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Jeff Kelly
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Reply #4130 on: June 10, 2010, 06:35:43 AM

People that wear such huge sunglasses look like giant flys with their bug eyes to me.
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Reply #4131 on: June 10, 2010, 07:27:24 AM

Sunglasses of that nature are to keep the jizz out of your eyes.

...

I'm told.


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Reply #4132 on: June 10, 2010, 07:50:27 AM

People that wear such huge sunglasses look like giant flys with their bug eyes to me.

That's part of my problem with them. The other part was the previously mentioned, "Is she hot? Oh wait, not at all," factor.

Also, too many fat chicks wearing them in combination with the gigantic belt fad that was going around in Atlanta for a while. Like fashion weight belts, blech.

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Reply #4133 on: June 10, 2010, 07:54:41 AM



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Reply #4134 on: June 10, 2010, 11:31:42 AM

I can't tell you how many times I've said to myself "woah!  that girl might be super hot!" only to have her take off her x and be hugely disappointed.  Or pleasantly surprised.  Point is, you're never sure until the x come off.

Find x.

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Reply #4135 on: June 10, 2010, 03:37:55 PM

I can't tell you how many times I've said to myself "woah!  that girl might be super hot!" only to have her take off her x and be hugely disappointed.  Or pleasantly surprised.  Point is, you're never sure until the x come off.

Find x.

I think I found x

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Reply #4136 on: June 10, 2010, 05:31:34 PM

I could have done without the Ninja...

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #4137 on: June 10, 2010, 07:28:22 PM

I am PRETTY SURE that is from lazytown. Now I feel dirty, thanks.
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Reply #4138 on: June 10, 2010, 08:10:32 PM

The song and singing is.  The animation not so much.

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Reply #4139 on: June 10, 2010, 11:31:00 PM

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Reply #4140 on: June 11, 2010, 06:14:33 AM

Duct tape?

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Reply #4141 on: June 11, 2010, 07:48:58 AM


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Reply #4142 on: June 11, 2010, 07:59:09 AM

I'm going with gaffer tape

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Reply #4143 on: June 11, 2010, 08:00:15 AM

I am going with the baby can fly.

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Reply #4144 on: June 11, 2010, 08:43:32 AM

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Reply #4145 on: June 11, 2010, 08:45:30 AM

weekend at the flophouse again, eh?

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Reply #4146 on: June 11, 2010, 08:48:58 AM

Like the Panda, dear boy.

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Reply #4147 on: June 11, 2010, 10:56:11 AM

I am going with the baby can fly.

I am taking the similar "Landing from the dropship".

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Reply #4148 on: June 11, 2010, 12:58:27 PM

Poorly (or awesomely?) placed ad on today's Portland Tribune:



I sure hope they don't find Kyron in the water!

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Reply #4149 on: June 11, 2010, 01:00:24 PM

Also, I love that I know that f13 won't judge me for thinking this is funny. I love you guys!  Heart awesome, for real

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Reply #4150 on: June 11, 2010, 02:31:51 PM

I don't get it.

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Reply #4151 on: June 11, 2010, 02:38:05 PM

That 7-year old boy on the cover has been missing for a week. It's a big story over here.

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Reply #4152 on: June 11, 2010, 03:37:47 PM

I figured it had something to do with appearing on milk cartons. But seeing as how I can't even keep up on the local news here, knowing what is going on in Portland is probably not something I am going to be able to do.


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Reply #4153 on: June 11, 2010, 08:34:05 PM

Celebrities have been tweeting about it! Anyway, it was just a chance for me to tell my "hope they don't find him in the water" joke.

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Reply #4154 on: June 12, 2010, 06:15:49 PM

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Reply #4155 on: June 12, 2010, 09:50:59 PM

I will go with the simpler explanation, it's an Illuminati recognition signal.

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Reply #4156 on: June 13, 2010, 06:01:27 AM

It's actually a gesture that is supposed to help with your posture. You won't see many pictures of Angela Merke where she doesn't do that.
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Reply #4157 on: June 13, 2010, 09:19:29 AM

I can only conclude that the Illuminati are worried about perfect posture. What a let down.
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Reply #4158 on: June 14, 2010, 06:57:09 AM

It's the international symbol for "I need a backrub".
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Reply #4159 on: June 14, 2010, 12:52:38 PM

Celebrities have been tweeting about it! Anyway, it was just a chance for me to tell my "hope they don't find him in the water" joke.

This might sound callous, but are you tired of it as I am? Everyone in the state knows the kids face by now, what is the point of having 24 hour a day news casts about it?

Also, THE FUTURE!

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #4160 on: June 15, 2010, 02:34:50 PM


This might sound callous, but are you tired of it as I am? Everyone in the state knows the kids face by now, what is the point of having 24 hour a day news casts about it?


Kind of. I mean, by now only bad things can have happened. The FBI has made the case its top priority?!

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Reply #4161 on: June 15, 2010, 02:36:09 PM

It's the international symbol for "I need a backrub cunnilingus".

FIFY

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Reply #4162 on: June 15, 2010, 02:55:10 PM

In related...



Edit: Image fail. I actually mirrored that earlier but still used the wrong link...
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Reply #4163 on: June 15, 2010, 09:33:27 PM

WIN!

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Reply #4164 on: June 16, 2010, 09:04:01 AM

She looks shocked.
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