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So Google's finally become sentient and is trying to learn humor? I suppose we're lucky that's all it came up with, given the morass of what passes for humor on most of the internet. |
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Here you see the current state of automation. It's all fun and games for now.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tale
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Rasix
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Yegolev
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Winner.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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« Last Edit: August 21, 2014, 08:00:29 AM by K9 »
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Venkman
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So Google's finally become sentient and is trying to learn humor? I suppose we're lucky that's all it came up with, given the morass of what passes for humor on most of the internet. Ha yea. All those sci fi horror stories got it wrong. The AI sentience event wasn't missiles flying after all. May be old:  |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Fox News vs Kids in the Hall
That first comparison vs bruce....I can't unsee it, it's too good. |
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Megrim
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So Google's finally become sentient and is trying to learn humor? I suppose we're lucky that's all it came up with, given the morass of what passes for humor on most of the internet. Ha yea. All those sci fi horror stories got it wrong. The AI sentience event wasn't missiles flying after all. May be old: |
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Ironwood
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Cyrrex
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I got nothing
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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Explain, plz.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Merusk
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Replaced animu dating sim 'post coitus' picture with 2 a-10s. Line changed from -chan character orgasm dialog to onomatopoeia of the A-10 nose gun as a play on "fucking kill you"
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DraconianOne
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Venkman
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Explain, plz. Replaced animu dating sim 'post coitus' picture with 2 a-10s. Line changed from -chan character orgasm dialog to onomatopoeia of the A-10 nose gun as a play on "fucking kill you"
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Lakov_Sanite
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Onii-chan is an affectionate term for "brother" in Japanese by the way.
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Merusk
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Explain, plz. Replaced animu dating sim 'post coitus' picture with 2 a-10s. Line changed from -chan character orgasm dialog to onomatopoeia of the A-10 nose gun as a play on "fucking kill you"
an "explanation"?! It doesn't help that it wasn't funny, but yes. |
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Megrim
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Oh, ouch.
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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rk47
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 Am I cute now uguu.  Beware, A-10 is a trap, she has a stick on her cockpit. |
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Venkman
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Ha, what? Did I get burned? |
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Rendakor
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No, Megrim did.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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I'm a big fan of /r/polandball.
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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That nuclear plant, it's just like...right there.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Stormwaltz
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Beware, A-10 is a trap, she has a stick on her cockpit. fuck already had beer in this keyboard just spit more goddamn it rk |
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PalmTrees
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Is his number really zero, or was that shopped?
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Tale
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Draegan
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I like the new one. Heh.
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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