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Rishathra
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Reply #4900 on: May 01, 2014, 10:21:48 AM

...

Oh, shit.

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Reply #4901 on: May 01, 2014, 10:33:49 AM

Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?

Didn't see it at all until you mentioned it. 

That's hilarious.

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Reply #4902 on: May 01, 2014, 11:13:05 AM

teehee

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Reply #4903 on: May 01, 2014, 12:48:41 PM

FROWN

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Reply #4904 on: May 01, 2014, 03:27:13 PM

I thought it was a tree  ACK!

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Reply #4905 on: May 01, 2014, 03:36:59 PM

Immediately.  Probably because I scroll wheel slowly through the forums and he's the first thing I saw.  I imagine if the picture was spoilered and I saw it all at once I might have bee a lil distracted.  Cause damn.

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Reply #4906 on: May 01, 2014, 04:00:14 PM

Engels didn't photoshop that. That picture has been around forever, and is typically posted with something stupid like "MAN TEST - how long did it take you to notice godzilla"
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Reply #4907 on: May 01, 2014, 06:52:58 PM

Shit, totally didn't see that either.

I did see the guy behind the girl get nabbed for staring, by his girl (she looks like she's literally mid-turn-to-glare) awesome, for real

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Reply #4908 on: May 01, 2014, 09:54:15 PM



I didn't notice the big green dude either till you mentioned it...

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Reply #4909 on: May 02, 2014, 05:52:28 AM


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Reply #4910 on: May 02, 2014, 09:25:22 AM

Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?

You had to mention it. Otherwise, I never fucking saw it. I kept trying to figure out if that was Ali Larter.

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Reply #4911 on: May 02, 2014, 10:04:04 AM

I saw it, but not immediately.

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Reply #4912 on: May 02, 2014, 01:16:04 PM

Here is a question: How long did it take you to notice the weirdly photoshopped Godzilla in the background of Engels last photo?

You had to mention it. Otherwise, I never fucking saw it. I kept trying to figure out if that was Ali Larter.

It took me two days and only because i came back for that Natalie Dormer gif.
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Reply #4913 on: May 02, 2014, 02:53:17 PM

Engels didn't photoshop that. That picture has been around forever, and is typically posted with something stupid like "MAN TEST - how long did it take you to notice godzilla"

I hope no one was under the impression that I was claiming authorship.

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Reply #4914 on: May 02, 2014, 03:41:04 PM

Slog you son of a bitch.

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Reply #4915 on: May 02, 2014, 03:57:50 PM

I didn't see it but in all fairness it does look like a tree/shrub in the background.
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Reply #4916 on: May 02, 2014, 08:41:42 PM


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Reply #4917 on: May 04, 2014, 08:41:31 PM

(who is that)
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Reply #4918 on: May 05, 2014, 08:30:19 AM

Photographer (Michael Magin) doesnt credit his models. 
I swear, is it like a hobby in Germany to take up artistic nude photography?

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Reply #4919 on: May 05, 2014, 09:10:59 AM

Seems like any bloke would love the job, so why not ?

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Reply #4920 on: May 05, 2014, 03:08:47 PM

Her name is Catherine Prigoda, she has done work in Playboy Russia.


I saw Godzilla pretty quickly. But first I wondered why that unattractive photo of a fully clothed lady was in the thread.


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Reply #4921 on: May 05, 2014, 03:17:28 PM

1000x's more attractive without the makeup. Freckles... *swoon*

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Reply #4922 on: May 07, 2014, 01:29:44 PM

1000x's more attractive without the makeup. Freckles... *swoon*

Ghambit is right, the photographer is Michael Magin. Judging from his Flickr pictures I'd say he shares your appreciation for freckles. (And young attractive women in general...)








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Reply #4923 on: May 08, 2014, 01:35:05 AM

That last one is perfect.

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Reply #4924 on: May 08, 2014, 06:16:12 AM

Unconscious?

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Reply #4925 on: May 08, 2014, 06:38:13 AM

gorgeous.

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Reply #4926 on: May 10, 2014, 07:58:30 AM

I thought this ink was awesome (the scene) and I didn't know where else to put it.



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Reply #4927 on: May 10, 2014, 10:39:52 AM

Those are some beautiful hills and valleys.
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Reply #4928 on: May 10, 2014, 10:53:08 AM

That's an awesomely impractical tattoo.
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Reply #4929 on: May 10, 2014, 10:54:35 AM

I'd say about a foot up.  It is beautiful though.

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Reply #4930 on: May 10, 2014, 10:57:51 AM

Plus, actual bush will grow where it's supposed to given the theme.

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Reply #4931 on: May 11, 2014, 09:39:39 AM

If she gains or loses any weight, those script lines are going to go all janky.

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Reply #4932 on: May 12, 2014, 04:53:40 AM

She'll be fine.  As my friend who is currently living & working in China has informed me (spoilered for size)

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Reply #4933 on: May 12, 2014, 05:38:30 AM

No tentacles.

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Reply #4934 on: May 12, 2014, 06:09:20 AM

That chart is scarily accurate.

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