Funny picture thread

[NiX]

That scantron card would work if there weren't so many differences between when he wrote his name, student ID # and shaded in the letters.

Or the fact that the teacher wrote a mark on a fucking scantron card.

[Teleku]

Or the fact that the teacher wrote a mark on a fucking scantron card.

Errr, what's weird about that?

[Nebu]

I gave an quiz a few years back where, in the instructions for the quiz written at the top of the page, I explained that the answer for all 10 questions was "A". 

The high score was a 7.

Students neither read nor follow instructions.

[NiX]

Errr, what's weird about that?

The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card.

[Teleku]

Errr, what's weird about that?

The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card.

Almost every single teacher I ever had in college and high school wrote the scores at the top of the scantron before they passed them back.

[Samwise]

I've seen a lot of bullshit in my time and I can tell by that note that it's bullshit.

Not least by the assertion that the student chose C in an obvious attempt to get lucky with at least a quarter of the answers when they were under the misconception that there were five choices. I think Professor William Turner needs remedial arithmetic lessons.

Professor William Turner is teaching Intro to Communications 101.  I think that goes without saying.

[Abagadro]

Errr, what's weird about that?

The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card.

They don't all do that.  Ours would just print a report. If you wanted to hand back the test sheet with a score on it you had to write it manually on the sheet.

[Nebu]

The whole point of scantron is to speed up the marking process by making it automatic. The computer actually shows when there's a wrong answer and prints the score on the top of the card.

The more important point is that the scantron software also contains a host of statistical stuff.  It allows you to evaluate not only the class but also the quality of your exam questions.

[Lantyssa]

I gave an quiz a few years back where, in the instructions for the quiz written at the top of the page, I explained that the answer for all 10 questions was "A". 

The high score was a 7.

Students neither read nor follow instructions.

Hahaha.  Did it teach any of them to start reading the directions?

If I ever get back into teaching, I think I'm going to use this for the second or third quiz.

[Aez]

[Ironwood]

There was a variation on that scam that my mother did every year with a new class :

Exam has around 30 rules on the Front.  First rule is 'read the fucking instructions:  All of them'

Last rule is 'hand this paper in uncompleted to get full marks'.

Only one student in about every 3 years would hand that shit in in around 5 minutes.  I remember being told that the rest of the class were catcalling the first poor wee lassie for 'giving up early.'

 

[Der Helm]

There was a variation on that scam that my mother did every year with a new class :

Exam has around 30 rules on the Front.  First rule is 'read the fucking instructions:  All of them'

Last rule is 'hand this paper in uncompleted to get full marks'.

Only one student in about every 3 years would hand that shit in in around 5 minutes.  I remember being told that the rest of the class were catcalling the first poor wee lassie for 'giving up early.'

 

I WILL do that. 

[IainC]

[Teleku]

There was a variation on that scam that my mother did every year with a new class :

Exam has around 30 rules on the Front.  First rule is 'read the fucking instructions:  All of them'

Last rule is 'hand this paper in uncompleted to get full marks'.

Only one student in about every 3 years would hand that shit in in around 5 minutes.  I remember being told that the rest of the class were catcalling the first poor wee lassie for 'giving up early.'

 

Yeah, I think that's a standard test that's passed around in California around 4th grade.  I went to school in two different towns that grade (due to family moving) and my teacher gave us that exact same test in both schools.

I did it correctly (both times  ).

[IainC]

[MrHat]

hahah.

[Sky]

[Nonentity]

I took this one myself, at a 7-11 down the street from where I work in Los Angeles.

[Jherad]

That cannot be for real....

http://barackobamawater.com/

[rask]

Look! The first black man has been elected been elected president of the US. Let's make a quick buck. Here, put his mug on everything from plates to coins to bottled water and sell it all to morons!

[rask]

bah...dp

[LK]

Look! The first black man has been elected been elected president of the US. Let's make a quick buck. Here, put his mug on everything from plates to coins to bottled water and sell it all to morons!

Morons are a good source of income. They are the one renewable resource this planet will never run out of barring nuclear holocaust.

[Righ]

Even then, you just end up with badly dressed morons living in shanty towns. I've played Fallout.

[rk47]

[BoatApe]

I took this one myself, at a 7-11 down the street from where I work in Los Angeles.

Commerative?

[Engels]

they couldn't fit the extra sillables in mang

[TheWalrus]

I was starting to get worried that everyone had missed it while I was scrolling down. Thank you Boatape!

[Signe]

Did they squeeze that water out of him?  owowow!

[apocrypha]

Did they squeeze that water out of him?  owowow!

I think you mean ewewewew!

[IainC]

[photek]

Best. Rageguy. Ever.

[Mrbloodworth]

[photek]

Thats genius!!! 

[ShenMolo]

[Xerapis]

That is officially TOO gay.