rattran
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I normally don't find the 'image with text' thing very funny, but this one got me.  |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I normally don't find the 'image with text' thing very funny, but this one got me.  agreed. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sand
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The worst thing I ever sort of inadvertently did to our cat was to loop the ribbon of a helium balloon around her hind leg. She'd been batting at it all night around where I was trying to work and it was finally getting on my nerves so I guess I was thinking, "Ok, so here you go then". She walked off haughtily and then noticed the balloon was following. A bit more, then a look back at it. Then a kind of "I'm being stealthy" move and the balloon still followed. Some gear turned in her head at that point and she took off at full tilt, like that water cat. Of course the balloon followed at the same speed. She went up and down the stairs about eight times as fast as I've ever seen any animal move under any circumstances, and finally dived into the closet and hid under some boxes. With the balloon hovering menacingly above her. I felt really bad but...it was also gut-splittingly funny to watch.
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Sky
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I did the balloon thing to the library cat, years ago. It was just a clip-on, which I attached to her collar. She was very accommodating, so she just glared at it.
Then I flicked it....you see, it was a 'musical' balloon that played Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy.' She tore off running, paused at the threshold and looked back...to see the singing balloon floating toward her, menacingly.
We found the balloon in the magazine storage room, and the cat the next day.
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Furiously
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I still have horrid feelings about Schmoo once playing with a plastic sack.
He batted it for about 10 minutes, crawled in it and was having a really good time. Somehow got his neck into the handle.... Then went into a crazy spinning move to get it off of him, he took off at an insane speed in circles and slammed himself into a cabinet.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I still have horrid feelings about Schmoo once playing with a plastic sack.
He batted it for about 10 minutes, crawled in it and was having a really good time. Somehow got his neck into the handle.... Then went into a crazy spinning move to get it off of him, he took off at an insane speed in circles and slammed himself into a cabinet.
Piece of scotch tape right behind the scruff is hours of enjoyment and cruelty. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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rk47
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 good thing that wasn't a dynamite. |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sand
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That is the funniest thing I have seen in this thread! Weiner dog running with roman candle! |
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Bunk
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The best part being, if you look really close, it looks like he actually veers off sideways with the recoil on each shot.
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Lantyssa
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I think he's jumping away from it more than it causing recoil.
That's hilarious.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Der Helm
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Sand
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I hate fedex.
They kept delivering to our back door at home (using the alley behind the house) and since we dont go in the backyard all that much we would have packages get screwed up after sitting out in the rain or something.
First we put a sign on the rear fence gate saying, "We do not accept deliveries at the back door. Please use the front."
That did nothing.
SO I changed the sign to read, "WARNING- Pit Bull dog may be loose in backyard. Home owner is a gun nut and shoots trespassers."
The neighbors actually got a hoot out of it. Havent had any delivery issues since then.
(Disclaimer- we dont own a pit bull nor am I a gun nut.)
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01101010
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First we put a sign on the rear fence gate saying, "We do not accept deliveries at the back door. Please use the front."
That did nothing.
Anyone else see the humor in this, or am I just a bastard. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Sodomites, please use back entrance.
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Count Nerfedalot
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Yes, I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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« Last Edit: August 19, 2011, 10:34:42 AM by Threash »
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I am the .00000001428%
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I like how "youcanthazwireless" isn't secured. |
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MuffinMan
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Threash
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Only funny until you realize he just went into a diabetic seizure. OK, still funny nvm.
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I am the .00000001428%
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Sand
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The fact that his owners allowed him to get like that and are jeopardizing his health, kills the funny for me.  (Waits for incoming "its not their fault he has a glandular problem" crowd.) |
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Abagadro
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This is begging for some Yakety Sax. |
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That one got me. |
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Mrbloodworth
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OMG, that looks like my cat! |
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Ah shit. That one got a loud belly laugh from me in a crowded meeting room. Well done. |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Tebonas
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OMG, that looks like my cat!
I hope you mean the coat pattern and not the fact that the cat is kept morbidly obese. |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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luckton
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Mrbloodworth
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OMG, that looks like my cat!
I hope you mean the coat pattern and not the fact that the cat is kept morbidly obese. Coat pattern, ours is a heifer, bit not THAT round. |
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Sand
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I would wear that t-shirt. The smugness is awesome! |
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Threash
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Stealing your sleigh like a boss  |
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