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Reply #2590 on: June 18, 2011, 05:57:53 AM

Bonjour Madame to the rescue



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Reply #2591 on: June 18, 2011, 06:35:53 AM

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Reply #2592 on: July 07, 2011, 07:41:46 AM

« Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 01:17:07 PM by Mrbloodworth »

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Reply #2593 on: July 07, 2011, 09:42:04 PM


She's nice but I dislike her boobs. Too big and you can tell they'll be at her knees in 20 years. I do like the poses though.

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Reply #2594 on: July 08, 2011, 09:51:11 AM

Hand in your man card. angry

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Reply #2595 on: July 08, 2011, 09:52:24 AM

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Reply #2596 on: July 08, 2011, 02:37:41 PM

She's nice but I dislike her boobs. Too big and you can tell they'll be at her knees in 20 years. I do like the poses though.

If you don't like biggums, that's fine, but...that bolded bit? Totally irrelevant, and you should apologize.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #2597 on: July 08, 2011, 04:07:42 PM

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Reply #2598 on: July 09, 2011, 09:02:17 AM

She looks kinda like what would happen if I had psychokinetic powers and a pile of milk I could mold to my liking.

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Reply #2599 on: July 09, 2011, 05:19:15 PM

That chick is okay, but she's been totally photoshopped.  I don't care for the photoshoppy look very much. 
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Reply #2600 on: July 09, 2011, 09:48:24 PM

Can you tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in your day?  Unless you're talking about Cameron Diaz, I'm pretty sure she's more of a cgi special effect than an actress.
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Reply #2601 on: July 10, 2011, 08:32:25 AM

Can you tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in your day?  Unless you're talking about Cameron Diaz, I'm pretty sure she's more of a cgi special effect than an actress.

Just look at her skin.  It's flawless.  Nobody looks like that. 
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Reply #2602 on: July 10, 2011, 10:13:56 AM

That chick is okay, but she's been totally photoshopped.  I don't care for the photoshoppy look very much. 

Pretty much every single image of women outside of people's personal photos on Facebook is photoshopped now. And most of the ones on FB are too. Glamour shots of young women? ALL photoshopped. Adverts, magazine ads, news articles, portraits, wedding photos? All edited. Every single one of them.

It's just a question of degree and retoucher skill these days. I.e. does it make the subject look like a plastic doll or has it been done with enough skill to retain realistic skin texture.

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Reply #2603 on: July 10, 2011, 10:31:41 AM

Which is why I don't retouch.  I prefer being the oddity and I'm not trying to make a living telling folks they look better than they do.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #2604 on: July 10, 2011, 01:02:36 PM

Pretty much every single image of women outside of people's personal photos on Facebook is photoshopped now. And most of the ones on FB are too. Glamour shots of young women? ALL photoshopped. Adverts, magazine ads, news articles, portraits, wedding photos? All edited. Every single one of them.

It's just a question of degree and retoucher skill these days. I.e. does it make the subject look like a plastic doll or has it been done with enough skill to retain realistic skin texture.

This is true.  I just felt like these pictures were overdone. 
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Reply #2605 on: July 10, 2011, 03:19:02 PM

 Get off my lawn! Back in my day we called it airbrushing...

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Reply #2606 on: July 10, 2011, 11:38:33 PM

Posting pics in the T&A thread containing neither T nor A should be a bannable offense.

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Reply #2607 on: July 11, 2011, 12:44:34 AM

Click the delete button and it's like it was never there. 

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Reply #2608 on: July 11, 2011, 06:47:34 AM

Posting pics in the T&A thread containing neither T nor A should be a bannable offense.

Someone did that? Or are you talking abut the chicks who need a sandwich that are constantly posted in here :)

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Reply #2609 on: July 11, 2011, 09:26:26 AM

Rasix fixed it.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #2610 on: July 16, 2011, 05:10:32 PM

17 (er, now 18, ... dammit!!!1!) fag posts per skin pic in this thread.

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Reply #2611 on: July 17, 2011, 01:13:41 AM

Wut?

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Reply #2612 on: July 17, 2011, 06:04:27 AM

More boobs, less text.



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Reply #2613 on: July 17, 2011, 07:27:28 AM

Since there is a dearth of new freshness, I shall provide some golden oldies.


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Reply #2614 on: July 17, 2011, 09:57:28 AM

Sir, you are a good man. I think my favorite is #1.

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Reply #2615 on: July 18, 2011, 10:13:08 PM

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Reply #2616 on: July 19, 2011, 12:02:53 AM

Need that daffy duck .gif

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Reply #2617 on: July 19, 2011, 12:53:59 AM

Need that daffy duck .gif

Edit by Trippy: no it doesn't
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Reply #2618 on: July 19, 2011, 11:54:45 PM

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Reply #2619 on: July 20, 2011, 05:56:04 AM

Since there is a dearth of new freshness, I shall provide some golden oldies.


Good Sir,

I'd like some more information on your product!

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Reply #2620 on: July 20, 2011, 08:59:00 AM

I believe her name is Shay Laren.  There used to be a video of her playing Wii naked, which is where the one gif comes from.

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Reply #2621 on: July 20, 2011, 12:06:16 PM


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Reply #2622 on: July 23, 2011, 09:43:46 AM


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Reply #2623 on: July 23, 2011, 04:06:20 PM

Oh god with both of of those onscreen at once I almost passed out.

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Reply #2624 on: July 24, 2011, 01:02:55 AM


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