Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Chimpy
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And Yeg's picture emporium comes to the rescue!
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Ironwood
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Er, What ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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There's a Meth campaign in America, that may not translate across the pond.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Er, What ?
Eating a watermelon seed has the chance that it will spout and start growing in your body - the story you tell little ones so they don't question why you spit them out. IIRC. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Typhon
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If you swallow a watermelon seeds it will grow in your belly. Maybe this is a conversation that only US children have.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Only some US children I suspect, I didn't hear that one. And I haven't seen that meth campaign either.
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Paelos
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Man those meth things are all over Georgia. Ok, noted. Too regional!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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It's a pretty common tale. I never actually heard it though I've read it several times in novels or whatnot.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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SurfD
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Something fishy going on with that bananna. I mean, if I waved an unpeeled bananna like that around as much as she did, I would be picking it up off the floor long before I got it anywhere near my mouth.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Nevermore
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Depends on how ripe it is.
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Over and out.
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Venkman
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If you swallow a watermelon seeds it will grow in your belly. Maybe this is a conversation that only US children have.
At first I read that as "watermellon shoes" which if you mouth it looks like "i love you" to lip readers. Which could make that picture have a very different message  |
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Viin
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How do you know that?  |
- Viin
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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JWIV
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Was tempted to post this in the cat thread instead, but I don't want to risk it devolving into cheezburger land  |
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Der Helm
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The elephant disguised as a horse almost killed me.  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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 edit: yeah... it is kinda hard to read, but that was the only pic. |
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« Last Edit: January 09, 2013, 07:00:26 AM by 01101010 »
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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That felt like an eye exam. I passed!
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Man those meth things are all over Georgia. Ok, noted. Too regional!
Sometimes this place sucks. I wish there was money in Alabama. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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You're really looking to move on up there. Why not wish for Louisiana or Mississippi while you're at it?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Rishathra
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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Nebu
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Read the caption and look closely at the faces of the men in front of her.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Yegolev
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You're really looking to move on up there. Why not wish for Louisiana or Mississippi while you're at it?
Mostly because Alabama is closer. I could conceivably move there now with only some impact. My wife's commute would be horrible, though, and I'd have to find a school for my son. When I grow up, I'm moving someplace where people aren't. What am I missing?
Tickets for the new Vegas show Black Man Group have been sold out for months. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Draegan
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I took this the other day at a red light:  |
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Rishathra
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Shit. I totally thought it was just two bald black dudes.
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"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Did you stare at the picture trying to figure it out for 5 minutes?
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Pfft, we give up quick round here.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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TheWalrus
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I took this the other day at a red light: Baby Jesus grows faster in a greenhouse, duh. |
vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Rishathra
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Did you stare at the picture trying to figure it out for 5 minutes?
Nah, just for about ten seconds, then I saw it was from rk47 and thought, 'ah, that explains it.' |
"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
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Yegolev
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Got a chuckle. Good post, would read again.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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