HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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EAGLE: BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!!!!!
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Lantyssa
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I was hoping someone would get the joke. Glad you liked it.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Nebu
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Would you feel better if I told you I snickered when you changed to it?
I knew you would. You're a kindred spirit. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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 Actual engagement ring... |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Nebu
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Actual engagement ring... It's actually less silly than a lump of compressed and cut carbon. This has iconic value. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Yeah, that has some serious sentimental value. And it was probably highly romantic for the geeks that thought it up.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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I wonder why it's all lonely in a box and not on an actual woman's finger.
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calapine
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Dunno. I admit its cool, but you have to know the person REALLY well before trying to pull that off as engagement surprise. Maybe I am shallow, but if Id just got romantically proposed, open the box in anticipation, expect a diamond and then get THAT my face would turn into a "Are you kidding me?" grimace for a second or two until I got over the shock and could pretend to like it (and try not to hurt his feelings).
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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murdoc
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Dunno. I admit its cool, but you have to know the person REALLY well before trying to pull that off as engagement surprise. Maybe I am shallow, but if Id just got romantically proposed, open the box in anticipation, expect a diamond and then get THAT my face would turn into a "Are you kidding me?" grimace for a second or two until I got over the shock and could pretend to like it (and try not to hurt his feelings).
I would hope if you're proposing you know a person REALLY well. |
Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Merusk
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Dunno. I admit its cool, but you have to know the person REALLY well before trying to pull that off as engagement surprise. Maybe I am shallow, but if Id just got romantically proposed, open the box in anticipation, expect a diamond and then get THAT my face would turn into a "Are you kidding me?" grimace for a second or two until I got over the shock and could pretend to like it (and try not to hurt his feelings).
I would hope if you're proposing you know a person REALLY well. You never know enough. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I was expecting money on the dresser a damond!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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SurfD
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So i wonder, would the wedding ring be a D20, 20 side directly up?
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Depends on who the result represents. Give the diviorce rate, either way it's probably a flub (nat 1)
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Signe
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Muse.
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 A teeny tiny itsy bitsy man claims the eye of a needle for the USA. Or Itchy Bitchy man as Mr. Spellchecker who has lost all sense of personal boundaries claims. |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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How do you make something like that? Nanotech?
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Awful paintjob 2/10.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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How do you make something like that? Nanotech?
Willard Wigan. Doesn't really go into much detail about how he does it. Does say that he "enters a meditative state in which his heartbeat is slowed, allowing him to reduce hand tremors and sculpt between pulse beats. Even the reverberation caused by outside traffic can affect Willard’s work. Consequently, he often works through the night when there is minimal disruption". The gallery is astounding. |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Signe
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Yes, totally go look at his stuff. I LOVE his Hulk and the camels especially. I don't know why but all his work, other than the queen's fucking face, makes me happy.
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Signe
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Muse.
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Awesome. You're weird and creepy like me! I might adopt you.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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My only question is how the hell does... whatever that turns out to be, lose an eye in such a clean way. Granted, it was probably nibbled on, but it looks like it was cored out of the marine animal.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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calapine
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Awesome. You're weird and creepy like me! I might adopt you.
 Only if you take my turtle too! |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Ard
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Signe
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I love turtles! Especially with extra caramel! I've also had real pet turtles in the past, if that's what you really meant.
Also, I want a swordfish eye. Preferably encased in a bong.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I love turtles! Especially with extra caramel! I've also had real pet turtles in the past, if that's what you really meant.
Also, I want a swordfish eye. Preferably encased in a bong.
Having turtle soup while living in Baton Rouge, turtle meat is amazing. That said, my childhood pet painted turtle memories weeps with every bite I took. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Goumindong
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So i wonder, would the wedding ring be a D20, 20 side directly up?
Clearly a vampire player. Also the only time that would be acceptable is if the woman said "i want this ring, this one right here, with the d10 on it" And i would still try to at least make the dice some sort of precious gem |
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Malakili
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This doesn't quite fit in this thread, but I thought I'd post it here anyway: It is a blog where a person who hasn't seen pokemon has people send them a description of a pokemon, and then tries to draw from the description. Pretty funny stuff. http://gingerhaze.tumblr.com/tagged/Pokeymans |
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Sir T
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Thats something that would definitely make me afraid of the ground.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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pxib
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With infinitessimal air resistence, and no obvious visual cues from the ground, jumping off of that step feels like achieving weightlessness... except that the balloon flies away above you.
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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The CRAZIEST man alive. You have to be off a little in the head to even consider jumping from near space to earth.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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