Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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When you're that ripped, fake boobs is the only way you're going to have boobs at all.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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K9
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Merusk
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I totally understand and am ok with that. It doesn't look right and their lack of movement bother me with the falsies. Gymnasts & Dancers - No boobs, lots of muscle, still sexy. I wouldn't kick her out of bed
It wasn't a "sharp knees" complaint. She's attractive, just falling victim to one cultural demand while bucking another. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed
Because she'd kick your ass, AMIRITE?  |
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Evildrider
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed
I find her more attractive with muscles than I would if she was just rail thin. |
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Viin
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Something is wrong when your woman can bench press more than you .. Edit: here's an image  |
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« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 08:40:56 PM by Viin »
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- Viin
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 09:54:13 PM by Samwise »
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Samwise
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Something is wrong when your woman can bench press more than you ..
I dated a girl for a while who was a competitive weightlifter and could easily bench more than me. She had really good muscle tone, but not nearly as much visible bulk as the girl in that picture; you definitely wouldn't guess how strong she was by looking at her. Also, natural F-cups despite having almost no fat anywhere else on her body. I mention this only by way of saying there are no hard and fast rules about what sorts of bodies female athletes in general have.  Gymnasts and ballet dancers pretty much need to be skinny all over for practical reasons to be highly competitive, but it's not just the exercise that does that, it's the fact that those without the genetic predisposition to the "right" body type just don't make the cut.  |
"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Hutch
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Lakov_Sanite
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'Shopped
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Mrbloodworth
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You take that back!
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Jamiko
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« Last Edit: April 02, 2013, 08:14:36 AM by Jamiko »
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Jamiko
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I'm moving to Germany.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I know the girl and she does have the goods but it looks way too touched up in the boobal region, maybe that's just me.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Ironwood
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Oh hey, there's such a thing as TOO BIG. Who knew ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Shannow
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Something is wrong when your woman can bench press more than you .. Edit: here's an image yes please. Who is this? |
Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
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Merusk
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Oh hey, there's such a thing as TOO BIG. Who knew ?
<-- This guy. Anything over D tends to get in to the  category for me. Because gravity's a bitch. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Oh hey, there's such a thing as TOO BIG. Who knew ?
Shush. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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One of my fav porn actresses.  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Dayom. |
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I didn't know she was a porn actress. I just really really like the sugar skull and roses. Hate the nails, though. They would drive me nuts.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Dayom. I concur. I'll... I'll be in my bunk. |
"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Lantyssa
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I didn't know she was a porn actress. I just really really like the sugar skull and roses. Hate the nails, though. They would drive me nuts.
I hate fake nails, but at least she went for claws instead of squares. Otherwise verah niiice. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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Muse.
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You mean those French nail things, right? I don't like them either. But, then, I like my nails short anyway.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Can't see them here, but her head tattoos bother me.  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Signe
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Muse.
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That's just weird.
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Teleku
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I must find one!
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Signe
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Muse.
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Find one what? Jump rope? Or girl jumping rope? If it's the latter, you know you have to feed and water them, right?
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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A girl jumping rope that looks like that. They're free to all my funds for feed and water as long as they look like that!
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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Fake. The background, I mean. Waves aren't moving :P I feel deceived. Now excuse me while I watch that gif some more.
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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