A skank after my own heart.

[voodoolily]

You really feel sorry for a little twat that could buy and sell your ass? You are a better person than me.

Shockeye, if you don't read, how can you tell if a story is funny enough to post here? Is that why you use TeamSpeak? So you won't hafta read all that chatting? Aren't you reading RIGHT NOW?

[schild]

As much as I agree with most everything else you said, I can't go so far as to call anyone a piece of meat. Kind of makes me feel sorry for people like that when others see them that way. I'd rather not.

You should really see the live action Great Teacher Onizuka from Japan. You'd love it, and before you ask - yes, it's related to your comments.

As for Shockeye reading. He has a seeing-eye robot. Only for reading. It sits on his right shoulder like a parrot and screams profanities at the townfolk.

[stray]

You really feel sorry for a little twat that could buy and sell your ass? You are a better person than me.

Hmm....I'm not for sale?

Seriously though, is that what the irritation with people like her is about? Envy?

All I was saying is that everyone's human and has some worth. I gotta respect at least that. Have you ever tried to just see the world through someone else's eyes? Could be a friend, or a random person on the highway. Maybe someone on television, or someone you walk by in the mall, or even someone you hate. Nobody is just "that" or just "this" (i.e. Paris isn't just a piece of meat).

Anyways, I'm going overboard here, and that's more than I cared to explain.

As much as I agree with most everything else you said, I can't go so far as to call anyone a piece of meat. Kind of makes me feel sorry for people like that when others see them that way. I'd rather not.

You should really see the live action Great Teacher Onizuka from Japan. You'd love it, and before you ask - yes, it's related to your comments.

I'll try to check it out.

/googling

[stray]

What episode should I be looking at Schild??

edit: nm, you said live action

edit: Read a little on it.

Well, I've never cosplayed, and I'm not sure what it has to do with my comments (that I'm a former delinquent asshole, trying to be a nice guy now?)...But you're right. I'd probably like it. And I hate anime.

I think you've been waiting for a reason to suggest me that.

[Shockeye]

You really feel sorry for a little twat that could buy and sell your ass? You are a better person than me.

Shockeye, if you don't read, how can you tell if a story is funny enough to post here? Is that why you use TeamSpeak? So you won't hafta read all that chatting? Aren't you reading RIGHT NOW?

I have a program that reads all text on the screen to me. While I lay on the couch. And I'm using dragon naturally speaking to dictate my response because typing is too much effort for me as well.

Pass the chicken wings and sticks of butter, please.

[Pococurante]

Kinda like Keanu Reeves.

I agree with you.  Have since he fucked up Carlin's comeback role in B & T.

But.

The perfect role for him - stiff & poorly delivered lines are exactly right for the role of a blasted vet trying to remake himself into what we now call the greatest generation.  But then I'm very fond of vineyards so my definition of romance is suspect.

[Trippy]

In case you can't get enough of Ms. Hilton:

Paris Hilton Touts Spicy Burger in TV Ad

[MaceVanHoffen]

But.

The perfect role for him - stiff & poorly delivered lines are exactly right for the role of a blasted vet trying to remake himself into what we now call the greatest generation.  But then I'm very fond of vineyards so my definition of romance is suspect.

Glad to see someone else liked A Walk in the Clouds.  One of Keanu's better films.  Though while I can see the stiff part, I've never really understood why people think the poorly delivered part.  Keanu's done a lot of films that I think he's pretty good in.

[Strazos]

For the record, I would not "hit that", that meaning Paris Hilton.

I have an illogical bias against blondes.

[stray]

I like all girls except Asians (Not a racist thing. I'm part Asian myself. I just feel a little weird around them.....Like I'm dating my mother). How's that for illogical bias?

I bet I end up marrying one.

[TheWalrus]

I'm with Strazos. Red heads and brunettes. Race doesn't matter.

[Margalis]

I'm with Strazos. Red heads and brunettes. Race doesn't matter.

I will third that. For some reason blondes naturally gets points off from me, maybe because it's so overdone.

As far as Paris Hilton goes, part of the problem with celeb culture is that people who hate some celebs are still letting themselves be defined by that. In a way it's an admission of the awesomeness of celebs. To me Hilton is just someone I see on TV occasionally. I've never met her and never will, nor have I watched anything she's in, I really don't give a shit about her one way or another. She doesn't deserve her money but that can be said for a ton of people. She's not worth getting angry about or even thinking about, it's just a waste of time. It's like people who define their musical taste as disliking pop - just like what you like and leave it at that.

Her sister is better looking than her anyway.

[Strazos]

For more points against Paris:




I may not be a big boob guy, but something is better than nothing.

[TheWalrus]

At least shes honest

[schild]

If she was honest she'd be topless and have "I have no brain" written across her chest.

[TheWalrus]

Thats on her undies.

[HaemishM]

She's a piece of meat.

I wouldn't say that. Push comes to shove, I might actually have sex with a piece of beef, if forced. Paris Hilton? She doesn't have enough money to me listen to her fake an orgasm.

[voodoolily]

She's a piece of meat.

I wouldn't say that. Push comes to shove, I might actually have sex with a piece of beef, if forced. Paris Hilton? She doesn't have enough money to me listen to her fake an orgasm.

Especially when your wife does it for free.

\rimshot

(sorry, it's the nicotine withdrawal)

[WayAbvPar]

"I ALWAYS notice that bored look in their eyes!"

[SnotBag]

If Shockeye is so adverse to reading why has he had so many jobs at bookstores? Does he just like to hang out with liberals that much?

I've seen him read, he owns a great deal of books. I've known him to not sleep or eat for days while on the Internet (pre wife and children). Wednesday's he wouldn't miss 90210 though!!!

[NiX]

As much as I agree with most everything else you said, I can't go so far as to call anyone a piece of meat. Kind of makes me feel sorry for people like that when others see them that way. I'd rather not.

Not only is she proud to act like a complete retard, she also seems to think she's better than everyone at the same time. Meat? That's a compliment to her. I think she's ugly, air headed and a waste of paper when tabloids decide she's worthy of a page.

[voodoolily]

Nix, your avatar looks EXACTLY like this dude I used to get weed from. I shit you not.