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Sky
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Meh, I prefer modern art. I hear there's a guy who does paint enemas. Should sell for millions.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Signe
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Do those ducks have boobie eyes?
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Evildrider
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Do those ducks have boobie eyes?
I thought they were just bloodshot from smoking all the ganja. |
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LK
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I have no idea what the fuck that is.
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Brogarn
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I have no idea what the fuck that is.
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Righ
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It looks like there are pumps that take paint from the buckets next to the ducks then spray it out through the pipes in the front. If they had also put the buckets on the turntable, they could have motorized it and put the pumps on a circuit with non-uniform discharge so that the ducks pissed paint at random intervals and pressures, creating some utter pollocks.
Yes, I'm just that much of an artistic visionary.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Some sort of multi-colored big red?
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Flatfoot
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It came up when I googled paint enema - please don't ask me what kind of personality defect drove me to do that, but the term intrigued me.
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Cadaverine
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It could have been a lot worse, like the ex-porn starlet that would put paint up her ass, then squirt it out onto the canvas.  |
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Oban
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It could have been a lot worse, like the ex-porn starlet that would put paint up her ass, then squirt it out onto the canvas. |
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Samwise
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a) Not a picture. b) Old. c) Not even the best Transformers costume ever. The wheels didn't work. |
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Mrbloodworth
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bah humbug has started I see!
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Yegolev
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utter pollocks.
 But good show. |
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Ookii
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bah humbug has started I see!
He's been like that ever since we made fun of his awesome yellow jacket. |
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Amarr HM
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I was dissapointed when it didn't drive off.
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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Teleku....you saved the thread.
That first pic looks like the alien mothership just dropped out of warp in our atmosphere and is about to fuck our day up. Very Close Encounters reminiscent.
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Ookii
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Seeing a tornado is on my bucket list, unfortunately visiting the places that have the most tornados isn't.
Fun fact, I've been a few hundred feet from a Tornado and didn't know it. I was so pissed.
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Signe
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Evidently, I saw one when I was three. Unfortunately, I don't remember it. I was sitting in a window well in an outdoor kitchen at my grandparents. Everyone else was hiding in the basement. I'm not sure why I wasn't with them. I found the reference to it in a letter my grandmother never sent to a family member. Unfortunately again, everyone who would know is dead.  Too bad, really. I have questions! I can understand mistakes, though. My father once put a grocery bag on top of his car so he could buckle in my nephew and then drove off and didn't notice it was still there until it fell off. Thank God, he didn't put my nephew up there while he put the groceries in the car. Anyway, you know what I mean. |
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NowhereMan
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I don't but I can assure you I'm backing away slowly.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I don't but I can assure you I'm backing away slowly.
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voodoolily
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Evidently, I saw one when I was three. Unfortunately, I don't remember it. I was sitting in a window well in an outdoor kitchen at my grandparents. Everyone else was hiding in the basement. I'm not sure why I wasn't with them. I found the reference to it in a letter my grandmother never sent to a family member. Unfortunately again, everyone who would know is dead. Too bad, really. I have questions! I can understand mistakes, though. My father once put a grocery bag on top of his car so he could buckle in my nephew and then drove off and didn't notice it was still there until it fell off. Thank God, he didn't put my nephew up there while he put the groceries in the car. Anyway, you know what I mean. That reminds me of when Mt. St. Helens erupted. I was playing outside with my brother and Doug, the neighbor kid, when all of a sudden it started raining ash. I was 5, my brother was 3. My grandma and mom ran outside to usher us in, but I think my brother inhaled a bunch of the ash because we had to go to the hospital. That's all I remember about that until the next day, when the ash rain had stopped but there was a thick blanket of ash on everything and regular rain started falling, turning everything into silky, wonderful mud. This mud was ideal for playing in, and made the most superior mud pies.   |
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« Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 01:02:51 PM by voodoolily »
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Ookii
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I see you hotlinking there.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Wha?
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Bzalthek
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Ookii just caught you ridin' dirty, I think. Whatever newfangled things kids are doing these days at any rate.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Nevermore
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I used to see tornadoes all the time growing up. When I was a kid going to the beach in the summer, it was not uncommon to see water spouts offshore in the late afternoon. Not quite as spectacular as those big midwest tornadoes, though.
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Over and out.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Ookii just caught you ridin' dirty, I think. Whatever newfangled things kids are doing these days at any rate.
I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth. Either of you. |
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Signe
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I'm glad someone else said it for a change. I was beginning to think I'm getting the Old Timer's Disease!
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ahoythematey
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This page is most certainly not awesome. Fix it! Here look, pictures of tornadoes forming:  Awesome as it may be, I'm almost 100% positive that this picture is a hurricane... |
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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ahoythematey
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Ahh, I'm an idiot. It looks similar to a picture I saw of Katrina during landfall. On with the thread:  |
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