Yegolev
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I know I'm not supposed to critique the laser guided scissors, but come the fuck on. First, how exactly does the laser bend on the paper to create the straight line all the way to the other side? And also, doesn't the pumping action from the thumb totally ruin your straight line anyway? Fuck!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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calapine
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Signe
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Segoris
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calapine
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 That looks very painful... Also, Hi Segoris! Long time no see!  |
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DraconianOne
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This should keep the kids away:  (A tasteless/seasonal one for the UK folks)  |
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Trippy
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Yowch!
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Mattemeo
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That looks very painful...
I'm honestly more amazed at how that pool ice isn't even dented. 150lb man in free fall, you'd expect some cracking at least. That's seriously solid. Unlike his pelvis. |
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Nightblade
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I found this when food hunting during Sandy's famous blackout(s)
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Rendakor
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Ratman_tf
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I"m assuming that the gif pixelation is what's making it look like that's guy's ass is on fire. |
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Rendakor
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I didn't even notice that, just that two guys were doing Gangnam Style in the middle of a hurricane on the news.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Abagadro
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That's funnier that it has any right to be.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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rk47
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« Last Edit: November 01, 2012, 01:25:54 AM by rk47 »
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Signe
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It's too early to laugh this hard! I haven't even had my coffee. Already sent to my cousin Erika's FB page which I bombard with every gangnam style anything I find. There must be hundreds so far!  Oh and Nightblade... how do you eat food off the internet? Do you have a 3D printer or something? |
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calapine
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 Bit worried this might be a Bloodworth, but can relate to it just all too well... |
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Segoris
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Bit worried this might be a Bloodworth, but can relate to it just all too well...
That pic hits too close to home.... and hi back at you cala! |
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I found prozac helps with it somewhat.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Bzalthek
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I'd be more than happy with just the "Do things" . It's the "See people" that gets me. I'm going to start shooting fuckers driving while yakking on their cell phones too.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Nightblade
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« Last Edit: November 01, 2012, 06:10:34 PM by Nightblade »
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Moving on from nsfw bizarre to giant bloodworth.
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Paelos
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So is RK47 a sadist, or do we just completely miss on funny?
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Nebu
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So is RK47 a sadist, or do we just completely miss on funny?
e) All of the above. My post-Halloween contribution.  |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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What? That Pac Man one was pretty funny. Or did I miss the line for the masingale bandwagon?
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Venkman
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The SMBC one is not new but I hadn't seen it here yet. Do we assume everyone reads it and therefore it's a BW like an XVCD? or has it been posted? I r dum. What am I missing? |
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Ingmar
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The SMBC one is not new but I hadn't seen it here yet. Do we assume everyone reads it and therefore it's a BW like an XVCD? or has it been posted? I r dum. What am I missing? Parents' noses vs. kids' noses. |
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Trippy
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Stormwaltz
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As a vegetarian of 20+ years, I have to say... WTF is all that garbage?
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