Chimpy
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She has a creepy looking toenail 
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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slog
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Friends don't let Friends vote for Boomers
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climbjtree
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No doubt there's a good body there, but if you're taking pictures of asses you've got to be aware that symmetry is a good thing.
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Merusk
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It's a really weird angle to take a picture at. Look at what it did to her left leg. Just a bit of a turn and it would have been a stunning photo overall.
Still, nice butt.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Nebu
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Beautiful woman with a great body and you guys complain about the angle. What the hell is wrong with you? |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Merusk
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I'm old and jaded to the very idea that I can have a gorgeous 20-something. Therefore I'm much less enthused about a badly-composed picture of one.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Rendakor
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It's really easy to be critical of internet porn because there's so goddamn much of it. The bar is high.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Ghambit
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It's a waste of a goddamn beautiful thing that why. You don't take perfection and then eff it up with a crappy photo.
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Yegolev
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Perfection? The great thing about photos is that you can't hear them.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Morat20
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Beautiful woman with a great body and you guys complain about the angle. What the hell is wrong with you? We're in it for the art, man. |
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slog
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WayAbvPar
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Mmmm room service.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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climbjtree
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You want fluff yo pillow??
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slog
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 Something about that shirt...  |
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WayAbvPar
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The asymmetry of her shorts and socks is distracting. Furthermore...
The interesting thing is it looks like a real fridge, not something staged. Well, the interesting thing besides her amazing backside.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Well the naturality of the fridge is offset by the staged self-wedgie to advertise her assets, but I'm not complaining.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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I feel sad that the first thing I noticed was the Ikea utensil holder. Must be getting old.
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Evildrider
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Depends.. are you sexually aroused by the idea shopping at Ikea? Cuz if that's your thing, it's cool.
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Actually, the idea of never setting foot in IKEA ever again is enough to give me a semi.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Ghambit
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She haz man-hands. I draw the line there unless she gives a good massage.
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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WayAbvPar
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Ginger ftw.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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She haz man-hands. I draw the line there unless she gives a good massage.
That ass and those quads? I'll let the hands slide, and I am not even down on those. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Is that a Real Doll?
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Evildrider
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Is that a Real Doll?
If it is I want one.  |
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WayAbvPar
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I think it is a dirigible hangar.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Lakov_Sanite
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Is that a Real Doll?
Oh good I'm not the only one thinking that. |
~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Stubby fingers. Pass.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Stubby fingers. Pass.
Now to be known as Trump Hands. I'd still hit it like a trainwreck. |
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Ginaz
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Stubby fingers. Pass.
Now to be known as Trump Hands. I'd still hit it like a trainwreck. At least she doesn't have a baby sized mouth like Ted Cruz. |
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Hutch
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I read "baby sized mouth" and immediately thought of Fat Bastard |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Samwise
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Assume she has a very screechy voice. Would not bang. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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