Funny picture thread

[Teleku]

[LK]

I didn't think anyone had the balls to try and replicate an Asari's look. Given the terrible look of those models, I was right on the money on why it'd be a stupid idea. Hell.

[Oban]

...but LCDs do not suffer from burn in.

[Furiously]

I was just thinking- don't they mean plasma...

[Pennilenko]

...but LCDs do not suffer from burn in.

They can get a temporary burn in "like" type of image, the dude needs to put a movie on repeat for a week or so and it will work itself out of the screen. I learned that LCDs are not immune to a burn in like effect due to some issues my business has had with some HTPCs that we have installed on LCD TVs. One customer left newegg up on a new samsung led lcd, and when he came back there was sharp lettering still visible on the screen, we rectified it with several hours of movies on repeat. It went away.

[Grimwell]

...but LCDs do not suffer from burn in.

They can get a temporary burn in "like" type of image, the dude needs to put a movie on repeat for a week or so and it will work itself out of the screen. I learned that LCDs are not immune to a burn in like effect due to some issues my business has had with some HTPCs that we have installed on LCD TVs. One customer left newegg up on a new samsung led lcd, and when he came back there was sharp lettering still visible on the screen, we rectified it with several hours of movies on repeat. It went away.

So, when are you picking up the TV?

[schild]

I would've picked that up in a hot 10 minutes.

[kaid]

YA to bad I cannot make that drive. LDC don't screen burn but they do get screen persistance. I have had it happen to my mac at work a few times when the stupid screen saver failes to kick on and so I can see a shadow of my ssh client. Basically as others said play a lot of movies on it or a faster way is to get a pure white background and have it display that for a couple hours. Basically a pure white background will force the stuck LCD to unstick and switch to white and from there after a couple hours everything is fixed and you are good to go.

[Lantyssa]

I didn't think anyone had the balls to try and replicate an Asari's look. Given the terrible look of those models, I was right on the money on why it'd be a stupid idea. Hell.

I love cosplay and that's bad.  Really bad.  Worse than amature bad.  Maybe if they had hired a competent artist to do some air-brushing.

[LK]

Yeah as someone who loves cosplay looking at that picture makes my eyes bleed.

[Mrbloodworth]

[Sky]

 

[01101010]

False. Women do not go get stuff in the back at Home Depot. 

[IainC]

False. Women do not go get stuff in the back at Home Depot. 

Also there is never a run on snow shovels before a blizzard hits.

[Sky]

To be fair, for the first few years I've seen that picture, there's just been a caption about the mother working at Home Depot and it being a snow shovel. The whole story/letter thing is a new addition to the bloodworthing.

[Bzalthek]

Aight, I demand a structured definition to "bloodworthing"  Overuse, especially outside of proper context, shifts the user away from witty and into trendy.  Don't let worthy blood be spilled in vain!

[Samwise]

Verb
to bloodworth (third-person singular simple present bloodworths, present participle bloodworthing, simple past and past participle bloodworthed)

• (transitive) To obliviously repost something that has been posted before.
     Wow, that's like the fifth time that same cat picture has been bloodworthed.
• (transitive) To scramble a thread to incoherence by reposting (see definition 1) or aggressive non sequitur.
     This thread has been so thoroughly bloodworthed I can't even remember what it was supposed to be about.
• (intransitive) To habitually bloodworth threads.
     He's been bloodworthing a lot lately, do you think it might be mad cow?

[Ingmar]

That should go in the wiki.

[LK]

The thought of bloodworthing is what keeps Sky's avatar going.

[Yegolev]

That should go in the wiki.

[Bzalthek]

Thank you, Samwise.  I have structure in my life once again.

[01101010]

next up, LANs!

[Bzalthek]

Wow

[NiX]

HAH!

[Cadaverine]

I think that one probably belongs in the awesome pics thread.  Or some sort of Hall of Fame.  That is just outstanding.

[Ironwood]

OK, I'm going to regret this;

What the fuck is a V-Card ?

I thought it was one of those Exchange Address things ??

[Ingmar]

OK, I'm going to regret this;

What the fuck is a V-Card ?

I thought it was one of those Exchange Address things ??

I had the same thought.

[Samwise]

I think it's a "virtual business card" sort of thing?  I occasionally see them attached to emails from people who think it makes them look important.

[Ingmar]

I think it's a "virtual business card" sort of thing?  I occasionally see them attached to emails from people who think it makes them look important.

I don't think that's the context the young lady was using it in, though. Although that would be pretty funny...

[Trippy]

Given these entries:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20card

I would assume it means the guy at the time was a virgin.

[schild]

Kids shouldn't be allowed to come up with slang.

[Ironwood]

I think it's a "virtual business card" sort of thing?  I occasionally see them attached to emails from people who think it makes them look important.

Yeah, that's what I meant by 'The Exchange Thingy'.

I'm highly technical, you know...

 

[Tarami]

Maybe she's just really into business cards.

[Bzalthek]

Vagina.  At least my assumption.  You'll note she's listing how far she's willing to go with a guy, hand jobs, blow jobs, let him finger her, etc.  I would assume the V-card is an all access pass to her snatch.

[waffel]

"Hey brian, if you cut your hair you're getting a BJ"

What are the chances he actually cuts his hair?