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I was going to make fun of it for having dinosaurs and being some kind of Young Earth propaganda movie. But I went back and watched the trailer online, and there aren't any dinosaurs. Just mammoths (10,000BC? fine), smilodons (that's more of a stretch, but close), and some kind of evil ostrich (I'll take their word for it). Now I'm cautiously optimistic. |
THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Paelos
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It looked to me like they were trying to rip off Apocolypto. Then, everyone in the preview started speaking English, in 10000 BC, and I burst out laughing.
EDIT: I also watched a second preview. Titanic buildings, domesticated horses, and SAILING ships? Seriously, they should have just added dinosaurs to really toss even the last shred of reality out the window.
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« Last Edit: January 15, 2008, 11:37:54 AM by Paelos »
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Viin
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I thought it was another Moses movie, and I'm still thinking that.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I just thought it was the Scorpion King reboot without the Rock.
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Nevermore
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It looked to me like they were trying to rip off Apocolypto. Then, everyone in the preview started speaking English, in 10000 BC, and I burst out laughing.
Not just English, but English with that faux British accent. |
Over and out.
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Yegolev
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Don't be talkin' trash about The Scorpion King.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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IainC
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Don't be talkin' trash about The Scorpion King.
The Rock gave up his acting career to be in films. |
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Margalis
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It looked better when it had Racquel Welch.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Nebu
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Was the Earth around 12,000 years ago? Let me check my Bible.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Was the Earth around 12,000 years ago? Let me check my Bible.
No, it was aflat.  I need more sleep... |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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JWIV
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At best I'm hoping for a pseudo-Conan or maybe Beastmaster style movie. Wanton violence and human sacrifices to elemental gods and ziggurats. Lots of ziggurats. Expecting anything else out of this movie is idiotic.
and tits. There better be tits.
edit for tits
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« Last Edit: January 16, 2008, 03:22:34 PM by JWIV »
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Nebu
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No, it was aflat. That was good. I give the joke more stars than I predict for the movie. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Lantyssa
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That was good. I give the joke more stars than I predict for the movie.
One whole star for the joke? How generous! (I liked it, but I love horrible puns.) |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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raydeen
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I"m digging on it. I don't expect much more than a neat campy B movie. Bubblegum for the eyes.
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I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
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lovecraft
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Omar Sharif is in this movie. I thought he was dead.  |
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Venkman
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This movie exists solely because the artists figured out how to get their serverfarm to render all that hair in under three years.
It's like that Mission Impossible movie which was made mostly because John Woo had some cool sfx he wanted to try out.
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