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stray
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Reply #490 on: November 20, 2008, 02:19:18 PM

Nails?!

STFU!  awesome, for real wink
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Reply #491 on: November 20, 2008, 02:33:25 PM

Her nails ruin it for me.  Square tips.  Ugh.

(This, I believe, is why guys find our tastes baffling.  "Her nails turn you off that package, Lan?  Did you look at her!? You're crazy!")

actually, I sorta agree with you. square nails are pretty hoochie mama fashion. maybe I'm a lesbian.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #492 on: November 20, 2008, 03:13:51 PM

Her nails turn you off that package, Lan?  Did you look at her!? You're crazy!  awesome, for real

Not a huge fan of square nails myself, but geez, you can clip them!  Then you can do other things!  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #493 on: November 20, 2008, 03:16:46 PM

maybe I'm a lesbian.

In the immortal words of Eddy Izzard, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

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Reply #494 on: November 20, 2008, 05:15:58 PM

maybe I'm a lesbian.

In the immortal words of Eddy Izzard, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I wish I was a man trapped in a lesbian's body.

I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Reply #495 on: November 20, 2008, 05:24:08 PM

Wow, I didn't even notice the nails the first time.

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Reply #496 on: November 20, 2008, 08:20:54 PM

She has fingers?

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Reply #497 on: November 20, 2008, 09:32:59 PM

I only noticed the fingers because of what she was doing with them.

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Reply #498 on: November 20, 2008, 09:41:28 PM

Her nails ruin it for me.  Square tips.  Ugh.

(This, I believe, is why guys find our tastes baffling.  "Her nails turn you off that package, Lan?  Did you look at her!? You're crazy!")

actually, I sorta agree with you. square nails are pretty hoochie mama fashion. maybe I'm a lesbian.
They are pretty tacky.

Then again, the aforementioned MST3King of porn? Had a LOT to say about 'lesbians' in straight porn, and the fingernails they all tended to sport.

Apparently, not so practical or pleasant for....um...actual use. :)
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Reply #499 on: November 21, 2008, 07:23:34 AM

I was never aware that there was a distinction between square nails and round nails.  I don't think the though of there actually being two types of styles ever crossed my mind.

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Reply #500 on: November 21, 2008, 11:55:20 AM

Apparently, not so practical or pleasant for....um...actual use. :)
Anyone who wears their nails longer than completely gnawed off is a "bad" lesbian.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #501 on: November 21, 2008, 11:59:24 AM

Yeah, but why hold non-lesbians to that "utility" standard.


Also, everyone stfu about the nail conversation please.


I don't care if she's been posted before. She's hot and will kick your ass.

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Reply #502 on: November 21, 2008, 01:45:40 PM

Snakebites.

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Reply #503 on: November 21, 2008, 01:49:20 PM

Theres a bartender at my local pub that looks exactly like that... exactly.
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Reply #504 on: November 21, 2008, 01:52:21 PM

Gimme a sec to go grab an engagement ring, and then take me to her.
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Reply #505 on: November 21, 2008, 02:01:27 PM

I'll settle for going out drinking with you, Draegan.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #506 on: November 22, 2008, 07:50:55 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that, somehow, some people look better with their clothes on? I'm not even talking about ugly people.

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Reply #507 on: November 22, 2008, 10:10:08 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that, somehow, some people look better with their clothes on? I'm not even talking about ugly people.

No. Often your mental image is better than the reality.

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Reply #508 on: November 22, 2008, 10:34:07 AM

stray
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Reply #509 on: November 22, 2008, 10:46:41 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that, somehow, some people look better with their clothes on? I'm not even talking about ugly people.

The lingerie industry cashes in on this sentiment.

Err.. unless you're talking about even more clothes. Then I'll just say that something's probably wrong. ;)


Seriously though, fashion/clothes/etc. can convey sex and attraction just as well as.. well.. spreading one's legs. I wouldn't say it's "better" though.
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Reply #510 on: November 23, 2008, 05:56:22 AM

NSFW, nice rack.


« Last Edit: November 23, 2008, 06:01:58 AM by Oban »

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Reply #511 on: November 23, 2008, 07:35:47 AM

NSFW, nice rack.




I had to stare at that for 2 minutes before I figured out what the heck the picture was refering to.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Reply #512 on: November 23, 2008, 10:15:44 AM

No idea who it is, but names aren't important anyways!




Adding the following just for the sake of contribution to a solid thread:

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Reply #513 on: November 23, 2008, 07:43:17 PM

I always forget about this picture.

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Reply #514 on: November 23, 2008, 08:00:06 PM

That's a tough act to follow.
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Reply #515 on: November 23, 2008, 08:16:31 PM

11 Keeleys is cool, but I like some variety.

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Reply #516 on: November 24, 2008, 04:36:17 AM

Hm, one's wearing black socks. Only in Argentina.

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Reply #517 on: November 24, 2008, 04:53:43 AM

Probably the goal tender.

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Reply #518 on: November 24, 2008, 06:12:50 AM

Lucy Pinder dream team,  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

I know what model of Fembot I am asking for when production starts in a decade.

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Reply #519 on: November 24, 2008, 07:30:31 AM

I'll settle for going out drinking with you, Draegan.

I'll even buy the first round.  She dates a Jets fan though.  Meh.

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Reply #520 on: November 25, 2008, 03:41:20 PM



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Reply #521 on: November 25, 2008, 03:44:22 PM

help, what??

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Reply #522 on: November 25, 2008, 03:55:38 PM

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She looks an awful lot like Traci Lords in Zack & Miri.
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Reply #523 on: November 26, 2008, 12:50:37 AM

Alas, She's Married.

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Reply #524 on: November 26, 2008, 09:37:05 AM

Just randomly clicked on a link at flickr for popular stuff from November 07, and this was on the first page of hits:



How 'bout them apples?
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