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Reply #280 on: September 23, 2008, 05:59:27 PM

I have no idea what their names are.
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Reply #281 on: September 24, 2008, 01:14:21 AM

Salute to T&A you say? Guess what comes out this week?



Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #282 on: September 24, 2008, 01:30:42 AM

Heh, what the heck is that ?

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Reply #283 on: September 24, 2008, 03:49:08 AM

Heh, what the heck is that ?
That would be the sequel to the world's most expensive porno production, Pirates.

- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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Reply #284 on: September 24, 2008, 03:56:25 AM

That's one of several Belladonna references I've seen Schild make on this site. Must be a big fan.
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Reply #285 on: September 24, 2008, 06:31:19 AM

But watch out if you are in 216-B

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Reply #286 on: September 24, 2008, 07:21:50 AM

Ah, the many layers of Irony.

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Reply #287 on: September 24, 2008, 08:37:37 AM


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Reply #288 on: September 24, 2008, 09:54:06 AM

That's one of several Belladonna references I've seen Schild make on this site. Must be a big fan.

She wasn't in the first one. I would've posted that whether or not she was in it. Also, she does a lot of beyond hardcore shit that just isn't my bag. That said, she has the tendency to be super hot so it goes both ways. That said, I kinda want to get Pirates and Pirates 2 on Blu-Ray.
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Reply #289 on: September 24, 2008, 10:11:57 AM

I don't think she's hot. I think she's kind of ugly, but yet, probably the best pornstar around. Haha.
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Reply #290 on: September 24, 2008, 10:34:43 AM

I don't think she's hot. I think she's kind of ugly, but yet, probably the best pornstar around. Haha.


She bares a surreal resemblance to Rachel Weisz sometimes. Hard not to like that. And the gaptooth helps - SOMETIMES. SOOOOOOOOOOMETIMES IT'S HORRIBLE.
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Reply #291 on: September 24, 2008, 10:50:30 AM

I would say the same about that Jesse Jane chick in the pirates movie. Not all that great looking, but yet, another one of the best pornstars around.

Pornstarring is a skill.
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Reply #292 on: September 24, 2008, 01:07:16 PM

As with so many careers, being enthusiastic about your work (or being able to fake it well) makes all the difference in the world.
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Reply #293 on: September 24, 2008, 02:13:14 PM

Especially if you're blowing goats.

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Reply #294 on: September 24, 2008, 05:11:11 PM

I thought the attraction to goat porn was based on misery.


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Reply #295 on: September 24, 2008, 05:50:41 PM

OK ballet dancers are usually very petite but this girl needs to eat a sandwich or ten.
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Reply #296 on: September 24, 2008, 06:55:29 PM

I knew someone was going to say that!


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Reply #297 on: September 25, 2008, 12:41:06 PM

Ok, first off....Amarr you talk too fuckin' much.

Secondly......
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Reply #298 on: September 25, 2008, 08:58:34 PM

That said, I kinda want to get Pirates and Pirates 2 on Blu-Ray.

I was looking up this movie just now and was thinking about ordering it when i saw it was on Blu-Ray until i saw it was $50.  I'd like to know how in this glorious boom of free internet pornography these companies can stay in business charging so much for a movie.
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Reply #299 on: September 26, 2008, 01:31:30 AM

Rednecks.
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Reply #300 on: September 26, 2008, 05:51:24 AM

need more "A"
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Reply #301 on: September 26, 2008, 06:12:38 AM

Ah, the Tripod logo.  Gives me a massive wooden boner every time.

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Reply #302 on: September 26, 2008, 08:16:50 AM

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Reply #303 on: September 26, 2008, 08:38:47 AM

Salute to T&A you say? Guess what comes out this week?



Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Is that a tri-masted galleon?

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Reply #304 on: September 26, 2008, 09:42:06 AM


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Reply #305 on: September 26, 2008, 09:46:39 AM

The more I see think about it, those movies sound awesome. Might buy em.
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Reply #306 on: September 26, 2008, 11:18:28 AM

Go for it Stray, you never know who might be in them :)


Lucy Lee, at least she didn't go gonzo on her breast implants like most of the porn girls do

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Reply #307 on: September 26, 2008, 02:20:04 PM

Ok now. Let's not turn this into a porn star thread.

Especially not an Asian one.

I have so many comments... well, I'd look like some kind of a pervert.


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Reply #308 on: September 26, 2008, 07:58:02 PM

I'm about to go afk for a week, I hope you fine folks can keep this thing on topic while I'm away. Less chatter, more T&A.

As I depart, I leave you with this offering.
I know Megan's already been featured in this thread. I think you will forgive me.






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Reply #309 on: September 26, 2008, 08:15:52 PM

The last 2 women don't do it for me.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #310 on: September 26, 2008, 10:07:15 PM

Yeah not a Fox fan.

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Reply #311 on: September 26, 2008, 10:13:11 PM

The tattoo on her arm is clownshoes. Never get a face, folks. Unless it's something unnatural, because no matter what it is, it's gonna look unnatural.
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Reply #312 on: September 26, 2008, 11:00:25 PM

Unless it's of yourself. Case in point: Steve-O and Robert Downey Jr. That shit's funny.


Or an Indian head.. if you're Indian. That's always cool.
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Reply #313 on: September 27, 2008, 08:45:34 PM

The tattoo on her arm is clownshoes. Never get a face, folks. Unless it's something unnatural, because no matter what it is, it's gonna look unnatural.

Looks like Jennifer Tilly to me.

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Reply #314 on: September 28, 2008, 05:59:12 AM

The tattoo on her arm is clownshoes. Never get a face, folks. Unless it's something unnatural, because no matter what it is, it's gonna look unnatural.

Looks like Jennifer Tilly to me.

I thought it was a godawful Marilyn Monroe.

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