Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Are u ronery for your maimed husband's partial corpse?
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Mrbloodworth
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If it doesn't have the grope function, its not a good replacement for a man.
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Paelos
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That makes me sad.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sand
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Because you're ronery?
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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OK, good post. I laughed a bit.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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Because you're ronery?
Haha, no because it's just so pathetic. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Now if they could make a pillow like that, but the other arm comes around and holds a stuffed knife to your throat... I'd buy 10 for special gift occasions!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Now if they could make a pillow like that, but the other arm comes around and holds a stuffed knife to your throat... I'd buy 10 for special gift occasions!
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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MuffinMan
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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 Got me with that one.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Those sandbox criminal games were liars.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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K9
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Michelle Bachmann eating a Bratwurst  |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Michelle Bachmann eating a Bratwurst  That shit should come with a disclaimer... Cannot be unseen... |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Lantyssa
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Square nails.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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And it's a corn dog.
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Mrbloodworth
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You sure its not deep fried butter?
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?! It is a horrible image filled with terror and peril at every glimpse and should be purged from the earth and time itself.
of course, the puzzling part is the guy in the lower left staring at her with those schizophrenic eyes.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Slyfeind
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of course, the puzzling part is the guy in the lower left staring at her with those schizophrenic eyes. He's all "  ". |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Ginaz
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WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?! It is a horrible image filled with terror and peril at every glimpse and should be purged from the earth and time itself.
of course, the puzzling part is the guy in the lower left staring at her with those schizophrenic eyes.
Shut up, you'd still do her. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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*cheers Evil Elvis*
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Top one still looks like it is be dragged across the floor... the back feet just do not seem right. The bottom one looks like it should... the arch of the back is more in the center and the feet on the back legs are more under the body.
That said, they are both funny and that white cat is purty.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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MuffinMan
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I think the white cat is going to give me nightmares.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Ingmar
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It would be a lot less creepy if you could see the details of its eyes instead of BLACK ALIEN EYE SOCKETS.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Eww yeah. As soon as it starts moving to the left, it starts looking a lot like a grey. Creepy as hell.
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Count Nerfedalot
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It would be a lot less creepy if you could see the details of its eyes instead of BLACK ALIEN EYE SOCKETS.
That IS the details of its eyes! |
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Chimpy
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The water cat is awesome. Especially how it freaks out when its head gets damp and the flailing causes it to fall in all the way.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Bunk
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I like that it doesn't just stop once clear of the water - nope, he's going as far as he can, as fast as he can.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I like that it doesn't just stop once clear of the water - nope, he's going as far as he can, as fast as he can.
Find a happy place... find a happy place! You damn well KNOW the cat spent the next 6 hours licking himself dry, shivering in a dark corner somewhere, plotting... edit: mind is too fast for my typing and proofreading .... |
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« Last Edit: August 16, 2011, 07:17:40 AM by 01101010 »
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Lantyssa
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I think it's horrible, but I can't stop watching the cat in the tub.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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So was that person filming themself taking a bath or what?
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I don't really want to think too hard about that.
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Khaldun
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The worst thing I ever sort of inadvertently did to our cat was to loop the ribbon of a helium balloon around her hind leg. She'd been batting at it all night around where I was trying to work and it was finally getting on my nerves so I guess I was thinking, "Ok, so here you go then". She walked off haughtily and then noticed the balloon was following. A bit more, then a look back at it. Then a kind of "I'm being stealthy" move and the balloon still followed. Some gear turned in her head at that point and she took off at full tilt, like that water cat. Of course the balloon followed at the same speed. She went up and down the stairs about eight times as fast as I've ever seen any animal move under any circumstances, and finally dived into the closet and hid under some boxes. With the balloon hovering menacingly above her. I felt really bad but...it was also gut-splittingly funny to watch.
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