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Reply #1295 on: June 06, 2009, 11:44:35 PM

Unless you are getting laid by the hottest girl on the planet and afraid to lose her, no male should ever turn down sex unless they are gay, have erectile disfunction or are touched in the head (? all 3?).



PS you can go to Chikipedia and get any random girl and insert an image on this thread? I did hit random three times until I found this girl (who looks like a girl I dated an age ago).


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Reply #1296 on: June 07, 2009, 09:42:33 AM

No, I meant:

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6150/jaimepressly5.jpg

Who is not hot. At all. She just looks like a bitch. She always looks like a bitch. In movies, in real life, on tv. She's just a mean looking person.
We're objectifying here, who cares about personality?  Bitches can be hot.  I think Paris Hilton is a horrible dredge of a person, she's still hot.
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Reply #1297 on: June 07, 2009, 10:20:23 AM

Unless you are getting laid by the hottest girl on the planet and afraid to lose her, no male should ever turn down sex unless they are gay, have erectile disfunction or are touched in the head (? all 3?).


And how many stds have you contracted over the years, oh wise one?
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Reply #1298 on: June 07, 2009, 11:34:53 AM

We're objectifying here, who cares about personality?  Bitches can be hot.  I think Paris Hilton is a horrible dredge of a person, she's still hot.
No she's not.  To use Schild's prhase, I'd throw her out of bed.  (On a purely objectifying basis.  In reality I'm sure I could stand gold digging for at least a few minutes.)

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Reply #1299 on: June 07, 2009, 12:51:27 PM

Unless you are getting laid by the hottest girl on the planet and afraid to lose her, no male should ever turn down sex unless they are gay, have erectile disfunction or are touched in the head (? all 3?).

Or he's not interested in, or attracted to, the girl, or is not in the mood, or the woman in question is not the man's wife, or a plethora of other reasons.  You do know that men are people and not mindless sex slaves, right?  TV somestimes overplays sterotypes.

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Reply #1300 on: June 07, 2009, 03:21:28 PM


No, I meant:

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6150/jaimepressly5.jpg

Who is not hot. At all. She just looks like a bitch. She always looks like a bitch. In movies, in real life, on tv. She's just a mean looking person.

I feel the same way about Jessica Alba. I have never seen her smile while not in a movie or on a scheduled photo op (red carpet type thing). She just looks like a ball-breaker.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #1301 on: June 07, 2009, 03:45:14 PM

We're objectifying here, who cares about personality?  Bitches can be hot.  I think Paris Hilton is a horrible dredge of a person, she's still hot.
No she's not.  To use Schild's prhase, I'd throw her out of bed.  (On a purely objectifying basis.  In reality I'm sure I could stand gold digging for at least a few minutes.)
I'd throw her out of a friends bed, let alone my bed. She's a horrible looking woman.
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Reply #1302 on: June 07, 2009, 05:52:43 PM

I feel the same way about Jessica Alba. I have never seen her smile while not in a movie or on a scheduled photo op (red carpet type thing). She just looks like a ball-breaker.
She smiles at times in this video. I think she's a cute nerd. =P

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Reply #1303 on: June 07, 2009, 05:54:58 PM





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Reply #1304 on: June 07, 2009, 07:16:26 PM

Thought the thread needed some Kate Mara too.


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Reply #1305 on: June 08, 2009, 09:27:53 AM

It's definitely all about opinion. Personally, I think Jaime Pressly looks fuckably hot. The one that I think looks like the snow queen and makes my balls run for cover is Nichole Kidman. Do not want.
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Reply #1306 on: June 08, 2009, 10:05:56 PM

To me, Jaime Pressly looks both fuckably hot and like a bitch. Like, you'd have sex with her but not want to talk to her afterwards because you'd soon hate her and hate yourself.


Paris Hilton on the other hand, does nothing for me. I'd even throw her out of Schild's bed.  awesome, for real

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Reply #1307 on: June 09, 2009, 12:13:05 AM

Nothing wrong with a snow queen.

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Reply #1308 on: June 11, 2009, 09:07:22 AM

It's definitely all about opinion. Personally, I think Jaime Pressly looks fuckably hot. The one that I think looks like the snow queen and makes my balls run for cover is Nichole Kidman. Do not want.

I thought she looked great in dead calm after that I think she got too much plastic surgery.

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Reply #1309 on: June 11, 2009, 11:18:01 AM

She's like Weaver :  Sometimes you catch her looking good, other times just austere.

Weaver looked great in Galaxy Quest, for example, but not so much in, well, any of the Alien films.

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Reply #1310 on: June 11, 2009, 12:18:18 PM

It's definitely all about opinion. Personally, I think Jaime Pressly looks fuckably hot. The one that I think looks like the snow queen and makes my balls run for cover is Nichole Kidman. Do not want.

I thought she looked great in dead calm after that I think she got too much plastic surgery.

Nothing like comparing an actress at age 25 against that same actress at 50. Shit like that is why these vain bitches get all that plastic surgery. That and they still want to earn a paycheck for something other than Oil of Olay commercials.

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Reply #1311 on: June 11, 2009, 12:28:10 PM

Nothing like comparing an actress at age 25 against that same actress at 50. Shit like that is why these vain bitches get all that plastic surgery. That and they still want to earn a paycheck for something other than Oil of Olay commercials.

I think you just made their point, she is 42 not 50.

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Reply #1312 on: June 11, 2009, 02:52:12 PM

I wasn't disagreeing with their point...and yes I did, didn't I? 42? Wow. I guess 15 years of Scientology takes a toll.  She was truly stunning until soon after Moulin Rouge.

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Reply #1313 on: June 11, 2009, 07:06:06 PM

no male should ever turn down sex unless they are gay
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Reply #1314 on: June 11, 2009, 07:24:21 PM

Oral & Anal aren't sex. Just ask Mr. Clinton and any 17 year old high school girl with a long list of boyfriends who still says she's a virgin.

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Reply #1315 on: June 11, 2009, 10:18:37 PM

Sounds good to me.

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Reply #1316 on: June 11, 2009, 11:27:17 PM

« Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 11:30:44 PM by schild »

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Reply #1317 on: June 12, 2009, 08:22:28 AM

Thought the thread needed some Kate Mara too.




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Reply #1318 on: June 12, 2009, 08:38:45 AM

Kata Mara is my dream girl.  Not only is she beautiful, but her family owns the NY Giants.  Perfection.

Oh and her great grand dad is Art Rooney which is bonus.
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Reply #1319 on: June 12, 2009, 08:28:45 PM

It's definitely all about opinion. Personally, I think Jaime Pressly looks fuckably hot. The one that I think looks like the snow queen and makes my balls run for cover is Nichole Kidman. Do not want.

I thought she looked great in dead calm after that I think she got too much plastic surgery.

Nothing like comparing an actress at age 25 against that same actress at 50. Shit like that is why these vain bitches get all that plastic surgery. That and they still want to earn a paycheck for something other than Oil of Olay commercials.

Bullshit. She went from natural and cute to some Michael Jackson looking freakshow. I'd take an
Evening talking with Diane Lane over just about any 20 year old.

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Reply #1320 on: June 13, 2009, 05:04:29 AM

I wasn't disagreeing with their point...and yes I did, didn't I? 42? Wow. I guess 15 years of Scientology takes a toll.  She was truly stunning until soon after Moulin Rouge.

She gave that shit up once she split from Tommy.


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Reply #1321 on: June 14, 2009, 06:53:45 PM

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Reply #1322 on: June 14, 2009, 08:49:39 PM


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Reply #1323 on: June 14, 2009, 10:28:58 PM


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #1324 on: June 14, 2009, 11:32:30 PM

I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe vera bullshit.

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Reply #1325 on: June 14, 2009, 11:40:12 PM

I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe vera bullshit.



Why did you have to go and quote that movie?  ACK!

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Reply #1326 on: June 14, 2009, 11:44:34 PM

Cause it's awesome! awesome, for real
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Reply #1327 on: June 15, 2009, 02:56:42 AM


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Reply #1328 on: June 15, 2009, 07:26:31 AM

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Reply #1329 on: June 15, 2009, 08:00:27 AM

Ya, sometimes porn goes flat out gynecological, and I just don't get it.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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