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Raging Turtle
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Reply #10290 on: March 10, 2013, 07:08:41 PM



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Reply #10291 on: March 10, 2013, 07:16:09 PM

is that crossbred polar dog real?

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Reply #10292 on: March 10, 2013, 07:43:31 PM

If it is its sterile. Mules are crosses between donkeys and horses, so cross species does happen, but they have to be SOMEWHAT compatible. They are always sterile though

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Reply #10293 on: March 10, 2013, 08:29:05 PM

Ran across the original for the dog and bear earlier, sadly they do not have an offspring (yet?!).

Here's the dog and polar bear playing video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-Nyt4Bmi8

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Reply #10294 on: March 12, 2013, 12:26:08 PM

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Reply #10295 on: March 12, 2013, 12:44:59 PM

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Reply #10296 on: March 12, 2013, 01:52:26 PM

Profile picture thief!

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Reply #10297 on: March 12, 2013, 02:17:44 PM

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Reply #10298 on: March 12, 2013, 02:23:02 PM

They forgot "Doc."

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Reply #10299 on: March 12, 2013, 04:01:30 PM

I'd have gone with "happy".
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Reply #10300 on: March 12, 2013, 04:18:38 PM

I would think it's a no win situation

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Reply #10301 on: March 12, 2013, 06:07:43 PM

They answered correctly.

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Reply #10302 on: March 12, 2013, 08:45:35 PM

They answered correctly.

SURVEY SAID...

"No Response" = 100

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Reply #10303 on: March 13, 2013, 09:19:20 AM

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Reply #10304 on: March 13, 2013, 10:00:08 AM

What's wrong with Bashful ?

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Reply #10305 on: March 13, 2013, 10:10:03 AM

What's wrong with Bashful ?

You must be married to a reasonable woman.  Consider yourself lucky.

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Reply #10306 on: March 13, 2013, 10:20:36 AM

What's wrong with Bashful ?


There's an easy way to find out.

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Reply #10307 on: March 13, 2013, 12:15:09 PM

Doc, Happy and Bashful are all safe choices, even if she's slightly unreasonable.  Happy can be a bragging part on your end at the very least and gives her an opportunity to cut you down.

Refusal to answer just means you immediately went to "Grumpy" or "Dopey" and are in trouble for the refusal to answer.

If you're married to a shrew, you can't win. Even by staying silent. They'll twist it in to a reason to be angry.  I know, I'm a shrewish husband.

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Reply #10308 on: March 13, 2013, 12:21:18 PM

"You remind me of a doctor when we're in bed, honey.  Clinical and sterile."  I don't know if I'd like that compliment.  Maybe you meant that in a "Oh my... she put on the rubber gloves.  Time for me to bend over" way.  Which also doesn't sound so nice.  Maybe I'm just being unreasonable. 

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Reply #10309 on: March 13, 2013, 12:48:04 PM

"You remind me of a doctor when we're in bed, honey."

Your instruments are cold!
You don't listen to anything I say!
You always guess the wrong cause for my symptoms!
You keep sticking your finger in my ass!
You made me wait too long!
Your bills are outrageous!
What's with the white coat?

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Reply #10310 on: March 13, 2013, 12:53:41 PM

Sorry, was saying Doc based on personal experiences.

You guys act like you've never played Doctor!  awesome, for real

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Reply #10311 on: March 13, 2013, 12:57:37 PM

You just don't compare your wife to anything with the word "dwarf" in it.
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Reply #10312 on: March 13, 2013, 01:42:21 PM

You just don't compare your wife to anything with the word "dwarf" in it.

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Reply #10313 on: March 13, 2013, 01:45:35 PM

Your beauty dwarfs all others?

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Reply #10314 on: March 13, 2013, 01:46:31 PM

You just don't compare your wife to anything with the word "dwarf" in it.

When you say it like that, it seems much more reasonable.

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Reply #10315 on: March 13, 2013, 01:50:13 PM

Aren't all the Scotch women dwarves?
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Reply #10316 on: March 13, 2013, 04:42:46 PM

Profile picture thief!

But mine has ice cream  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #10317 on: March 13, 2013, 07:19:10 PM


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Reply #10318 on: March 13, 2013, 07:21:13 PM


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Reply #10319 on: March 13, 2013, 07:24:35 PM

Sorry, was saying Doc based on personal experiences.

You guys act like you've never played Doctor!  awesome, for real
I thought that was more of a this guy looks legit kind of thing.

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Reply #10320 on: March 13, 2013, 09:45:03 PM

« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 09:47:00 PM by Sir T »

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Reply #10321 on: March 13, 2013, 10:05:39 PM

Is it really St Bloodworth Day already? Damn, time flies.

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Reply #10322 on: March 13, 2013, 11:11:22 PM



When I lived in South America, all the milk was bagged.

The dairy cattle were hours away, and the bags of milk were transported on open flatbed trucks through the mountains and then the desert.

I caught brucellosis and was horribly sick for weeks.
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Reply #10323 on: March 14, 2013, 04:31:56 AM

You don't have bagged milk in the states? Always thought that was just a regular way to sell it.
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Reply #10324 on: March 14, 2013, 05:14:19 AM

There is nothing regular about bagged liquids of any kind.  What advantage could there possibly be?  I honestly cannot think of a single thing.

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