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explain plz (Bane/Batman? something SJW?)
Pay careful attention to the "bif, pow, whacK" style sound effects in each pannel. I am sure you will eventually make the connection.
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calapine
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That's probably painfully close to what actually happens...
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It's 95% true for A/E proposals.
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That's probably painfully close to what actually happens...
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HaemishM
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If my college years are any indication, we have evolved beyond where the artists gets laid for his art. Most likely, it's probably just me.
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calapine
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I assume this is an accurate presentation of air force personnel.
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lol
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Somebody will have to explain the punchline to me.
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NowhereMan
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No AF experience so this is all conjecture buuuut:
Drone pilots are looked down on by actual pilots (hence the spinny hat and Starbucks latte). His story by default is dumb and boring and no pilot will ever listen. I'm guessing when pilots tell stories like this they use their fingers to represent the plane and other object, moving them to simulate the 3D events. The drone pilot is told to do that and suddenly his story is cool and interesting.
This demonstrates that fighter pilots are dumb and shallow. I think.
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Fighter jocks wave their hands, acting out their warstories. The "Fighter Jock Mafia" basically runs the Air Force (which leads to bizarre decisions, sometimes), and drone pilots are considered washouts and rejects from the fighter program.
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Tht explanations are about right. I thought the fighters talk with their hand was joke was known. Doctrine man are a bit hit and miss, but generally funny. Same source:
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calapine
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Decent advise.
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All true, but regarding the last. I would recommend replacing the valium with ritalin. The combination of methylphenidate and ethanol metabolizes into ethylphenidate. I have read that the effect is good mood, blabbering and arousal.
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calapine
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Old but good.
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calapine
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ohhhh! Cyanide & Happiness has a random comic generator. It's also possible to lock indvidual panels and only rotate the other(s). That's what I came up with: http://explosm.net/rcg
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calapine
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This is fun!
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calapine
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Context: I just found a subreddit called /r/SympatheticMonsters.
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They're both brilliant.
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I am ashamed to admit it took me some time...
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Tebonas
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...and Scott Adams finally went full retard and does a "Poor Trump being unfairly investigated" storyline with Dilbert as a stand-in.
I might be the last one here, but that did it and I'm finally out.
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NowhereMan
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He's been insane and unfunny for a long ass time. Reading any of the strips in the last few years the most sympathetic character is probably the Pointy Haired Boss who has shifted to being a slightly clueless guy with an asshole of an employee.
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Ironwood
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Scott Adams is just another Orson Scott Card.
Both of them had good stuff ages ago and then turned into horrific fucking assholes who'll get a dance outta me when they die.
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Tebonas
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His prefered target audience seems to be Trumpists now. Looks about the right amount of subtle for those.
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Ironwood
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But, but, but, but, the e-mail and phone logs will show no collusion with the Elbonians, so he's ok to just submit them to clear the matter up, right ?
I can't even with this fucking asshole.
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HaemishM
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Dear God, those three are not only horribly unfunny, they don't even bother trying to be subtle or make any sense in relation to the actual events. Fuck that dude.
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calapine
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Those shitty comics made me go back to the explosm.net random comic generator. No need to be shy about sucking if that guy get's money. I call them "Calapine's sensible, no-nonsense comic strips" If you have to *groan* that mean it's working.
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Meta!
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