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Shannow
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Reply #12705 on: June 24, 2014, 01:41:14 PM

If I don't get a picture in here in the next 24 hours of QEII and the Iron Throne with a funny caption I will be bitterly, BITTERLY disappointed in the internet.


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Tannhauser
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Reply #12706 on: June 24, 2014, 02:30:39 PM



QE:  Tell me son, have you heard of House Tudor, Lancaster, or York?
Man:  Only from the history books your highness.
QE:  Exactly.
Rendakor
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Reply #12707 on: June 24, 2014, 03:17:30 PM

What's the joke?

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Tale
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Reply #12708 on: June 24, 2014, 03:20:06 PM

Very good, Tannhauser.
Shannow
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Reply #12709 on: June 24, 2014, 03:57:48 PM


Someone liked something? Who the fuzzy fuck was this heretic? You don't come to this website and enjoy something. Fuck that. ~ The Walrus
Merusk
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Reply #12710 on: June 24, 2014, 05:55:21 PM

Does that mean Charles is going to end her on the shitter with a crossbow?

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Ironwood
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Reply #12711 on: June 25, 2014, 12:53:26 AM

It's probably the only way he gets the throne, yeah.

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apocrypha
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Reply #12712 on: June 25, 2014, 02:10:02 AM


"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Reply #12713 on: June 25, 2014, 03:04:23 AM

HA!  Took me about 20 seconds, but finally got it.

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Merusk
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Reply #12714 on: June 25, 2014, 04:21:46 AM

Yep. Kind of a throwback but still amusing.

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Venkman
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Reply #12715 on: June 25, 2014, 06:08:34 PM

That was awesome.

And Skin Game was pretty good too smiley
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Reply #12716 on: June 26, 2014, 12:03:00 PM

For the gun lovers here:


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Reply #12717 on: June 26, 2014, 12:11:28 PM

A mini Gunblade!
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Reply #12718 on: June 27, 2014, 12:05:51 AM

I think it needs a bigger scope.

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disKret
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Reply #12719 on: June 27, 2014, 12:09:40 AM

I think it needs a bigger scope.

Laser sight.
Nerf
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Reply #12720 on: June 27, 2014, 12:40:22 AM

I think it needs a bigger scope.

Laser sight.

It's an unmagnified red dot optic actually, so scope is a whole hell of a lot closer than laser sight, which is about as correct as saying it's a possum.
They're actually amazing optics for fast target acquisition at short-mid range.  Inside 100 yards tho, red dots and holosights are a great choice.
Now, back to you trying to be smart.
disKret
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Reply #12721 on: June 27, 2014, 01:15:42 AM

I think it needs a bigger scope.

Laser sight.

It's an unmagnified red dot optic actually, so scope is a whole hell of a lot closer than laser sight, which is about as correct as saying it's a possum.
They're actually amazing optics for fast target acquisition at short-mid range.  Inside 100 yards tho, red dots and holosights are a great choice.
Now, back to you trying to be smart.

I'm not an expert but this one can be used only for short distance - its faster to see a dot on target from a few meters than looking through the scope to see a red dot.
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Reply #12722 on: June 27, 2014, 01:38:53 AM

I think it needs a bigger scope.

Laser sight.

It's an unmagnified red dot optic actually, so scope is a whole hell of a lot closer than laser sight, which is about as correct as saying it's a possum.
They're actually amazing optics for fast target acquisition at short-mid range.  Inside 100 yards tho, red dots and holosights are a great choice.
Now, back to you trying to be smart.

I'm not an expert but this one can be used only for short distance - its faster to see a dot on target from a few meters than looking through the scope to see a red dot.

You're absolutely right, you're not an expert.  Or a novice, apparently.  Are you a possum??
disKret
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Reply #12723 on: June 27, 2014, 01:56:48 AM

You're absolutely right, you're not an expert.  Or a novice, apparently.  Are you a possum??

Wtf are You talking about. I said that that this thing could use more from laser sight than any kind of scop, You jump on me with some Aimpoint product overview and now trying to disprove statement I never used?
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Reply #12724 on: June 27, 2014, 05:27:14 AM

I think it needs a bigger scope.

Laser sight.

It's an unmagnified red dot optic actually, so scope is a whole hell of a lot closer than laser sight, which is about as correct as saying it's a possum.
They're actually amazing optics for fast target acquisition at short-mid range.  Inside 100 yards tho, red dots and holosights are a great choice.
Now, back to you trying to be smart.

I'm not an expert but this one can be used only for short distance - its faster to see a dot on target from a few meters than looking through the scope to see a red dot.

You're absolutely right, you're not an expert.  Or a novice, apparently.  Are you a possum??

You're really giving someone shit about an attempted joke about a joke gun?  Really?  What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Reply #12725 on: June 27, 2014, 07:18:04 AM

Just when I think the old F13 spunk has dissipated into the internets....

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Reply #12726 on: June 27, 2014, 07:18:44 AM

It's Nerf at about half impulse.

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Reply #12727 on: June 27, 2014, 07:32:00 AM


~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Reply #12728 on: June 27, 2014, 08:34:59 AM

Wouldn't you have to be really close up to stab someone with your gun?

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Reply #12729 on: June 27, 2014, 08:36:08 AM

Just when I think the old F13 spunk has dissipated into the internets....

Ew

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Reply #12730 on: June 27, 2014, 08:59:26 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Khaldun
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Reply #12731 on: June 27, 2014, 12:06:32 PM

What caliber are those two guns she's waving around? Can fingers take laser sights, or do they require scopes?
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Reply #12732 on: June 27, 2014, 12:14:24 PM

I don't know, but I'll talk to my lawyer about it.
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Reply #12733 on: June 27, 2014, 12:15:00 PM

And now, back to Nerf with overly aggressive irrelevant commentary. Nerf?

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Bunk
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Reply #12734 on: June 27, 2014, 12:59:15 PM

I triggered a Nerf posting, I'm satisfied.


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Reply #12735 on: June 27, 2014, 01:28:59 PM

Very precise work.  Bunk brought out the ol' f13 spunk.
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Reply #12736 on: June 27, 2014, 02:45:35 PM

Wouldn't you have to be really close up to stab someone with your gun?

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Reply #12737 on: June 27, 2014, 02:47:51 PM

Gun people are nutty aggressive about inaccurate statements made regarding gun accessories? Nawwww.

On an unrelated topic, a picture that encapsulates my thoughts on tatoos that were popular for a while.


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Reply #12738 on: June 27, 2014, 05:07:21 PM

Wouldn't you have to be really close up to stab someone with your gun?

With a gun like that, you won't be hitting much from more than 20m, if that, so having a knife thingy could be a benefit if you really suck. 

I hate shooting a pistol because unless you shoot it a lot you will suck.  Which is weird because I've only used mortars and anti-tank weapons a few times over the years yet each time I was very accurate.  First time using a mortar I dropped them all right on top of the burnt out vehicle I was told to aim for. Woot!
« Last Edit: June 27, 2014, 05:12:05 PM by Ginaz »
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Reply #12739 on: June 28, 2014, 06:16:00 PM


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