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Hoax
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l33t kiddie


Reply #1330 on: June 15, 2009, 11:31:58 AM

Ya, sometimes porn goes flat out gynecological, and I just don't get it.

Double this when we're talking about asses, which seems to be all too common, I really don't get the appeal.

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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.


Reply #1331 on: June 17, 2009, 11:26:45 AM




Has anyone else heard of this website TheChive.com before? I just stumbled on it. Holy shit they have some awesome galleries of photos!

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Reply #1332 on: June 17, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

If anyone finds a desktop of that without the ad, please let me know.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #1333 on: June 17, 2009, 12:35:46 PM

That ass, could kill.

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Reply #1334 on: June 17, 2009, 01:30:35 PM

I need some quarters, a shot glass, and a bottle of tequila.

STAT!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #1335 on: June 17, 2009, 01:33:14 PM

That ass, could kill.

At least it damn near did kill me... DO WANT!!!

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Reply #1336 on: June 17, 2009, 05:56:30 PM


Tarami
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Reply #1337 on: June 17, 2009, 06:12:23 PM

Choices... choices...

- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
shiznitz
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Reply #1338 on: June 19, 2009, 11:54:34 AM

Choices... choices...

What does it matter? It's all pink on the inside.

I have never played WoW.
Azaroth
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Reply #1339 on: June 21, 2009, 10:26:27 PM

Ah, the reasoning of a drunk man.

F  is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
 
  You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
 
F  says:
don't know what this is
Az  says:
I think it's like
Az  says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Reply #1340 on: June 22, 2009, 08:13:41 AM

Choices... choices...

What does it matter? It's all pink on the inside.

If you truly thought that, you wouldn't have that avatar...


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Reply #1341 on: June 22, 2009, 12:41:53 PM

Choices... choices...

What does it matter? It's all pink on the inside.

If you truly thought that, you wouldn't have that avatar...



Busted...

I have never played WoW.
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Reply #1342 on: June 23, 2009, 01:34:51 PM

« Last Edit: June 23, 2009, 01:40:19 PM by Teleku »

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Reply #1343 on: July 01, 2009, 11:06:26 PM


Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Reply #1344 on: July 02, 2009, 11:07:48 AM

If anyone finds a desktop of that without the ad, please let me know.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

TinEye to the rescue!

There's a 1144x865 behind a 403, or this version.



Not sure if the guy and shark are shopped in or shopped out, there seem to be equal numbers of each version.

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कुशल


Reply #1345 on: July 02, 2009, 12:53:39 PM

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Not sure if the guy and shark are shopped in or shopped out

What guy?  What shark?  Eat

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Reply #1346 on: July 02, 2009, 04:24:10 PM

I have to assume that's a surfer not a shark.
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Reply #1347 on: July 02, 2009, 06:28:36 PM

I have to assume that's a surfer not a shark.
There's water?
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Reply #1348 on: July 02, 2009, 08:55:27 PM

Where are they? awesome, for real

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Reply #1349 on: July 10, 2009, 11:47:35 PM

My webhosting is a mess, so I'm just going to link to the file in the absence of any ability to host it myself in a more proper manner.

http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/mary-louise-parker-naked-0809

I like.


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Reply #1350 on: July 12, 2009, 06:22:21 AM

You can never get enough Gemma


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Reply #1351 on: July 12, 2009, 04:13:03 PM

I gotta be honest, I'm tired of seeing her.
Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.


Reply #1352 on: July 13, 2009, 03:31:26 PM

My webhosting is a mess, so I'm just going to link to the file in the absence of any ability to host it myself in a more proper manner.

http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/mary-louise-parker-naked-0809

I like.



Wasn't she just in the press a month or so ago bitching about having to do the nudity for Weed? And how it was gratuitous and she shouldnt have done it. Now she is baring it for a couple pics in a magazine?

Fuck I wanna bang her, but what a hypocrit.


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Reply #1353 on: July 13, 2009, 04:47:42 PM

My webhosting is a mess, so I'm just going to link to the file in the absence of any ability to host it myself in a more proper manner.

http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/mary-louise-parker-naked-0809

I like.



Wasn't she just in the press a month or so ago bitching about having to do the nudity for Weed? And how it was gratuitous and she shouldnt have done it. Now she is baring it for a couple pics in a magazine?

Fuck I wanna bang her, but what a hypocrit.


She was topless in Weeds and was getting a lot of internet flak about her huge nipples.  Here she only showed part of her backside. 

Apples and oranges.


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Reply #1354 on: July 13, 2009, 04:56:04 PM

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She was topless in Weeds and was getting a lot of internet flak about her huge nipples.

The internet has pointy knees. Mary Louise Parker is stupid hot.
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Reply #1355 on: July 13, 2009, 05:02:29 PM

I like it when fat internet nerds with tiny zit-covered dicks sit around and pick apart incredibly gorgeous women, magnifying any perceived flaw to make them feel better about themselves as though they could ever possibly approach such a woman without getting fucking pepper sprayed.

F  is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
 
  You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
 
F  says:
don't know what this is
Az  says:
I think it's like
Az  says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Reply #1356 on: July 13, 2009, 06:23:00 PM




Wasn't she just in the press a month or so ago bitching about having to do the nudity for Weed? And how it was gratuitous and she shouldnt have done it. Now she is baring it for a couple pics in a magazine?

Fuck I wanna bang her, but what a hypocrit.


I think those are screenshots from the show.

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Reply #1357 on: July 13, 2009, 06:46:09 PM

She was topless in Weeds and was getting a lot of internet flak about her huge nipples.  Here she only showed part of her backside. 

Except for the topless photo she took as part of the set.

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0907/mary-louise-parker-nude-esquire-03.jpg

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Reply #1358 on: July 13, 2009, 06:52:23 PM

I'd give up the internet for Mary Louise Parker.
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Reply #1359 on: July 13, 2009, 08:58:43 PM

I like it when fat internet nerds with tiny zit-covered dicks sit around and pick apart incredibly gorgeous women, magnifying any perceived flaw to make them feel better about themselves as though they could ever possibly approach such a woman without getting fucking pepper sprayed.

When did I show you my dick?  Was it after the Penguins won game 7?
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Reply #1360 on: July 13, 2009, 09:04:02 PM

I like it when fat internet nerds with tiny zit-covered dicks sit around and pick apart incredibly gorgeous women, magnifying any perceived flaw to make them feel better about themselves as though they could ever possibly approach such a woman without getting fucking pepper sprayed.
Having met a number of longtime f13 regulars, I'm fairly certain most of them would have absolutely no problem approaching her without getting pepper sprayed. Unless you're not talking about f13, in which case, well... you should stop looking at dicks on the internet.
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Reply #1361 on: July 13, 2009, 10:28:06 PM

She was topless in Weeds and was getting a lot of internet flak about her huge nipples.  Here she only showed part of her backside. 

Except for the topless photo she took as part of the set.

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0907/mary-louise-parker-nude-esquire-03.jpg

That's just a side-boob with side-nipple.  You could show that on network TV.

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Reply #1362 on: July 14, 2009, 05:12:10 AM

Marisa Miller:




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Azaroth
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Reply #1363 on: July 14, 2009, 07:45:32 PM

I was actually talking about the general phenomenon on the internet as it related to Rasix's comment.


F  is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
 
  You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
 
F  says:
don't know what this is
Az  says:
I think it's like
Az  says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
Ookii
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Reply #1364 on: July 14, 2009, 09:18:38 PM

No Anna Friel love? She is topless in the latest issue of Vogue.

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