Goumindong
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This one has been annoying me for a long time. Is she a god damned camera? |
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pxib
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Is she a god damned camera?
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I think he's referencing the shudder/shutter situation which irritated me as well.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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pxib
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Derp.
I blame Morpheus.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I've looked at that fucking picture for days trying to figure out what was wrong about it. I R SMURT.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I've looked at that fucking picture for days trying to figure out what was wrong about it. I R SMURT.
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Tebonas
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Replace "go watch tv" with "go play a game" and thats exactly how you wash your dishes.  |
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Goumindong
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As an aside, i just love how its always beautiful people dressed for a night on the town in large, showy jewelry that are playing 2 dollar craps.
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ShenMolo
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 PKs? Is he saying what I think he's saying? |
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IainC
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Amongst the things he doesn't believe in are apostrophes and their correct usage.
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Tannhauser
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It looks like if you are a Methodist or Baptist you're OK. Just don't be 'high fullutent'.
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Ingmar
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The most baffling one, to me, is "THIEVE'S".
EDIT: Although "SPORT'S NUT'S" is right up there.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Paelos
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If loving the Braves is sending me to Hell, I hope we can field a good team when I get there.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Kail
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Amongst the things he doesn't believe in are apostrophes and their correct usage.
Hmm, that sounded awfully sophisticated to me... /narrow eye's |
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Ingmar
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If loving the Braves is sending me to Hell, I hope we can field a good team when I get there.
Based on the other things on the chart I'm pretty sure every baseball player this side of Orel Hershiser (that Lasorda-loving weasel) is going with you. |
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Lantyssa
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In his eye's I hit 12 or 13 item's. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Der Helm
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It would take me 44 mins to get to the office if I lived there, only about 20 mins longer than it takes to get to my current house.
Did you know that you commute about 14 days a year ? And that this would add another week to that ?  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Merusk
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I make up for it by only sleeping 12 weeks instead of 17 like 'normal' people.
Aggregate math for yearly activities is crazy pants land. For example, you should stop pooping so much so you don't spend a week in the bathroom every year.
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« Last Edit: July 19, 2012, 06:14:17 PM by Merusk »
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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In his eye's I hit 12 or 13 item's. Heck, I only hit 10, maybe 11 (depends on whether you can be both agnostic and atheist). Good to know you'll be on the next circle in Hell, I'll have somebody to look down on. --Dave |
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Merusk
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(depends on whether you can be both agnostic and atheist).
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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(depends on whether you can be both agnostic and atheist).
No. Apparently you can. And actually fits me nearly perfectly: I don't believe in god (at least not in any form either a religious or strictly atheistic person would recognize) but I believe that "There is no God" is just as much a declaration of faith as "There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is his Prophet". If you want to explain why there's only one right way to be an atheist, please start a new thread so I can ignore it. --Dave |
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calapine
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In his eye's I hit 12 or 13 item's. Don't worry, hell has a hard-cap of 9 circles. Feel free to go all out, it can't get any worse |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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SurfD
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Did he miss the "go forth and multiply" memo, or is there a Bible sanctioned way to achieve that that without the whole fornication thing.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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rk47
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I think he's referencing the shudder/shutter situation which irritated me as well.
Th-the....the right word is st-t--tutter, Onii-chan.  |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Merusk
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Did he miss the "go forth and multiply" memo, or is there a Bible sanctioned way to achieve that that without the whole fornication thing.
Of course there is. Marriage. To multiple wives.  If you want to explain why there's only one right way to be an atheist, please start a new thread so I can ignore it.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Did you know that you commute about 14 days a year ? And that this would add another week to that ? I commute 12 hours a year.  edit: no, actually less. I forgot holidays, floating holidays, comp days and personal days. |
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Minvaren
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"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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luckton
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Merusk
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 Why would you even try that?! It's not funny it's horrifying.
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luckton
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Why would you even try that?! It's not funny it's horrifying. It's actually a repost. Surely you've already seen this on Tumblr. |
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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