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Mattemeo
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I have less of a problem with the dog than I have with what the owner has done to it. Having said that, it's a fucking shitzu, and they're brainwrong barmy yap-happy fuckwit dogs. All of them.  Much better. |
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« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 03:01:58 AM by Mattemeo »
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Signe
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I have less of a problem with the dog than I have with what the owner has done to it.
You mean how the owner is drilling a hole in it's head? I think it should have gone in the funny picture thread. I think nearly all dogs are cute, but then I only know one person with tiny dogs and they're not yappy. It must be the personalities or something that makes everyone here dislike them because they are kind of cute. |
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Most tiny gods are downright ugly. Especially the wall-eyed inbred freaks.
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Rasix
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Most tiny gods are downright ugly. Especially the wall-eyed inbred freaks.
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Mattemeo
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Most tiny gods are downright ugly. Especially the wall-eyed inbred freaks.
(assuming you meant dogs) I think some of them conform to the belle-laide principle. Pugs are so magnificently ugly that they are somehow adorable. It's kind of like the reason I have a Headcrab plush. On the one hand, screaming is to be expected. On the other hand... they're so cute! |
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Signe
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I think that pug is totally cute.
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Signe
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I've heard a lot of people say that tiny dogs (and gods, I suppose) can be really annoying. I've never had a tiny dog (or god). A grandmother and one aunt had some tiny dogs but I didn't get to see them often so I don't have a clear recollection. One old neighbour when I was very young had a Chihuahua but I never interacted with it. The fucking thing was crazy and vicious!
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HaemishM
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Chihuahuas are Satan's harbingers of doom. Those little fuckers are retarded, yappy, shithounds with no sense of self-preservation.
Pugs, OTOH, are cute little demons of cuddlyness.
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Mattemeo
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I have met multiple viciously unstable, mentally retarded and wholly unpleasant yappy arrogant chihuahuas, pomeranians, shih-tzus, yorkshire terriers, corgis (arguably the worst small dog of all), bichon and maltese (actually that's probably what the dog that started this current conversation was, looking back).
Every pug I've ever met has been distilled loveliness. Eager but not tiresomely excitable, utterly friendly, emotive and quiet. They are little tan bags of personality. If I wasn't more of a cat person, they'd be very high on my choices of breeds to go for, but their inherant genetic health problems would make me seek a cross.
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Teleku
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corgis (arguably the worst small dog of all) Your insane, corgis's are awesome. Every one I've ever met has been friendly and full of personality. They are also incredibly adorable. One of my favorite dogs. |
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rattran
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You're insane. Corgis are vicious, yappy things without the brains the gods give retarded mice.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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THEY ARE SO CUTE, THOUGH!
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I've met a number of corgis and they've all been great. I don't think I'd class them as a small dog though, they're just short. Pomeranians have been a mixed bag, some have been wonderful, some have been kind of mean. I've never met a bichon that wasn't a total sweetheart.  |
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Teleku
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You're insane. Corgis are vicious, yappy things without the brains the gods give retarded mice.
None of the Corgis I've met have been yappy at all. They are actually quite and just give you odd/funny looks, which helps the cutness. I'm starting to wonder if we're all talking about the same dogs here. They've never been anything like you guys have described. |
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I've had a number of pugs over the years. Most of them are quite awesome and laid back. Sometimes, though, you'll get a yapper.
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NowhereMan
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None of the Corgis I've met have been yappy at all. They are actually quite and just give you odd/funny looks, which helps the cutness. I'm starting to wonder if we're all talking about the same dogs here. They've never been anything like you guys have described.
There's Welsh Corgis and the other breed, maybe they're quite different character wise. |
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My mom has a Lassa Apso/Peekinese cross and I have to admit it's a nice dog. Not overly yappy, very friendly, well behaved. My parents had always had big dogs, but now that they are close to retirement, they wanted a dog to travel with, and this silly thing fits perfectly on the center console of the truck.
There is a certain temptation to attach a brrom handle to it and mop the floor though.
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Khaldun
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There's three corgis in this neighborhood. All of them mean little fuckers who practically shit whatever little brain matter they have out their rectums by attempting to kill every living thing they encounter on their walks.
Chihuahuahs are in a whole different league of badness, though. I've met a sweet, smart corgi as well as our local vermin. I've never met a nice chihuahuah EVER. My mother-in-law owned one that was possessed by a minor demon from the third circle of hell. It had a gargling gollumish growl that sounded like its entire throat was filled with bubbling ichor, it habitually drooled, it walked around with its penis hanging out all the time because it often went upstairs to hump slippers in the closet, and its eyes glowed red even when you weren't shining a light straight on them. My wife once tallied the numbers of people it had bitten in the neighborhood: it was like six kids, four adults, my wife herself and on multiple occasions my mother-in-law (breaking the skin level bites). I couldn't figure out why the neighborhood hadn't gathered torches and pitchforks and come in a mob to demand that they be allowed to kill the monster. Perhaps because they were scared of my mother-in-law, a feeling I largely endorse.
Pugs are awesome. Also Boston terriers.
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  of course they grow up to be monsters... literally edit:: stupid vanishing link... 
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« Last Edit: February 11, 2010, 05:50:24 PM by 01101010 »
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RhyssaFireheart
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of course they grow up to be monsters... literally edit:: stupid vanishing link... Neopolitan Mastifs? Oh, Presa Caniarios. That's not really a big dog, you know. Growing up into BIG dogs is part of their charm, IMO. If the dog fits in your lap, it's not a dog, it's a snack. |
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01101010
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of course they grow up to be monsters... literally edit:: stupid vanishing link... Neopolitan Mastifs? Oh, Presa Caniarios. That's not really a big dog, you know. Growing up into BIG dogs is part of their charm, IMO. If the dog fits in your lap, it's not a dog, it's a snack. Large is not the underlying meaning of MONSTER I was going for here. But still, the puppies are quite charming, as I am sure most dinosaur hatchlings were. |
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Ookii
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He's got this DUDE, I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW look.
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of course they grow up to be monsters... literally edit:: stupid vanishing link... Neopolitan Mastifs? Oh, Presa Caniarios. That's not really a big dog, you know. Growing up into BIG dogs is part of their charm, IMO. If the dog fits in your lap, it's not a dog, it's a snack. Large is not the underlying meaning of MONSTER I was going for here. But still, the puppies are quite charming, as I am sure most dinosaur hatchlings were. Yeah those are the dogs from the Great Dog Murder Saga of '01. |
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Pic is older than the hills.
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NowhereMan
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Slightly different sort of cute but, well she really is adorable.  |
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« Last Edit: March 10, 2010, 06:17:40 AM by Mrbloodworth »
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01101010
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the dark eyebrows and the phone kill it for me... but the eyes are nice.
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NowhereMan
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It's not a phone, it's an enchanted nut for talking to spirits. Or something. I haven't played any recent Zelda games.
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It's not a phone, it's an enchanted nut for talking to spirits. Or something. I haven't played any recent Zelda games.
Modern day Ocarina. Just change the song in the Settings > Phone > Ringtones. |
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Lantyssa
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the dark eyebrows and the phone kill it for me... but the eyes are nice.
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