NowhereMan
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ya, I posted that back when I took the photo but it seemed particularly germaine.
I wish I didn't have an exam today and papers due tomorrow..I spent far too much time last night theorycrafting how I can secure a few guns to an 18lb dog. Alas, our looney toons bigger-weapon-showdown will have to wait. Your dog is terrifying enough with a small cuddly toy on its back, it doesn't need the weapons. However I hear enough duct tape will secure anything to anything.
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DraconianOne
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However I hear enough duct tape will secure anything to anything.
Apart from, so it turns out, small children on tops of cars that are going at 80mph. Who knew?
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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NowhereMan
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Not enough duct tape.
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schild
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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Oh bravo.
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Murgos
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Took me a bit but I got it eventually.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Fifth Element joke?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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You mean reference, my good sir. You don't joke about the 5th element.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Thrawn
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Very nice.
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Furiously
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No you don't joke about it. You drink to it...
Every time somebody says "green" and it's not a reference to the color of a light: one shot of Midori (because it is green) Every time Ruby Rhod says "Korben" - one drink Every time Leeloo winds up in Korben's arms - a sip Every time Korben's mother calls - two drinks, very fast (because you'd need it too) Every time anyone mentions the stones or the elements - a gulp. Each time Fr. Cornelius (Ian Holm's character) stutters - one sip for each, until he gets it right or is stopped. Each time Gemini Croquets is alluded to - one drink. Whenever Finger is mentioned - one drink. Every time the professor in the beginning of the film says "Aziz, light!" - one drink When the professor at the beginning of the movie proposes the toast - drink the glass of wine Every time the evil planetoid is seen - two sips. Every time Leeloo says "Multipass" - a sip For each point Korben loses on his license - a sip. Every time Zorg says "I know" - one sip Every time General Munro gets in trouble - one drink Every time "Save The World" is said - one shot of Southern Comfort Every time there is a gunfight or explosion - two gulps. Whenever Ruby says "Zzzz!" - one shot for each. Every time someone asks for some heat - a sip Every time somebody is seen smoking - one drink
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Bungee
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No you don't joke about it. You drink to it...
Stuff
Or you just watch The Big Lebowsky and have a sip everytime they drop the F-bomb.
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Freedom is the raid target. -tazelbain
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Ironwood
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Or have a lost Marathon and shot every time something doesn't make sense or Hurley says 'Dude'.
Guaranteed liver failure overnight.
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Lantyssa
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Dude.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I find it amusing that Kevin Cloud is the only one with a normal haircut by today's standards in that pic, and now he's got long hair.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Now that's the kind of picture that makes the id fanboy in me squeal.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Samwise
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Irrelevant. Big tattoos look retarded on hot girls. If that bitch wants to gain thirty pounds and buy a Harley, then go nuts. Of course then you have a different reason not to fuck her. That tattoo ruins an otherwise perfectly hot chick. Totally. It's completely ridiculous. You want a butterfly, a tramp stamp, or a Tweety Bird or something. OK. But otherwise, there's no excuse for that shit. If I wanted to fuck a god damn Freddy Krueger Robot Bitch, I'd move to Japan. If that bitch was in a porno, I'd find a different porno. Sirs, I submit to you, that my dick is too good for that hideously decorated ho.
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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No you don't joke about it. You drink to it...
Stuff
Or you just watch The Big Lebowsky and have a sip everytime they drop the F-bomb. Or you just watch America's Next Top Model and drink every time one of the girls cries.
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Thrawn
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Late post of my wife's Halloween project -
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climbjtree
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I read: Post of my late wife's Halloween project
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Lantyssa
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I read it that way, too. Thankfully only a misread, though strangely appropriate for a Halloween project I suppose.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ironwood
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'tis awesome though.
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Draegan
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I think it's more awesome than funny.
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Thrawn
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That is pretty awsome, and I know I can hit my snooze faster then 1.7 seconds. Usually I hit it on the "click" of the alarm sound starting before it even starts beeping.
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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Furiously
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Number #26 is totally my biggest pet peeve in the world. Actually, anytime someone decides they are more important than the other people around them.
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Bunk
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Number 11 occured as I was reading it outloud to the rest of the office.
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Morfiend
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Number 11 occured as I was reading it outloud to the rest of the office.
For me it was when I read this post, and scrolled back up to see what number 11 was.
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NowhereMan
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That is pretty awsome, and I know I can hit my snooze faster then 1.7 seconds. Usually I hit it on the "click" of the alarm sound starting before it even starts beeping. This stopped being true when I started using my Nexus as an alarm clock, using the gesture screen lock means I need to actually wake up to stop the horrible noise. Also I'm still not sure on fitted sheets and I have numerous times helped my mother fold them without issue. I can only assume she uses some sort of maternal voodoo.
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Fraeg
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Mad skills with the rod.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Having a hell of a time with the last guy on the Empire stripe. Little help?
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Ingmar
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I think that's one of those little gobliny guys from Cloud City, the ones that were playing hot potato with C-3P0's head.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Morfiend
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I was thinking this guy.
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Chimpy
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No Jabba?
And I think the guy on the end of the Empire thing is Lando's secretary dude with the bald head and the metal bits implanted into his skull.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Fraeg
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Mad skills with the rod.
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I was thinking it was one of the guards at jabbas, like the one who gets eaten by the thingy under the floor.
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"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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