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Typhon
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Reply #4655 on: November 23, 2013, 06:32:21 AM

Get some perspective ffs, pants come off.
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Reply #4656 on: November 23, 2013, 07:17:19 AM

Pants come off, but the taint of juicy is forever.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #4657 on: November 23, 2013, 08:06:39 AM


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Reply #4658 on: November 23, 2013, 12:08:11 PM

I saw a girl wearing pants that read SHIKSA.

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Reply #4659 on: November 24, 2013, 01:18:04 PM

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Reply #4660 on: November 24, 2013, 03:11:08 PM

Ok, thats really nice.

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Reply #4661 on: November 24, 2013, 03:24:34 PM

Almost makes up for the Miley picture.
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Reply #4662 on: November 24, 2013, 04:10:41 PM

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Reply #4663 on: November 24, 2013, 04:29:30 PM

Yes, please.

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Reply #4664 on: November 24, 2013, 06:24:28 PM


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Reply #4665 on: November 24, 2013, 07:00:58 PM

That redhead is amazing.  Keep up the good work, gents.
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Reply #4666 on: November 24, 2013, 09:40:37 PM


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Reply #4667 on: November 25, 2013, 01:19:59 AM

Wow, lovely eyes.  (Cue the usual 'she has eyes?' nonsense.)

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Reply #4668 on: November 25, 2013, 06:52:16 AM

I know a girl with a face who looks so much like that I had to do a double take because the body doesn't quite match up.

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Reply #4669 on: November 25, 2013, 12:01:59 PM

Is that Lindsay Lohan?

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Reply #4670 on: November 25, 2013, 12:27:10 PM

Is that Lindsay Lohan?

[ ] Bloodshot Eyes
[ ] Coke smear on upper lip
[X] Healthy-looking skin
[ ] Picture obviously 'shopped

Definitely not her.

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Reply #4671 on: November 25, 2013, 02:08:29 PM

I like everything but the nose jewelry. That always looks low rent.

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Reply #4672 on: November 25, 2013, 02:57:10 PM

Complete opposite. I love the nose ring - but not the septum. And that loveliness there reminds me a lot of Jane Krakowski.

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Reply #4673 on: November 25, 2013, 03:03:27 PM

Septum?
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Reply #4674 on: November 25, 2013, 03:08:25 PM

Damn near killed'im.

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Reply #4675 on: November 25, 2013, 07:30:22 PM

Damn near killed'im.

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Reply #4676 on: November 25, 2013, 10:25:10 PM

She looks an AWEFULLY lot like a girl I work with.   So much so that I am really tempted to start paying attention to what kind of shoes she wears to work.....

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Reply #4677 on: November 26, 2013, 03:33:01 PM

Kanye West's video for Bound 2 is:

1. Filled with Kim Kardashian's T.
2. The worst video I've ever seen.
3. I wish he never existed.
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Reply #4678 on: November 26, 2013, 03:51:04 PM

I personally love the hair blowing in the same direction the motorcycle is traveling.  awesome, for real

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Reply #4679 on: November 26, 2013, 06:17:24 PM

Wow, I can't unsee that pile of shit of a video - thanks!  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #4680 on: November 26, 2013, 07:10:05 PM

Holy fuckballs. The visuals are bad enough but that may truly be the worst rap I have ever heard.  ACK!

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Reply #4681 on: November 26, 2013, 07:47:35 PM

It's getting universally panned, so much so that they are giving away tickets to his show on the local sports radio station.

HINT - They never give away tickets to anything of value.

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Reply #4682 on: November 26, 2013, 08:19:21 PM

Philistines! You've fallen into the age-old trap of not recognizing Yeezy's genius by making a self-parodying pastiche.

Yeah, I don't buy it either, it's a shitty video for a shitty track off a shitty album.

But it did give us some awesome parodies.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #4683 on: November 26, 2013, 08:28:17 PM

edit:  I was doing it wrong.
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Reply #4684 on: November 26, 2013, 10:03:29 PM

You're doing it wrong.

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Reply #4685 on: November 27, 2013, 01:32:10 AM

Philistines! You've fallen into the age-old trap of not recognizing Yeezy's genius by making a self-parodying pastiche.

Yeah, I don't buy it either, it's a shitty video for a shitty track off a shitty album.

But it did give us some awesome parodies.

I dunno, you can't accidentally do this shit, wind machine on the hair, tiedye shirt, plaid. Half assed everything. I'm pretty sure it's deliberately bad, and very in keeping with Kanye against the world (which seems to be pissing him off more and more).

Not that that makes it good. Or makes it successful re-appropriation. I kinda like the song tho...

Anyhow, back to your regular programming...

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Reply #4686 on: November 27, 2013, 09:16:23 AM

Kanye has always blown ass.

He's a classic case of "if you like him, you probably have bad taste."

He's like the polar opposite of Rockwell Knuckles, who everyone should like but no one knows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtTRvqJ9jlg
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Reply #4687 on: November 27, 2013, 05:52:21 PM

I'm partial to Killer Mike, myself. ATL bitches.

Here's some titties:



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Reply #4688 on: November 27, 2013, 07:57:54 PM




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Reply #4689 on: November 28, 2013, 01:08:08 AM

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