Miasma
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Confused about why you spoilered it buy yeah, she looks like an asian elf. Either that or a gray alien.
Important question, is the woman two posts up from parks and recreation? If so I assume elaborate photoshop?
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Evildrider
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That's Aubrey Plaza from the To Do List.
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Ironwood
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Well, it's good she recycles.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Miasma
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That's Aubrey Plaza from the To Do List.
I don't know if it was subconscious or not but I started watching parks and recreation over again and that's the same actress from parks and recreation. April. I also don't know what the To Do List is but I'll look into it now. |
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Hutch
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She's lifting my hammer.
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Evildrider
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Jaimie Alexander, she plays Sif in Thor.  |
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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That dress is insane. There is no way she doesn't know what she is showing, is there?
Too bad her career won't go much beyond Thor movies.
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I have never played WoW.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I'm guessing she already knows this.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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That dress is insane. There is no way she doesn't know what she is showing, is there?
Too bad her career won't go much beyond Thor movies.
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Evildrider
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Let alone I bet some designer paid her some cash to wear that dress.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Azzaro. And he probably just let her keep the dress which clocks in at about 10 grand.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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ghost
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Needs more vajazzle.  |
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Tannhauser
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Welp, I've now lived long enough to see an actress at a Hollywood premiere parade around with visible cooter.
Time...to...die...*releases dove*
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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I've lived long enough it doesn't even surprise me. I fully expect to see someone on the red carpet wearing three band-aids and a couple of feet of dental floss before I die. I'm just hoping it's a girl.
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Cadaverine
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I've lived long enough it doesn't even surprise me. I fully expect to see someone on the red carpet wearing three band-aids and a couple of feet of dental floss before I die. I'm just hoping it's a girl.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Merusk
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See out some videos. That was a freak shot, and not one she was likely to have anticipated. The dress clings pretty close as the moves about. You have to have been at the exact angle at the right moment.
Bless that photographer for it.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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one more.  |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Tannhauser
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She's smoking hot for sure. Also, why is there a Harley present?
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Evildrider
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Having not seen Thor yet, product placement?
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Ghambit
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This woman is trophy material, srysly. Wow.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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ghost
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one more. Time to rub one out... |
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Khaldun
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Actually, the latest rumor is that she's in discussions about being cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming Batman/Superman film (the current skinny is that the film will have a brief bit with Wonder Woman in it as a bridge to a possible Justice League film).
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Ironwood
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Where does Sam get these wonderful toys ?  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Trippy
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Given the image URL I would say reddit.
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Samwise
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No, I just habitually rehost everything to avoid embarrassing hotlinker punishments.  |
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schild
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Hacking webcams again, I see.
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calapine
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Hacking webcams again, I see.
Maybe it's a Samwise selfie? |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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ghost
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Show us your ass, Samwise! |
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schild
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Let's ignore these last two posts. Especially Ghosts, please, for all that is holy.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Author
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