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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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How do you say "Tuesdays make me horny." in German?
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Nerf
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Holy mother of god.  That WAS a man, right? |
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« Last Edit: April 22, 2008, 11:39:57 PM by Nerf »
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Endie
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Holy mother of god. That WAS a man, right? Yep, Tamechi is also known as Tony Briggz (and is also credited as such in that video, I think). It's a clever piece of internet marketing, but you can tell from the quality of the track (which I quite like, but I'm a sucker for the whole Dirty South schtick) that the lo-fi video production was a deliberate choice. |
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Der Helm
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How do you say "Tuesdays make me horny." in German?
Dienstage machen mich spitz ? Doesn't make sense to me, though.  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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schild
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How do you say "Tuesdays make me horny." in German?
Poak Chops
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Second Schild. That was awesome. |
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Nerf
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stu
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Engels
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This is the girl from which WoW's night elf female dance moves are modled. Also, Babblefish did an interesting job of translating the lyrics: I have some enough I have the soft skin In my foam bath I splash myself I laugh at it My fish moves In my foam bath I it emmitoufle, I say to Him I do not have problems, I lazy Pas of faintnesses, I lazy In water I bathe, it is important Bien with my ease, in the air of time I have the soft skin In my foam bath I bubble in the shade Of the bombs All is flexible Délit delight: I make the list Of the things which upset Me I have some enough of those which cry, Which rolls only to two per hour, Which deplore and which is fixed On idea of obsession I of have enough of those which râlent, Of extremists at two balls, Which sees the life all in black Which dispatches me in the cockroach I have some enough of large the ur, Which groans all and which cries, Marre of the rain, of the zucchinis Which make me vomit under the feather bed I have some enough of these cynical, And in the meadows, the colchiques ones, I have some to have some enough enough! Too I have the soft skin In my foam bath Pas of earth tremors I prélasse myself And rests me, It is my watery state Y' has like difficulty Edit: Took out Miss Piggy
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« Last Edit: April 26, 2008, 11:13:39 AM by Engels »
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Righ
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Official video for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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This guy's pretty good. Some of his stuff is cool. Here's another. He's got talent but he really needs to get laid in the worst way.
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stray
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Official video for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN. Is that off of another download-only album? Because there weren't any vox in the first free 10 tracks, or whatever it was. Cool song. |
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Righ
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Nope, its a freebie MP3. Requires email address (or sourcing from somewhere else). The 'instrumental' album was Ghosts I-IV which is available on CD. BTW, the comment field in the ID3 is "Go to www.nin.com May 5". |
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stray
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Ah May 5. Another album then.
I didn't like ghosts... It's not really NIN to me if Trent isn't singing.
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stu
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This guy's pretty good. Some of his stuff is cool. Here's another. He's got talent but he really needs to get laid in the worst way. He's the Harry Caray of groovy beats! Nice set-up he has there. That new NIN is solid as well. |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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stray
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Yeah, those have been floating around for awhile (didn't it start with an Van Halen vid or something?). Funny shit.
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Endie
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Official video for NIN's new download only single. Amusing even if you're a dullard that doesn't like NIN. I like the song but not the vi-day-oh. I'll enjoy it more when Stahlregen comes out of his cannabis-induced haze for long enough to put it to pictures of imaginary spaceships. |
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Live camera shot of a giant squid thawing... Utterly useless, it's almost as exciting as watching grass grow despite my attempts to imagine it coming back to life and attacking the scientists. I guess you could watch the dissection live too if you are a sicky and into that type of thing. New Zealand scientists thaw 1,000-pound squid corpse
By RAY LILLEY, Associated Press WriterTue Apr 29, 3:33 AM ET
Marine scientists in New Zealand on Tuesday were thawing the corpse of the largest squid ever caught to try to unlock the secrets of one of the ocean's most mysterious beasts.
No one has ever seen a living, grown colossal squid in its natural deep ocean habitat, and scientists hope their examination of the 1,089-pound, 26-foot long colossal squid, set to begin Wednesday, will help determine how the creatures live. The thawing and examination are being broadcast live on the Internet.
The squid, which was caught accidentally by fishermen last year, was removed from its freezer Monday and put into a tank filled with saline solution. Ice was added to the tank Tuesday to slow the thawing process so the outer flesh wouldn't rot, said Carol Diebel, director of natural environment at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa.
After it is thawed, scientists will examine the squid's anatomical features, remove the stomach, beak and other mouth parts, take tissue samples for DNA analysis and determine its sex, Diebel said.
"If we get ourselves a male it will be the first reported (scientific) description of the male of the species," Steve O'Shea, a squid expert at Auckland's University of Technology, told National Radio. He is one of the scientists conducting the examination.
The squid is believed to be the largest specimen of the rare deep-water species Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, or colossal squid, ever caught, O'Shea has said.
Colossal squid, which have long been one of the most mysterious denizens of the deep ocean, can grow up to 46 feet long, descend to 6,500 feet into the ocean and are considered aggressive hunters.
At the time it was caught, O'Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tires if cut up — but they would taste like ammonia, a compound found in the animals' flesh.
Fishermen off the coast of Antarctica accidentally netted the squid in February 2007 while catching Patagonian toothfish, which are sold under the name Chilean sea bass.
The squid was eating a hooked toothfish when it was hauled from the deep. Recognizing it as a rare find, the fishermen froze the squid on their vessel to preserve it. The national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, later took possession of it.
The previous largest colossal squid ever found was a 660 pound female squid discovered in 2003, the first ever landed.
Researchers plan to eventually put the squid on display in a 1,800 gallon tank of formaldehyde at the museum in the capital, Wellington.
Colossal squid are found in Antarctic waters and are not related to giant squid found round the coast of New Zealand. Giant squid grow up to 39 feet long, and are not as heavy as colossal squid.
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stray
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True Lies was pretty cool. On that note, here's the Steven Seagal Beatingography |
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« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 11:55:36 AM by Stray »
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Phildo
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03:34 - "Fuck you and die!"
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Llava
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True Lies was pretty cool. On that note, here's the Steven Seagal BeatingographyYou just wasted an hour of my time. That shit made me start looking up Aikido videos. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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And here I thought a ten minute vid might have been too long!
Out for Justice functions as one of my favorite martial films and one of my favorite comedies. That beatdown on William Forsythe is obscene.
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schild
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It really is a shame he's like the worst actor ever. Also, I feel like posting this again, since maybe 5 other action stars on earth can do it:  |
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schild
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I want to beat that hat off her head.
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Phildo
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Would have been a good video if it had been shot at full speed.
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Phildo
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Noooo, right as I was frantically mashing on the Back arrow the screen locked up for a second right as the poor bastard was adjusting his crotch!!!!! I will never be able to remove that imagine from my brain, you bastard.
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Nerf
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Turbo mode!  |
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