you! 

[Big Gulp]

That's fucking stupid.

Find out what the violation limit is in your state and never carry more than that (in fact, only carry a couple joints if you need to, you can eat them if you have to). Don't keep paraphernalia. Drive like a nun on sunday. Don't drive high. Don't deal with low-level street dealers. Don't buy lots of small quantity, buy a nice quantity and store it in a sealed frozen container.

That's the basics for advice I could think of. I used to be very open about smoking, but not stupid. Now I can't even risk getting caught with a joint (haven't smoked in years, unfortunately) or lose my job and house. What a country.

And Righ's sources seem to be correct. Looks like nice bud, though. Fuck I hate intolerant conservatives.

If you're transporting an ounce or more stop by a Subway and buy a footlong.  Place bag of weed inside the sandwich and rewrap it.  You get pulled over, and no cop is going to pull apart a sub.  Likewise, on the remote chance that they have a dog it could make the cop just think that the dog is investigating food.

[Signe]

I thought BG was a good boy.  Now I think he's a secret stoner!

[Big Gulp]

I thought BG was a good boy.  Now I think he's a secret stoner!

Nope.  Actually, I'm pretty much of a tee-totaler.  I really hardly ever drink, even.  My mother and father, and all my siblings, though?  Major stoners.

I'm the black sheep!   

[Prospero]

The Subway sandwich pot costume reminds me of one of my dad's friends who taught me how to drink beer while driving. He would go to 7-Eleven and buy a Big Gulp cup filled with ice an a 6 pack. He'd pull out most of the ice, nestle a can in it, and pop the lid back on. Necessity is the mother of invention!

[Hawkbit]

Weird a buddy of mine does this swears the best place is plain sight.

A "friend" I know got pulled over with some buddies one night.   He was in the backseat and his half ounce was wrapped in a baggie on the seat next to him.  He was too stoned to realize it.

Two cop cars, three cops circling the car with flashlights for 10 minutes, taking IDs and questioning while a cloud of smoke poured into their faces when the windows rolled down. 

Somehow, by the grace of whatever, they let "them" go.  Wasn't until they were a half mile down the road that "he" looked down and realized wtf happened. 

Or so I'm told. 

EDIT:  very long time ago, 12+ years.   

[MahrinSkel]

Expecting someone to react quickly when they're stoned....  Shit, you're lucky if they even *notice* they might be in trouble.  Unless you're one of those that get paranoid when you smoke pot, in which case why are you bothering?

--Dave

[Sky]

It's a Memento thing. You develop conditioning for your 'condition'.

[Slayerik]

Ounce ? Yeeeeeahhh ok....