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Reply #3010 on: December 02, 2011, 01:10:38 PM

That resembles a foul Kardashian.

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Reply #3011 on: December 02, 2011, 01:28:44 PM

I give up.

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Reply #3012 on: December 02, 2011, 01:40:43 PM

I know.  I'd quit too but I GOT NOWHERE TO GO.

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Reply #3013 on: December 02, 2011, 01:45:15 PM


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Reply #3014 on: December 02, 2011, 01:58:11 PM

A pointy argument. awesome, for real

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Reply #3015 on: December 02, 2011, 02:11:38 PM

Amber Heard makes me go dick-brain mode:

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly? BTW you do know her and that hot ass Amanda Seyfried were both nude and skinny dipping in a movie called Alpha Dog, yes?
Heck, Amber has been nude in almost every movie she's been in.

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Reply #3016 on: December 02, 2011, 07:05:24 PM

The stupid fake pouty lips expressions are real turn-offs, especially when the lips are overinflated to start with. Real lips with real smiles/smirks/pouts or even mous are sexy. Fake kissy/pout lips are just ick.  I dunno, maybe that's why paper bags were invented.

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Reply #3017 on: December 05, 2011, 04:04:35 PM

So how about those sharp knees eh chaps?

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Reply #3018 on: December 06, 2011, 01:18:00 PM

Better for getting a good anchor point.

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Reply #3019 on: December 07, 2011, 07:02:05 PM

No, the Count has a point about the poisoned swollen lips. It's utterly repulsive.
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Reply #3020 on: December 07, 2011, 07:07:58 PM


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Reply #3021 on: December 08, 2011, 03:30:54 AM

To keep with the theme of "paelos can't find a good picture"

Her breasts are too real!

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Reply #3022 on: December 08, 2011, 03:47:56 AM

No, they're not. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #3023 on: December 08, 2011, 04:27:51 AM

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Reply #3024 on: December 08, 2011, 04:30:34 AM

Julie Ege and if you wouldn't like to spend some time with her on that couch then you are broken.

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Reply #3025 on: December 08, 2011, 04:47:22 AM

Those breasts are real and wonderful, as is she.

She's also dead, though.
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Reply #3026 on: December 08, 2011, 05:07:23 AM

I was, perhaps, too subtle.

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Reply #3027 on: December 08, 2011, 05:12:54 AM

I was responding to tgr...

Now I'm confused. ;)
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Reply #3028 on: December 08, 2011, 05:17:11 AM

Uhhhh wtf, hang on a minute. For some reason I've read Merusk's post as "those breasts are too small", which means my post makes absolutely no sense, unless there's been some stealth editing... NDA

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Reply #3029 on: December 08, 2011, 05:20:47 AM

No stealth editing. I was just mocking the previous critiques of Paelos' pics by finding something to complain about that was as absurd as I saw the previous critiques.

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Reply #3030 on: December 08, 2011, 05:43:50 AM

Not a fan.  Maybe it's just the style of the photo, but I don't care for her at all.
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Reply #3031 on: December 08, 2011, 09:38:34 AM

No, the Count has a point about the poisoned swollen lips. It's utterly repulsive.

The prior page was a lot more sharp-knees worthy.

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Reply #3032 on: December 08, 2011, 12:48:00 PM

The only thing I find to comment on is her unusually flat head. Looks like she got brained by a frying pan.
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Reply #3033 on: December 08, 2011, 03:34:01 PM

And she's got a huge bush, guaranteed.
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Reply #3034 on: December 08, 2011, 03:37:06 PM

You say that like it is a bad thing.

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Reply #3035 on: December 08, 2011, 03:40:45 PM

I can't do body hair. Or at least not well kept/trimmed body hair.
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Reply #3036 on: December 08, 2011, 05:51:38 PM


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Reply #3037 on: December 08, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

My Romanian girlfriend, Inna:






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Reply #3038 on: December 08, 2011, 07:50:06 PM

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Reply #3039 on: December 08, 2011, 08:10:02 PM

Someone must have hacked Paelos's account.

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Reply #3040 on: December 08, 2011, 08:11:38 PM

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #3041 on: December 09, 2011, 02:02:14 AM

I think someone hit him over the hat with the same frying pan the girl in his previous URL was. I suggest we hit his hat more often. Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #3042 on: December 09, 2011, 06:53:17 AM


I had a girl like this cleaning my boat yesterday.  It took every ounce of willpower I had to remain professional.  You know times are tough and there's a recession when supermodel-types are scrubbing toilets.   Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #3043 on: December 09, 2011, 08:35:17 AM

I had a girl like this cleaning my boat yesterday. 

PLEASE tell me that's a euphemism.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #3044 on: December 09, 2011, 09:41:04 AM


Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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