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on: October 10, 2006, 06:34:59 PM

I won't link to it, but there is now a live porn series called "Whorecraft" or "Whores of Warcraft".

Yeah.

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Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 06:36:42 PM

I bet the site is dying a thousand deaths right now.

Not that I Googled it or anything.

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Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 06:51:27 PM




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Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 07:07:13 PM

That gave me a good laugh. I'm surprised there were "real adult film stars" in the series.

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Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 09:08:26 AM

Oh.

It's like it takes place in the Warcraft world.

I was hoping it would be reality stories of people playing World of Warcraft who end up in sexy situations!


(Hey, they actually got real models.  That one girl's not bad.  Lose the funky ears and I'd hit it.)

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Reply #5 on: October 11, 2006, 11:27:07 AM

$8 bucks US? For like 6 dollars more I can play a month of REAL WoW and possible encounter such an erotic situation!
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Reply #6 on: October 11, 2006, 11:43:06 AM

Yet more proof that humans are broken.  THANKS, INTERNETS!

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Reply #7 on: October 11, 2006, 11:46:40 AM

Drop the bombs already, we need to start over.

Oh, I forgot. The internet was designed to survive a nuclear war. We are really screwed!
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Reply #8 on: October 11, 2006, 11:49:37 AM

Judging by the mild reactions, I assume no one has seen the "orc" guy?  There is a worksafe pic on Joystiq, I believe.  You know, if you have a vast and morbid curiosity.

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Reply #9 on: October 11, 2006, 11:50:04 AM

$8 bucks US? For like 6 dollars more I can play a month of REAL WoW and possible encounter such an erotic situation!

The boobies in WoW have fewer polys.

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Reply #10 on: October 11, 2006, 11:52:31 AM

Is the orc guy supposed to be one of the two people who look like they are from the ministry of silly walks?
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Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 12:00:13 PM

I'm sorry, it was actually Kotaku.


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Reply #12 on: October 11, 2006, 12:06:37 PM

What are the stats on the Adidas sandals?

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Reply #13 on: October 11, 2006, 12:41:48 PM

Judging by the mild reactions, I assume no one has seen the "orc" guy? 

Just wait 'til they get some hawt Tauren-on-Gnome action going....

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Reply #14 on: October 11, 2006, 12:43:06 PM

I'm fairly surprised they did not do more body paint on the "night elves."

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Reply #15 on: October 11, 2006, 04:58:04 PM

looks at pic of "orc guy"
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Reply #16 on: October 12, 2006, 01:59:23 AM

Won't get fooled again.  I ain't going looking.


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Reply #17 on: October 12, 2006, 12:51:48 PM

There's boobies, Ironwood! BOOBIES!
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Reply #18 on: October 12, 2006, 01:23:58 PM

On the orc guy.

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Reply #19 on: October 13, 2006, 08:13:36 AM

Please tell me that the orc guy doesn't actually bang the elf girl in hardcore, flimsy cam.

/shudder

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Reply #20 on: October 13, 2006, 08:28:56 AM

Oh he does and they slow mo that ring of gravitational fat around his waist moving in all its wave like glory.
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Reply #21 on: October 13, 2006, 09:42:59 AM

What are the stats on the Adidas sandals?

I am guessing they give a huge charisma penalty.

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Reply #22 on: October 17, 2006, 12:46:51 PM

What are the stats on the Adidas sandals?

I am guessing they give a huge charisma penalty.

I'm just trying to figure out which ones they are!

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Reply #23 on: October 17, 2006, 01:59:29 PM

Why, they are Ravager's Sandals of course. Giggity giggity, giggity.

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