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I bet they vote well
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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schild
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those are genuinely bad puns.
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justdave
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I like to think of it more as 'refreshing the well of dad jokes'. Brilliant. Raging groaners, all.
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"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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Goumindong
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Except for the native american joke. That one hasn't aged well.
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Samwise
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This is apparently old but I saw it for the first time today and giggled for like half an hour.
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IainC
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Samwise
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In all the hours I've wasted on interviewing complete frauds, it has never once occurred to me to bill them for my time. Brilliant.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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justdave
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Ahhh, that is brilliant. Totally unenforceable, even civilly, but brilliant.
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"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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schild
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Dear Rebekah,
On the 20th of October, 2017 I interviewed with your head of HR, Lead Developer, and CEO (you, somehow) for a senior development position. It wasn't readily apparent then, but it is now, that you all are poorly equipped to be a company let alone run a company. First of all, you don't pay your senior developers nearly the market rate. In addition, you clearly value your head of HR more than the employees that directly contribute to your bottom line - as can be seen by how much you value HR, you do not trust your own employees - which in retrospect should have been obvious since you were interviewing for a position you yourself would not qualify for. As such, I am billing you the going rate for a senior developer in a company that values their employees.
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In your letter you state that it was immediately apparent I was not qualified. As such, the above bill represents the 5 hours and 45 minutes of wasted time in addition to gas, depreciation on my vehicle (I rounded down, you're welcome) and travel time.
If the amount due is not received via post within the following month, I will fucking savage you on Twitter and yelp and we both know if I made it to the in-person interview process, your hiring pool is weak af. I will do this as a matter of principle rather than cost.
Good luck and godspeed.
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I wish I was on the receiving end of shit like that.
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SurfD
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what the heck is VCAT?
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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IainC
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Paelos
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Time is money, friend.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Tale
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Microsoft in 1976.
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Calapine... That's some rk47 level pic right there. Bad, calapine, bad!
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TheWalrus
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I thought it was hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious. Good job, Cal!
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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calapine
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Calapine... That's some rk47 level pic right there. Bad, calapine, bad!
Something something come to the Dark Side? Good ransomeware-"customer"-support guy:
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« Last Edit: November 21, 2017, 03:12:33 PM by calapine »
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sir T
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DON'T MESS WITH MY FREEDUMB!!!
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Sky
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Even though GTA SA is one of my favorite games ever, I think it would be 1000% better with this mod:
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BobtheSomething
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This is a real product I discovered while Christmas shopping. I can't believe it made it to retail.
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calapine
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Everything ok in the UK? Should we send help?
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Teleku
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You only need to worry when they start constructing wickermen.
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Bunk
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This is a real product I discovered while Christmas shopping. I can't believe it made it to retail.
Sister and family were in town so I went to the mall with them. They dragged me in to one of these "As seen on TV" stores, and they were selling this. My sister thought it looked hilarious. I looked at her weird. Note - I gave them Catan last year and I'm pretty sure they never opened it.
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Teleku
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Send them a copy of High Frontier as a family gift this Christmas.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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BobtheSomething
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This is a real product I discovered while Christmas shopping. I can't believe it made it to retail.
Sister and family were in town so I went to the mall with them. They dragged me in to one of these "As seen on TV" stores, and they were selling this. My sister thought it looked hilarious. I looked at her weird. Note - I gave them Catan last year and I'm pretty sure they never opened it. But I'm not the only one to think this looks like someone with a warehouse full of unbought sex toys found a new way to shift product, right? Even the logo looks uh, deeply inappropriate.
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Merusk
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Dental appliances; but yes.
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Dental appliances; but yes.
Nothing says fun and games like a device to aid root canals!
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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IainC
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sky
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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