Ingmar
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Its part of a TV show that Lous C.K. did. Its not real, she's an actress in his show.
Someone should post a link to that. Engels's explanation > naked link to a site that most workplaces block. |
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Threash
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The best part was she almost made it sound reasonable.
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rk47
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Miasma
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That's weird, maybe it was going to be targeted at Modern Warfare people and then they just switched the game without changing the rest of the text?
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Paelos
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Maybe people really get off on the adrenaline rush of the Sims?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Ironwood
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Yeah, that got me good. Wife giving me pitying looks. |
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rk47
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Maybe people really get off on the adrenaline rush of the Sims?
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Sjofn
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Maybe people really get off on the adrenaline rush of the Sims?
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Simming is X-TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Also rk47, that picture is hilarious. <3 That's totally the Sims 2, though. ANCIENT HISTORYEDIT: Now I'm not sure, it's been a while since I've actually played the Sims 3. DISREGARD |
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God Save the Horn Players
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Goumindong
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That is wonderful
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Morat20
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Reminds me of the first three of my brother's characters to get deleted on City of Heroes. I don't think he thought of 'Credible Hulk' though.
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K9
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Merusk
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I wish I knew what those sashes said, because I suspect that would make it even funnier.
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Furiously
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I think it says repost from reddit front page.
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Miguel
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Merusk
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Ah, the joys of, "Give it to the intern, they can't possibly fuck this up." Now to contribute:  Catch the name of the dinghy as well. |
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K9
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I don't get it.
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Sky
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Haven't dealt with contractors, eh?
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Ingmar
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I've lost my ability to read cursive at some point, I can't make out the name on the smaller boat.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I've lost my ability to read cursive at some point, I can't make out the name on the smaller boat.
Original Context I believe. That said, fuck cursive. No reason for it anymore. I say this having to deal with study evaluator notes and typing some of them into the database - I'd do better translating Sanskrit than some of this crap. edit: DOH! thanks for the correction. |
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Chimpy
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'Original Contract'
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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IainC
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I'd do better translating sandscript than some of this crap.
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Merusk
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Yes, original contract.
The joke being "This is what I could have afforded based on the competitive bid I did to win the job. But then a change order came through and THIS is what I could afford since I could now rake the client over the coals."
Remember kids, changes after bids are awarded are expensive. Be sure you've got what you want then stick to it.
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Furiously
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Yes, original contract.
The joke being "This is what I could have afforded based on the competitive bid I did to win the job. But then a change order came through and THIS is what I could afford since I could now rake the client over the coals."
Remember kids, changes after bids are awarded are expensive. Be sure you've got what you want then stick to it.
Or is the joke from the buyer's perspective... "This is the boat from the original contract before the engineers put in feature bloat to end up with a yatch."? |
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calapine
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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calapine
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And another one, now that I have so much time, what with B.net being down and all!  |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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And another one, now that I have so much time, what with B.net being down and all!
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K9
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Yes, original contract.
The joke being "This is what I could have afforded based on the competitive bid I did to win the job. But then a change order came through and THIS is what I could afford since I could now rake the client over the coals."
Remember kids, changes after bids are awarded are expensive. Be sure you've got what you want then stick to it.
Thanks for the explanation, I had no idea what 'change order' meant. |
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Change Order/ Original Contract
Catch the name of the dinghy as well.
That's brilliant. |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Jherad
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I find Rachel Maddow seriously hot.
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I had to try that for myself. That's hilarious!  |
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