There was a video way back (probably 2005) of a father recording a child PvPing that included the voice of the kid saying things like "can we take his stuff?" or something along those lines. Does anybody remember that video and where it might be found?
By the age of five he'll be able to azzrape you. Putting a game in the hands of a preschooler seems like a good idea, until they're in kindergarten and can already pwn you. I know from experience.
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