Pennilenko
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I think that's her brother, not a potential boyfriend.
I'm going to have to agree with you, that language looks like her brother showered her with gifts after helping her through some rough times. |
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Ironwood
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Sorry, this has thrown me in exactly the opposite direction.
No-one would thank their brother for their 'friendship'. Who does that ?
It's funnier if it's some guy who's never, ever going to bury his dick in her anyway.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Ratman_tf
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Sorry, this has thrown me in exactly the opposite direction.
No-one would thank their brother for their 'friendship'. Who does that ?
It's funnier if it's some guy who's never, ever going to bury his dick in her anyway.
The galaxy, maybe. If I had that kind of cash I might buy my sister a phone. Jared's seems rather the kind of stuff a guy buys for a woman because he's hoping to 'buy' some some humpa humpa. "He went to Jared" etc. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Remember some people want to fuck their sister, too. Interesting times!
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Gets
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My favorite still:  Those roses look darn pretty though. |
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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I like her hair. Not being sarcastic.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I hate that not being interested in sex has to be a special thing, like it's a lifestyle and makes you a unique goddamn snowflake. I don't like mustard, I don't make a big deal about it.
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Miasma
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You're a-mustard, you are special. I would create a facebook group right now before someone else does.
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Ratman_tf
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My favorite still: Dunno about friend zone there. I'd have made a crack about blue balls. I imagine the dude buys a lot of tissue and hand lotion. |
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TheWalrus
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He's holding out to fuck Rainbow Brite. Good on him.
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Strazos
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Of course he's not getting any from her - look at that stupid vest.  |
Fear the Backstab!
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Signe
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I think BLUND is doing good. I have a terrible memory so everything is new to me after about a week. I also like that girl's hair.
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taolurker
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I personally think that BLUND is someone's sockpuppet gimmick account. How they avoided the "lurker" ban makes me also think either the mods are aware of it, or it's a mod. Obligatory image:  |
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Signe
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Who's a mod? BLUND? Where's his intro thread anyway? I haven't received any naked pics of him so I don't know for sure. But the f13 staff... they wouldn't prank us, would they? I totally trust that the mods here are completely trustworthy. I'd bet your life on it!
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Paelos
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The supercat one got me.
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Viin
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Super cat is awesome!
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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BLUND
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 Also I find the allegations made in this thread shocking and they have no connection to reality whatsoever. None. Nope. Not even a little. |
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Teleku
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Evildrider
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I think Elmo just found out he had a pedophile handling him all these years. |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Nerf
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Who's a mod? BLUND? Where's his intro thread anyway? I haven't received any naked pics of him so I don't know for sure. But the f13 staff... they wouldn't prank us, would they? I totally trust that the mods here are completely trustworthy. I'd bet your life on it!
Do you have naked pics of the mods for comparison? But yeah, blunds someone's gimmick account. He doesn't have shit on the lobster. |
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rk47
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Game's up BLUND, time to take off your pants and bend over.
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Ironwood
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He doesn't have shit on the lobster.
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Signe
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He doesn't have shit on the lobster.
I don't know what that means either. The internet didn't help me. |
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Nerf
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He doesn't have shit on the lobster.
I don't know what that means either. The internet didn't help me. Yeah, I had a feeling nobody would get this one. Around 10 years ago or so, on at least 1 forum that I know of (viperalley), we'd get random driveby posts from "The Lobster". All the posts were pictures of his post, scrawled on a napkin, with a lobster claw holding a pen in frame. I'll see if I can dig some up from the wayback machine or something. |
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K9
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I'm not sure that tenuous even begins to describe that  |
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Khaldun
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The sloth picture above perfectly expresses my feelings about the explanation of "The Lobster".
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Rasix
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Ohhh, THAT lobster.  Seriously. |
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Signe
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 When I read this I "hear" it with a Steven Hawking voice. Anyone else? Well, I guess maybe some of you do now. Sorry. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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That makes my head hurt... a lot.
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