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Topic: F13's Salute to T & A (Assume NSFW) (Read 2086523 times)
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lamaros
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You people know/care way too much about this thing...
Dismissing people who have sex on camera for money as not being real pornstars because you haven't heard of them? Very weird.
And troubling!
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Bzalthek
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Lamaros: White knighting small time porn starlets.
(They won't have sex with you either)
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Margalis
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Half of the word "pornstar" is in fact "star."
My brother-in-law was an extra in The Avengers. Is he a movie star? Ima say no.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Paelos
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Whores don't look good in the morning, either.
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lamaros
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Half of the word "pornstar" is in fact "star."
My brother-in-law was an extra in The Avengers. Is he a movie star? Ima say no.
Did he play the lead role with a closeup shot of a cock inside him?  |
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Paelos
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I don't know where you're going with that, but I feel you're probably trying to make a really stupid point.
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Margalis
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I don't know where you're going with that, but I feel you're probably trying to make a really stupid point.
Or, in other words, it's a post from Lamaros. I'm sure in his mind dumb shit about my brother-in-law having sex with a man is a sick burn because, you know, fags are gross ha ha. |
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« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 08:14:39 PM by Margalis »
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Morat20
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Whores don't look good in the morning, either.
Most people don't look so good first thing in the morning. :) |
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angry.bob
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Half of the word "pornstar" is in fact "star."
My brother-in-law was an extra in The Avengers. Is he a movie star? Ima say no.
Did he play the lead role with a closeup shot of a cock inside him? Nose-milk all over my desk. You win sir. |
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Abagadro
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Whores don't look good in the morning, either.
I thought the whole point was that they weren't around in the morning. |
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Teleku
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You people know/care way too much about this thing...
Dismissing people who have sex on camera for money as not being real pornstars because you haven't heard of them? Very weird.
And troubling!
You're over thinking it. The word "pornstar" at this point means anybody who does porn. However, there are random chicks who do random low grade porn on the internet, and girls who are legitimately famous. Their names are mentioned in pop culture (movies, TV, songs), they star in tons of actual 'movies', are generally advertised all over the place (be it the internet or posters on the street), and if you said their name to a random person there's a decent chance they'll have at least heard the name. Most of these famous girls need to be fairly attractive in order to maintain that high of a profile, so it would have been more interesting to see them without makeup. |
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Paelos
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Whores don't look good in the morning, either.
I thought the whole point was that they weren't around in the morning. Yes, that was the double entendre at play.  |
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Ratman_tf
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Also, that makeup artist works harder than prosthetic people in the movie industry because some of those women look like Gollum without makeup.
Some of them look like Gollum with their makeup. |
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lamaros
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You people know/care way too much about this thing...
Dismissing people who have sex on camera for money as not being real pornstars because you haven't heard of them? Very weird.
And troubling!
You're over thinking it. The word "pornstar" at this point means anybody who does porn. However, there are random chicks who do random low grade porn on the internet, and girls who are legitimately famous. Their names are mentioned in pop culture (movies, TV, songs), they star in tons of actual 'movies', are generally advertised all over the place (be it the internet or posters on the street), and if you said their name to a random person there's a decent chance they'll have at least heard the name. Most of these famous girls need to be fairly attractive in order to maintain that high of a profile, so it would have been more interesting to see them without makeup. Absolutely. I was just a bit bored. Also: I don't know where you're going with that, but I feel you're probably trying to make a really stupid point.
Or, in other words, it's a post from Lamaros. I'm sure in his mind dumb shit about my brother-in-law having sex with a man is a sick burn because, you know, fags are gross ha ha. Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime. |
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Der Helm
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Bungee
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Where did the NSFW go? Did I miss something?
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Ironwood
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Dude, it's right there.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Ghambit
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I think Bungee was just being sarcastic due to lack of any real NSFW content of late.
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« Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 02:24:21 PM by Ghambit »
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Hutch
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I'm BW'ing this Olivia Wilde gif from two pages back because c c c combo breaker. Enough with the giant wall of text, nerds. This is a thread about pictures. |
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Yegolev
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I think Bungee was just being fecetious
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 If Schild was a girl, I think he'd look like this. I always wonder what men would look like if they were girls and also, you know, reverse stuff. |
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Yegolev
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Too happy.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Engels
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That has got to be one of the douchiest videos I've ever seen, yet somehow, I watched till the end. I don't have a clue why. |
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Merusk
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Guilty as well.
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Mithas
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I learned something about myself today. I will watch the entirety of any stupid video for jiggling boobs.
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K9
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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veredus
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Wow, she was way hotter until I watched that video and could literally count her ribs on the side shots.
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« Last Edit: March 28, 2013, 03:56:40 PM by Evildrider »
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Merusk
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The fake boobs don't do it for me. Otherwise she's pretty cute.
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