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Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?
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Lakov_Sanite
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Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?
Because in our dream we all look like matt damon when we're with katy perry?
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Evildrider
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Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?
I dunno how the fuck does Russel Brand get engaged to her?
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caladein
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Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?
Because in our dream we all look like matt damon when we're with katy perry? That's probably just a side-effect of wanting to be Jason Bourne.
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Musashi
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Why does Matt Damon get to touch Katy?
I dunno how the fuck does Russel Brand get engaged to her? because it's like a baby's arm holding an apple? Mind you, considering his reputation, I'm surprised it's not so pox-ridden that the only cure is dropping a large bomb on a parachute out the back of a cargo plane over his apartment.
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Yegolev
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I discovered that Katy uses Proactiv because she was afraid that everyone was staring at her acne.
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Sky
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No surprise. Women are completely out of their minds with body issues.
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Draegan
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Bump.
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Lakov_Sanite
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No april fools there good sir.
How would you phonetically spell a grunt of approval? One usually followed by "good god" or "damn"
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Bump. Wheee! Underboob!
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Fraeg
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not to be an ass.. but I will because I do it so well... but Katy Perry is hot, but she has the body type that will go to absolute hell in her 30s
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Draegan
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I'm going to just put this here.
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Strazos
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Not a flattering angle.
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Ratman_tf
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not to be an ass.. but I will because I do it so well... but Katy Perry is hot, but she has the body type that will go to absolute hell in her 30s
She's hot now, and I kind of doubt anyone posting to this thread will be fucking her in her 30's.
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Ratman_tf
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"What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation.
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squirrel
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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K9
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She's channeling Jordan in that pic
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Jesus? She has a pretty unique voice, too bad its wrapped up in dog shit music. Nice to look at but her person seems to be a train wreck waiting to happen. Wonder if she devolves into an imitation Winehouse.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Righ
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Musashi
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Sooner or later, Russell is going to tire of that Jebus act. I can only hope it makes for an HBO comedy special. Lulz must be harvested.
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NowhereMan
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Then it's going to be an specific variation on the hot/crazy scale: Boobs/Jesus scale. Also I can see Russell Brand being the sort of guy who'd do the break up in the most hilarious and offensive way possible if it was acrimonious.
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Ironwood
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Still not seeing the attraction. Hell, the God stuff just makes it ten times worse.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Musashi
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Tits.
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Ironwood
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"Tits; Available Everywhere, in all shapes and sizes."
That's not a good reason.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Musashi
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It doesn't have to be a good reason.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Rich tits?
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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NowhereMan
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I think it's the available in all shapes and sizes bit. While that's true I want that shape and size.
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Cyrrex
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They may come in all shapes and sizes, but unfortunately, most of the shapes are unappealing and the sizes leave something to be desired. A really nice rack is quite rare, in my opinion. I'm probably picky.
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Azazel
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I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Nah, pronounce it like Hey-soos and it's just a tat of an old boyfriend. Much better to think of it that way.
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Ironwood
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I've been indifferent to this chick for the last 30? 40? pages of this thread, and then found her quite decent looking only in the last page or so. Probably the jet black hair, etc. Anyway, right when I'm starting to think that she may actually be hot, I see the tattoo of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST on her wrist, and now we're right back where we started. Preach it. er.. Non-Ironically.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Azazel
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Nah, pronounce it like Hey-soos and it's just a tat of an old boyfriend. Much better to think of it that way.
But if she's still got the tat of her ex on her wrist, when you're banging her, will she be thinking of him? Also, I'm not sure, but does the whole "jacking two guys' cocks off at once" thing in the animated gif above really gel all that well with a tattoo of OUR LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS H CHRIST on your wrist?
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« Last Edit: June 22, 2010, 06:44:47 AM by Azazel »
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